I'm gettin a case of the chubbbbbbbbs

[ericlee]

Yeah, probably from quitting smoking. I have more of an appetite now. Probably cause I can taste food now.

Also my job gives me no time to make a workout schedule at all. I've worked a 12 hour shift, gotten home, took off the boots and they'd call me and ask if I can come in in about 2 hours.

I've got no time to cook healthy and bring it to work nor does my wife. I only eat at whatever joint is around work.

I dunno, it's winter time now and I don't think I want to skinny up yet. I kind of prefer the extra insulation.

The wife likes her new form fitting pillow now too. She says I remind her of a Buddha. :(

[TurdBerglar]

i've had my winterly love handles for a while now

[zorra_chiflada]

having a full time job has really gotten me into shape - i think it's the nature of the stuff i'm doing. lifting heavy shit (including dogs) walking up and down stairs 40 times a day, running around a store, sweating my ass off, and not eating much.

[ericlee]

i've had my winterly love handles for a while now

Yeah, they're kind of nice. I'm going to come up with a fashion lineup for love handles.

Pierce them, make an earring lineup for them. Make pants and shirts with cutouts on the sides so it can all hang out. Hell yeah, I'm kind of liking this.

I could do without the moobs though. Hey, where's that liftits link again?

[ericlee]

having a full time job has really gotten me into shape - i think it's the nature of the stuff i'm doing. lifting heavy shit (including dogs) walking up and down stairs 40 times a day, running around a store, sweating my ass off, and not eating much.

Yeah, I should have some massive bicepts by now. I mean, I.D. cards can get pretty damn heavy after a while. Oh, and so can that pen!!

[The Notorious LOL]

Ive got real soft over the past year. Honestly a big part of it has been buying groceries instead of eating fast food (surprisingly) simply because I have easier access to things in the cupboard.


Me and the lady started working out this week though.

[Bob]

i'm gettin da chubbbbs too

probably has something to do with the constant drinking and sitting and not knowing how to cook healthy food and not having time to exercise

or bothering to find time, anyway

[zorra_chiflada]

however, the smell of me when i come home makes joe dry retch :(

[Bob]

however, the smell of me when i come home makes joe dry retch :(

like his anal glands smell like roses :rolleyes:

[The Notorious LOL]

I think a part of it also has to do with the Foreman Grill and a freezer full of frozen hamburger patties :o

[ericlee]

It's all about anorexia once I get the Dunlaps or Dickiedos.

[ggirlballa]

ya know boneless skinless chicken breast are healthier than most meats & pretty easy to cook (never ever bread them fatass)

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah and it also tastes like air.


fuck changing my diet, its just the lazy lifestyle thats caused it for me. When I boxed I used to eat Big Macs and whatever else I felt the need and I was in great shape.

[zorra_chiflada]

lol boxing

[ggirlballa]

yeah and it also tastes like air.


add spices then

[The Notorious LOL]

lol boxing



try it sometime and proceed to pass out from extreme exhaustion. The only workout I can think thats even comparable in intensity is yoga, and boxing is harder.

[befsquire]

i think being happy and settled in a relationship can also make you add lbs here and there. i've gained 7 in the year and 8 or so months since bobby moved here, and i'm extremely concerned about it (my suits are expensive and i can't afford to replace them).

so, i'm sorta hoping he'll just cook me some chicken and not all that other good, fatty stuff he makes for me.

he, however, has lost weight. mostly because he rides a bike to work and then spends his whole day like running a total of 20 miles or so, but whatever. (and yes, i hold the weight loss against him. :) )

[na§tee]

okay, so i thought you meant a different sort of chub. get that kinda talk away from the kids, man, my eyes! my eyes! :cool:

i've put on a substantial amount of weight that, curiously enough, seems to have coincided with the purchase of one nintendo wii. :/.

EDIT: and lots of chocolate.

and losing my gym card.

and a carbalicious diet.

[Pres Zount]

you must have missed the nintendo ads where there was a lazy, 20-something slouching on the couch staring vacantly at a television screen, his arms falling either side of him, wii remote clutched in one hand, nunchuck the other. The only motion being the slight flick of the wrist to promote a sword slash, and the constant flow of drool beading from his lower lip.

Fortunatley he is not fat, nor will he ever be fat.

[zorra_chiflada]

actually, on christmas day, my dad implied that i was getting chubbs. like whatever old man, you're gonna die soon.

[monkey]

i think relationships tend to make a person chubby. i got out of one and dropped 20 lbs. the alarming thing before maybe was that i gained 35 lbs. but in my defense, i was anorexic before, and i was given massive antidepressants.

now, im just curvy. :o

[DipDipDive]

i think relationships tend to make a person chubby. i got out of one and dropped 20 lbs. the alarming thing before maybe was that i gained 35 lbs. but in my defense, i was anorexic before, and i was given massive antidepressants.

now, im just curvy. :o

Your subtle allusions to really fucked up situations always dumbfound me.

I've gained about 20 pounds in the past year. My diet hasn't changed much, but my activity level has dropped significantly. If anyone here would like a way to stifle their appetite and thereby potentially lose a bit of weight, I'd happily show you a picture of my disgusting thighs and lower back fat. :cool:

[adam_f]

I was really big, like almost 245 at one point (the picture I did post awhile back was pre-fat adam) but now I'm down to 195 because I haven't been laid in awhile.

[Randetica]

i gave up my diet yesterday cause aslonger i was on diet as fatter i got

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

if i am in love, then i dont eat, cos all i can think of is the lover. hence the fat that surrounds me.

[monkey]

Your subtle allusions to really fucked up situations always dumbfound me.


the actuality of the situations suck. i wouldnt want to ignore the fact that they happened altogether. they happened, i talked about it to death at one point. now, it's just part of my history. eh.

[Kerrbear]

but now I'm down to 195 because I haven't been laid in awhile.

Wait, not getting laid makes you lose weight? I should look like Mary Kate Olsen by now! That's totally not fair. :mad:

[adam_f]

I was playing on a theme that relationships make you gain wait and obviously you missed that, so...yeah.

[Kerrbear]

That makes more sense. I could only think of one sexual thing that involved taking in any calories, and that seemed unlikely to add much weight, no matter how enthusiastic the practioner.

[cosmo105]

i had been doing pretty well, working out and shit and then i got all food poison-y this last week and couldn't eat a goddamn thing. as soon as my stomach started feeling better i sorta went HOT DAMN FOOD AGAIN and have been a real fatass the last couple of days :o but i'm anxious to get back into swimming and running and all. i'd gotten used to it feels. i'm a big believer in eating what you enjoy and letting yourself indulge every now and then, but with that comes the need for activity. i was lazy for years, and i just can't be that anymore. sometimes it kills me to get to the gym and do 20 or 25 laps, and maybe i'll only do it once a week - but damn, i feel good after i do.

[ericlee]

Shit, I'm keeping the chubbss. Me, LOL, adam, Bob and Turd are gonna bring back the overweight rappers scene.

Fuck the Fatboys. We're gonna be a group of 5 fatass honkeys. I wanna be the human beat box though. Except I'll do it from my ass.

[Kid Presentable]

I think a part of it also has to do with the Foreman Grill and a freezer full of frozen hamburger patties :o
Having to clean that piece of shit is motivation enough for me not to use it. :mad:

I have little manly tits, and a slight paunch. I don't really care.

[ericlee]

I'll never understand the outdoors George Foreman grill. :rolleyes:

[Bob]

Shit, I'm keeping the chubbss. Me, LOL, adam, Bob and Turd are gonna bring back the overweight rappers scene.

Fuck the Fatboys. We're gonna be a group of 5 fatass honkeys. I wanna be the human beat box though. Except I'll do it from my ass.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[TurdBerglar]

Shit, I'm keeping the chubbss. Me, LOL, adam, Bob and Turd are gonna bring back the overweight rappers scene.

Fuck the Fatboys. We're gonna be a group of 5 fatass honkeys. I wanna be the human beat box though. Except I'll do it from my ass.



fuck that


that shit drops off me once i start biking when spring rolls by

[Kid Presentable]

fuck that


that shit drops off me once i start biking when spring rolls by
*is Turd's stand in. Learning the lyrics and dance steps as you read*

[TurdBerglar]

plus i have a severe case of stage fright

[ericlee]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yeah, exactly. Only problem is that I'm not sure how to do the heavy inhale exhale scratch thing he does.

I may just lose my colon after a few practice rounds of that.

[Kid Presentable]

We need a 'Message to Benedict Arnold' type track if you guys pull me in to replace turd.

"I don't know why you let that bitch in the group in the first place..."

[Bob]

yeah, exactly. Only problem is that I'm not sure how to do the heavy inhale exhale scratch thing he does.

I may just lose my colon after a few practice rounds of that.

i hear that's how he died

a life well spent, if you ask me

[Kid Presentable]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE'RE
WHITE AND PASTY, WE DON'T LIKE SPORTS
(bob)WE MAKE LADIES SHRIEK WHEN WE ROCK BIKE SHORTS
(TNLOL)YOU THINK MY OUTIE IS WHISTLING (turd) MY BELLY BE ROLLIN
(eric)CHECK OUT THE BEATS AS THEY DROP FROM MY COLON!!!!

[The Notorious LOL]

(TNLOL)YOU THINK MY OUTIE IS WHISTLING


it was established in the belly button thread that I do not have an outie

[ericlee]

We need a 'Message to Benedict Arnold' type track if you guys pull me in to replace turd.

"I don't know why you let that bitch in the group in the first place..."

Ok, sure then. You can keep your screen name too being there's alot to present. . I suppose Bob can add an L to his name, ala Blob.

Hell yeah, we can open up for Dandyfop's girlie band.

[Kid Presentable]

it was established in the belly button thread that I do not have an outie
Bragadaccio, son. Fiddy never shot anyone.

[Kid Presentable]

(adam)I GOT FIRED FROM WENDYS FOR STEALIN
CALLIN ME CHUBBY WELL IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINS
(eric) I WENT TO THE PROM BUT I GOT NO SNAPS
(TNLOL) YO BUT ERIC I HEARD YOU DID THE FLY PROLAPSE

[hitmonlee]

okay, so i thought you meant a different sort of chub. get that kinda talk away from the kids, man, my eyes! my eyes! :cool:

so it wasn't just me lol!

i'm still carrying weight from my last relationship.


why is bad stuff taste so good, and healthy stuff not taste?

i need to cut out the mayonnaise from my diet
and the cheese
:(

is life without mayonnaise and cheese worth living?

[Bob]

i'm trying to set up a running routine

i wanna do it in the morning, before my morning shower

but even now, when i wake up with just enough time for a shower and a toothbrushing before i leave for class, i gotta wake up before the sun comes up, and no way i'm running in the dark. crime's always a worry and beyond that, there's ice on the ground now, i'd probably slip and kill myself in the dark

no time during the day either, i'm in class all day, and i'm in the library reading until it gets dark again

i dunno what to do

it doesn't help that i'm pathologically lazy on top of this

[ericlee]

(adam)I GOT FIRED FROM WENDYS FOR STEALIN
CALLIN ME CHUBBY WELL IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINS
(eric) I WENT TO THE PROM BUT I GOT NO SNAPS
(TNLOL) YO BUT ERIC I HEARD YOU DID THE FLY PROLAPSE

(Adam) I went to show the old hag where the beef is and got sidetracked with a customer's quad decker and a pound of cheeze wiz
(Kid P) Beasties may have the bugaloo flu but I've got a case of the dickie do and dunlap disease. Fuck it, gimme another ham and cheese.

[Kid Presentable]

W*burp*ord

[ericlee]

i'm trying to set up a running routine

i wanna do it in the morning, before my morning shower

but even now, when i wake up with just enough time for a shower and a toothbrushing before i leave for class, i gotta wake up before the sun comes up, and no way i'm running in the dark. crime's always a worry and beyond that, there's ice on the ground now, i'd probably slip and kill myself in the dark

no time during the day either, i'm in class all day, and i'm in the library reading until it gets dark again

i dunno what to do

it doesn't help that i'm pathologically lazy on top of this

Good luck with running in the am. I hate mornings and running and I don't even know how I stayed in the army for so long. We'd be running at 5 a.m. in Aberdeen Maryland. Freezing cold, ice all over the ground and snow.

I was thinking about joining a gym but my job is so unpredictable that I'm afraid I'll end up wasting money cause I'll never be able to go there.

I may just have to resort to the Atkins again. I lost alot of weight on that.

[Bob]

i should hire a personal trainer

i need someone to kick my ass into shape, i think, i'm not doing it so well on my own

[zorra_chiflada]

yes you should. what are you talking about?

[zorra_chiflada]

there's nothing wrong with doing it.

[abcdefz]

You shouldn't exercise before breakfast.



Depends on what your goal is. If you want fat loss, exercising first thing in the morning after drinking plenty of water is this best way to jump start the metabolizing of fat, as long as you don't go longer than about 45-50 minutes. (Then the body starts breaking down muscle for energy.)

[zorra_chiflada]

Depends on what your goal is. If you want fat loss, exercising first thing in the morning after drinking plenty of water is this best way to jump start the metabolizing of fat, as long as you don't go longer than about 45-50 minutes. (Then the body starts breaking down muscle for energy.)

warm water with lemon in it is the best thing for kickstarting your metabolism for the day.

[zorra_chiflada]

if you exercise after breakfast, you're preventing your food from being digested properly

[abcdefz]

As soon as your protein starved, your body will start breaking down muscle



Nope. You've got about 45 minutes where it goes to fat reserves first.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, a-z is on the money here. you're putting your body at more risk by exercising after a meal.

[abcdefz]

If you're eating a full on meal and not just a snack, you should probably wait at least 90 minutes before working out.

Some people will eat a carb and protein snack right before -- like a protein shake or something -- and then you wait usually about 30 minutes.

Everybody's different, but those are generally accepted guidelines.

[Dr Deaf]

i'm down to 160 fluctuating 164. you fat ass americans should get some exercise or something.

you know you're officially obese when the sides of your sneakers start wearing out. daaaaaaaamn, that's fat. imagine, even just 20 lbs overweight -- is like 20 fucking boxes of LOL butter. next time you're at the grocery think of all that extra lard you're toting around. amazingly disgusting.

i'm like a chain smoking, binge drinking health nut that eats cookies all day.

[milleson]

Way to go Bob!

You have a way with inciting thread riots.

[Bob]

If you're eating a full on meal and not just a snack, you should probably wait at least 90 minutes before working out.

Some people will eat a carb and protein snack right before -- like a protein shake or something -- and then you wait usually about 30 minutes.

Everybody's different, but those are generally accepted guidelines.

yeah, that's my problem. i don't really have these 30-90 minute blocks of time in which to make an exercise schedule unless i want to wake up disgustingly early or get home disgustingly late.

[Bob]

Whinge whinge fucking whinge.

Stop making excuses.

stop being a cock

we've all noticed and nobody's buying it

[Bob]

Buying what?

Here's the thing. Wanna know why so many people are still unhealthy or fat or whatever? Because they make up excuses.




You’re just making excuses to be a lazy (slothful - that’s a deadly sin!) piece of shit.

Keep putting it off for another day. You promise yourself that you will go for a jog when you get home from work tomorrow, and then you will use those weights you bought two months ago. Maybe even start watching what your eating.

Then it's time, you're home from work. but you tell yourself that you are too tired. Instead of going for that run today, you will do it tomorrow, and you may aswell eat that pizza in the freezer cause you don't want to waste it. See where this is going?

What’s with all the assholes and their lack of backbone? For shit’s sake, going to work 9 to 5 and then sitting around TV the rest of the time is not going to cut it. Have some fucking distinction. With all that time and free shit, I hope you realize you could be a much better person.

by god you're right. you've motivated me!

thank you, jerk-off 17 year old! your kick in the ass is just what i needed to change my life! bless you sir...bless your little cock heart