animals that like you exclusively

[The Notorious LOL]

I think my orange cat is like that. He sits in my lap but no one elses, and it only took him two years to warm up to me.

[Freebasser]

*insert joke about ginger pussy by The Padster here*

[Lex Diamonds]

HAHA YOU LUUURRRRVE THE GINGER PUSSY!!!

[trailerprincess]

fish are about the only domestic animals I can tolerate and seem to tolerate me

[Pres Zount]

My mothers cat only lets my father touch it. The cat is bad news, I tell you.

[Freebasser]

*insert joke about how 'only Joe's dad is allowed to touch Joe's mum's pussy' by The Padster here*

[Pres Zount]

Shut up, The Padster :mad:

[mikizee]

My mothers cat only lets my father touch it. The cat is bad news, I tell you.

All cats are bad news.

I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one!

[yeahwho]

The local zoo has had a restraining order slapped against me since I was 13. So I guess I'll never get the full answer to this question.

[Kid Presentable]

All cats are bad news.

I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one!
I dunno, four drumsticks.

[Randetica]

my bunny loves everyone

stupid slut!

[-T-]

my bunny loves everyone

stupid slut!

I had a goat like that.

My German Shepherd is pretty much a one owner dog.

[zorra_chiflada]

without bragging, this happens to me at the pet shop a lot. customers will go to hold a puppy and the puppy will squirm out of their hands to get to me. probably because they're used to me and i feed them and i smell like a million dirty sniffable smells.

[zorra_chiflada]

My mothers cat only lets my father touch it. The cat is bad news, I tell you.

most cats bring birds or mice home to your doorstep. rosie drags german shepherds behind her.

haha rosie. the most inappropriate name for the most vicious and evil cat on the planet. she should be called hitler or something.

[mp-seventythree]

My dog is a complete whore

[na§tee]

i think cats and i have a special bond. i think i am cleopatra's bodily manifestation in 2007. i may or may not be taking the piss.

animal story:
i went to the botanical gardens last weekend with the manfriend, and on the 'scenic' way there we go through some, uh, woodland and there are lotsandlot of grey squirrels. ranald says they are just "rats with pretty tails". because they killed all the ninja red squirrels and, well, they're just nasty. and anyway, normally we bring monkey nuts to give to them because, you know, we have to forgive them for their lifetime of sins, but we only had orange poppets on us (which, readers, are just balls of orange.. meh covered in dark chocolate).

anyway, i went to give this one squirrel a poppet (ranald: "he's totally going to have a heart attack") and he comes, totally no fear, up the wee barrier thing round the path and balances at the top, chest level to me, and i'm like WTF. it was totally going to pounce on my face and, like, i don't know, suck my brains out alien-stylee and i was like "fuck. it's going to jump on me, ranald. fuck". they look cuddly, but i certainly don't want a fucking squirrel all up in my bidnezz. anyway, i threw the poppet behind him, on the ground, and he buried it away, not before fighting off another squirrel for it and making FUR go flying! it was great!

yeah, that's my story.

oh yeah, grey squirrels are some of the worst animals for remembering where they have buried their nuts, which i guess is god's way of punishing their murderous asses. red squirrels store most of their nuts in the trees and have better 'memories'.
food-storing birds, however, have really quite exceptional memories for spatial locations. there is a marked difference in the size of the hippocampus for food-storing and non-food storing birds, and evidence of, like, adaptive specialisation. it's pretty cool. so being called a "bird brain" is a good thing, i guess.

um.. /ends catalogue of psychology knowledge she never gets to use anymore.

[Johnny Railroad]

most cats bring birds or mice home to your doorstep. rosie drags german shepherds behind her.

haha rosie. the most inappropriate name for the most vicious and evil cat on the planet. she should be called hitler or something.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6809/hitlercatdl1.png (http://imageshack.us)

:eek:

[Johnny Railroad]

Apes ! special Donkey Kong - King Kong - Funkey Monkey - Burger Kong - little Monkey .....

so we have a Zoo in Town , so i can visit "my apes" very often , but when I see the poor chimp`s , I must hold my self back otherwise I would free them all and give them Asyl ....

when I would have the choice for a pet , I would take Mr.Nilson ....(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Shut up, The Padster :mad:
Haha, I can hurt people without even saying anything! I'm like the Darth Vader of message board slander.

[Nivvie]

My rabbit loves me the most, but then I always clean her and let her out for runs, so she's just showing she knows which side her bread is buttered on.

My mum's cat brought home a rabbit as big as him the other day, little bastard. She buried it next to the bat, the mole and the weasel.
The birds (pheasants excluded), mice and shrews are in a mass grave, as there's just too many.
He is a feral whose mum died when he was kitten, and my mum found him in a barn, all mangy, little and helpless, but the urge to murder and fend for himself cannot be undone.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm a pet whisperer. cats and doggies love me for some reason, they always have. part of my trick is massage. pets don't get massages that often, usually they just get petted. I gave my friend's pitbull a massage and he asked me to marry him. he pretty much melted in my lap. well, as much as a hundred pound ball of muscle can melt on you. oof.

george loves some people and hates others. he love cort best I think. :/ she feeds him.

[steve-onpoint]

The Ant and the Aardvark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myEGa3AWj9s). (y) (y)