Tourists are fucking retarded

[HEIRESS]

especially when wild animals are involved

fair enough, I come from Canada and Im quite accustomed to seeing bears and cougars and shit and I know that you avoid at all costs
and of course I judge all the foreign retards who see a bear on the side of the highway, stop and GET OUT of their fucking cars to take a picture

but here in new zealand the other night, we were camped at a place right next to the ocean

and me and my buddy were walking down the path on our way to the showers and a fucking SEA LION came barreling down the path with like 5 people chasing it trying to get pictures

naturally we jumped out of the way

but one of the idiots chasing it was this stupid french dude who was carrying fucking squid meat which he went on to THROW at the fucking sea lion

and his stupid wife was running after him yelling "you gave eet ze squid meat MON DIEUUUUUUU"

it was fucking awesome.

[Big Gus]

Sea lions are badass.

They can break a mans arm...

..sorry - thats a swan.

[b i o n i c]

i think it could just be the french

[ericlee]

That stupid guy should have known to stuff the squid meat down his pants if he wanted to get attention from the sea lion.

[Pres Zount]

I think I saw a swan eating a sea lion corpse, once.

[ericlee]

your avatar is really really creepy ericlee

psst (http://static.flickr.com/63/193488625_676dd39404.jpg?v=0/)

[cookiepuss]

did you get in the guys face for harassing the wildlife? cause when i see shit like that going on I tend to get involved and speak my mind.

I was at this fundraiser/fair thing...and there was a little bunny petting zoo... and this moron kept coming up to the rabbits with his dog. and the dog was lunging at the rabbits and making them nervous as hell. But the guy just stood there and thought it was funny. So I naturally said hey that's not cool man you're dog is scaring the rabbits. he said: he's just curious, he won't hurt them. I said that's not the point! the rabbits are having a heart attack you should take you dog somewhere else. he kind blew me off and I said he was being an ass. he pretty much left after that.:cool:

[Echewta]

It was probably a New Zealenderer in a Sea Lion suit trying to get attention and/or free squid/nutrients from the sea.

[HEIRESS]

I just yelled out "WTF" really loudly

[Echewta]

Lord of the Rings really ruined it for the Sea Lions down there.

Too bad He-Man doesn't live in NZ and had a sea lion instead of a cat for his sidekick so that the Sea Lion that was chased could suddenly transform into some crazy armor and have He-Man on it and scare the tourist away except for Heiress and her pals who would be like "OMG HEMANS AND BATTLE SEA LION!"

[Big Gus]

I think a sea lion would be more badass than a large cat.

Mano-el-mano... Sea Lion FTW!

[Echewta]

Scenes like this only encourage humans to disrespect Sea Lions. (http://www.darlingcetaceans.com/SeaLion%202.JPG)

This doesn't help either (http://www.doctorgrooveband.com/bowser.jpg)

Nor This (http://www.robotsandwrestlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/kingdong.jpg)

[BangkokB]

and they wear their backpacjs tgat smell of faggotry

I asked a tourist Slayer or Beastie Boys are best bands and he turned it into a declaration of war. From South Africa he was and I thanked him for Lord of War and Blood Diamond and said keep iup the good wor k

[Otis Driftwood]

I saved a Cassowaries live once by driving like a blind 94 yr old, slowing down two more cars behind me, so I should be given free airflight everywhere to set a good example!

[instigator7022]

i like when the New Yorkers come down and go "OH MY GOD A DEER!"


deer are fun.