View Full Version : So, What do you think about Canada?
Justin
02-20-2007, 10:08 PM
I like Molson beer and the passionate hockey fans (Montreal especially) but that's about all I can think of.
I do give you Canadians mad props for dealing with the cold weather!!! Does it not make you want to kill yourselfs?
aaagggghhhhhhh this thread
Pres Zount
02-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Such a horrible place.
The Notorious LOL
02-20-2007, 11:44 PM
I think Luxemborg is cooler
Deep_Sea_Rain
02-21-2007, 12:12 AM
They'll nuke us any day now. Just you watch.
They'll nuke us any day now. Just you watch.
you don't wanna go to war with canada, they've got all that healthcare or something
Deep_Sea_Rain
02-21-2007, 12:17 AM
They'll fix up their soldiers faster than the US can kill 'em.
Plus, they have guns that shoot bacon.
They'll fix up their soldiers faster than the US can kill 'em.
Plus, they have guns that shoot bacon.
drat! they know our weakness!
i would not fight an army with bacon guns
i would join an army with bacon guns
Deep_Sea_Rain
02-21-2007, 12:23 AM
drat! they know our weakness!
i would not fight an army with bacon guns
i would join an army with bacon guns
Those Northies don't play.
I heard from my cousin's, friend's, brother's, ex-girlfriend's, former roomate's, old dental hygenist that they throw you in a pit of alligators if you don't buy at least one Celine Dion album a year.
Dorothy Wood
02-21-2007, 12:30 AM
I like CANADA, it smells fresh.
Deep_Sea_Rain
02-21-2007, 12:34 AM
I've never been there, but I can venture a guess it'd be pine scented.
paulb
02-21-2007, 03:02 AM
Canada is excellent, I love it!
Deep_Sea_Rain
02-21-2007, 03:16 AM
Yes, but is it pine scented?
Otis Driftwood
02-21-2007, 03:39 AM
It's big. Stuff is bigger there, too. Lakes, berries, bears, thorny vines.
Bret Hart invented Canada.
icy manipulator
02-21-2007, 03:45 AM
friends of mine went to canada last year to do the exact same job in a town that was full of aussies. so yeah they suffered some real big culture shock :rolleyes: only difference is that brisbane's 30 degrees and Whistler's -30 degrees. fuck that cold weather
jackrock
02-21-2007, 04:03 AM
Nutsack toques. You're welcome.
;)
ms.peachy
02-21-2007, 11:00 AM
People actually think about Canada? Wow, who knew?
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 11:04 AM
I heart KKKanada.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 11:40 AM
Neil Young, most of The Band, David Cronenberg, Marshall McLuhan...
na§tee
02-21-2007, 11:42 AM
needs more cowbell.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 11:46 AM
White Tiger > Neil Young, most of The Band, David Cronenberg, Marshall McLuhan...
Wow. You and that Joel kid must get along famously.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 12:36 PM
Wow. You and that Joel kid must get along famously.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 12:41 PM
Probably time to quit drinking, eh?
As the brain cells start to recover, you'll see your folly, as well. Try not to get too overwhelmed, though.
DeeJayZap
02-21-2007, 12:47 PM
i think of canada as a colder usa.
jackrock
02-21-2007, 01:28 PM
I'll let you in on a little secret... Our army, is nothing more than a bunch of moose and elk with bayonet's taped to their antlers.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 01:29 PM
*plans accordingly*
MC Moot
02-21-2007, 02:43 PM
We possess 2/3 of the world's fresh water supply...in the 21st century water will become the world's new oil,which will effectively make us the new middle east......holy shit are we in trouble.......in the mean time if you come and visit me we will get you very intoxicated on honey lager and pay you compliments until you pass out....then....well,when you've slept it off,we will make you a large serving of flapjacks and back bacon, laden with maple syrup to help you "recover".....that's how we role,devious like.....you'll be so fat!
DeeJayZap
02-21-2007, 02:50 PM
We possess 2/3 of the world's fresh water supply...in the 21st century water will become the world's new oil,which will effectively make us the new middle east......holy shit are we in trouble.......in the mean time if you come and visit me we will get you very intoxicated on honey lager and pay you compliments until you pass out....then....well,when you've slept it off,we will make you a large serving of flapjacks and back bacon, laden with maple syrup to help you "recover".....that's how we role,devious like.....you'll be so fat!
it is the 21st century... unless you are behind in canadia.
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 02:52 PM
Canada is where we get most of our oil from, actually.
Genocide Tulips
02-21-2007, 03:00 PM
Aren't there people in Canada? Thought I heard it on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
MC Moot
02-21-2007, 03:08 PM
it is the 21st century... unless you are behind in canadia.
I'll grant you slack seeing as how the Irish are so often incompetent when it comes to dealing with English....in any sense.....past tense,present tense,common tense....
abcdefz
02-21-2007, 03:14 PM
I was hoping people would forget about Rush.
And Anne Murray.
M.C. Guevera
02-21-2007, 04:56 PM
Lot of hot girls come from Canada.
Randetica
02-21-2007, 06:58 PM
*crickets*
*toucans*
Lex Diamonds
02-21-2007, 07:05 PM
From my experience, Canadians are generally cooler than Americans. And less fat. Other than that they're pretty much the same thing.
I heart KKKanada.
huh? KKK?
oh, and Canada is deadly.
huh? KKK?
oh, and Canada is deadly.
like the kkk
Documad
02-21-2007, 08:31 PM
Levon Helm > Canadian members of The Band
marsdaddy
02-21-2007, 08:33 PM
It's about 80% United States.
Justin
02-21-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Celine Dion became so popular
cosmo105
02-21-2007, 10:11 PM
mmm. maple candy.
i always sigh a little when i see "rush delivery available" because i know it doesn't mean that geddy lee is going to deliver my package :(
jennyb
02-22-2007, 12:12 AM
Canada(y)
You can't front on maple syrup, pleasantries and fresh air. It ain't THAT cold is it really now? Sheesh, some of you make it sound like the entire country is in a perpetual deep freeze.
brooklyndust
02-22-2007, 12:47 AM
Bret Hart invented Canada.
LOL, actually i think it was him and Tom Cochrane
Otis Driftwood
02-22-2007, 02:59 AM
... or Wayne Gretzky
Little known trivia: Rambo 1 was filmed in Hope, B.C.
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 09:50 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how Celine Dion became so popular
Noooooooooo shit.
I just read this little sidebar interview with her, and she talked about how her first year in Vegas, she did 200 shows so she couldn't use her voice between shows, meaning no speaking with her husband or six year old. (She would type messages to her husband on her cell.)
I was thinking, "What a great fucking mother and wife that is!" :rolleyes:
"Son, you'll understand in 40 years when you inherit 200 million dollars."
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:14 AM
YEa, celine is not the best of canada can offer but you, americain, seem to like her otherwise she would'nt be in las vega, i 'ts been like 5 years that she is there and sing almost 2 time a day or something like that.
Canada is like the little bicht of USA because we have a vast amount of natural ressources, especially in the field of energy;tar sand and hydroelectricity. You guy suck us like vampires....not YOU but your government.
Anyway...
Canada is an awesome country ; we fucking rock!
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:16 AM
YEa, celine is not the best of canada can offer but you, americain, seem to like otherwise she would'nt be in las vegas,i ts been like 5 years that she is there and sing almost 2 time a day or something like that.
Canada is like the little bicht of USA because we have a vast amount of natural ressources, especially in the field of energy;tar sand and hydroelectricity. You guy suck us like vampires....not YOU but you government.
Anyway...
Canada is an awesome country ; we fucking rock!
Just curious -- what's your native language?
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:17 AM
francais
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:19 AM
francais
Gotcha. (y)
My co-worker is from France, but he's not here right now or I'd introduce you.
Oh, wait -- he's married. And a salesman.
Never mind.
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:25 AM
It is a lot.
And here I thought this new job would keep me too busy. I made a goodbye thread and everything. :o
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:26 AM
i dont like french from france...i am a quebecer, there is a lot of difference between us , I am just kidding i dont dislike them but we are really not the same kind althouh we are like cousin.
Anyway too bad he is taken, if you got other friend who are single, just send them in my way :D
I assume you ask me my native language because my english writing is not really perfect, I think it has something to do with the fact that i write too fast and forget basic stuff, but you can get my idea in general so!
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:28 AM
You do a good job. Better than I could in a second or third language.
How many languages do you know?
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:32 AM
he, just french and english , i can read spanish and comprehend the "talking" but as for having a conversation, it would be very limited. But sometime i seem to speak chinese tho because nobody understand me!
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:34 AM
Well, it's better than I can do. (y) Good for you!
Billy Talent come from Canada. I love Billy Talent. Canada = (y)
QueenAdrock
02-22-2007, 10:40 AM
I just got back laaaate last night. I really like it there. It's not THAT much colder than what I've experienced here, it just lasts longer I think. It's supposed to be warm here this weekend, it's just gonna stay cold up there.
Anyways, the air up there is cleaner and drier in my opinion. And they have freakin' poutine which is the nectar of the gods. I had it twice on Tuesday. </fatty>
I also smuggled back some chocolate-maple cookies.
Otis Driftwood
02-22-2007, 10:45 AM
Eh? You live in "the east" then, and I use that term very loosely. Or did you go back to Alaska from Yukon?
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:45 AM
I just got back laaaate last night. I really like it there. It's not THAT much colder than what I've experienced here, it just lasts longer I think. It's supposed to be warm here this weekend, it's just gonna stay cold up there.
Anyways, the air up there is cleaner and drier in my opinion. And they have freakin' poutine which is the nectar of the gods. I had it twice on Tuesday. </fatty>
Yes, it might be more cold in canada but it's not like it was when i was younger, this year ,in quebec, we had like one week of nasty cold(-35) with wind factor but that it. Usuallly , back then, it was almost all december and january.
For the poutine, you should taste the one in quebec, we freaking master this dish. I try to avoid it the more i can...:D
QueenAdrock
02-22-2007, 10:49 AM
Yeah, I heard it was Quebecois so I bet your version is the best. I was told to try Burger King's version, but didn't get the chance to.
I'm going to find cheese curds somewhere around here and make it this weekend. It's like crack cocaine to me, I need my fix. :(
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 10:53 AM
hehehe, i can be your cheese curds pusher, just send some money; 2000$ the pound!
But really , if you grate a good cheddar or any cheese that you like, it can be as good.
Videodrome
02-22-2007, 10:55 AM
no shortage of Tim Hortons.
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 10:56 AM
You know what I had in Canada that was just bloody awful?
Chokecherry syrup. Goodness lordy gracious. It was like pouring penicillin on pancakes.
fucktopgirl
02-22-2007, 11:00 AM
No idea what this chokecherry syrup is...i know maple syrup and this is like sugar water from the god!
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 11:10 AM
I'd never heard of it, but when I lived in Vancouver, one of my friends bought me some. It was horrible, horrible stuff; I literally almost puked.
The Choke Cherry grows in BC. I guess they also make wine from it. :confused:
HEIRESS to fucktopgirl.
West coast to east coast.
It's great.
MC Moot
02-22-2007, 03:38 PM
Gordon Lightfoot
Leonard Cohen
Ronnie Hawkins
Maynard Ferguson
Joni Mitchell
Daniel Lanois
Oscar Peterson
DOA
SNFU
K.D Lang
Diana Krall
Tragically Hip
Feist
Broken Social Scene
Death From Above 1979
K-os
A-Trak
Kid Koala
The Dears
The Sadies
Sloan
Rheostatics
Sam Roberts
Arcade Fire
Rufus Wainright
Propaghandi
Protest the Hero
Really though our favorite musical export is William Shatner....the pipes on that man!
;)
HEIRESS to fucktopgirl.
West coast to east coast.
It's great.
man, quebec isn't the east coast.
kaiser soze
02-22-2007, 10:09 PM
Ottawa's hockey team sucks ass, Montreal and Toronto are still a'ight in my eyes...but they suck too
Justin
02-22-2007, 11:24 PM
Ottawa's hockey team sucks ass, Montreal and Toronto are still a'ight in my eyes...but they suck too
Vancouver is playing well this year, they are in first place.
I'd also like to thank Canada for Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby:D (y)
I also wish death upon Kansas City if they end up with our team:mad: (n)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HEIRESS
02-23-2007, 12:18 AM
I'm never leaving British Columbia
ever.
man, quebec isn't the east coast.
Close enough.
ToucanSpam
02-23-2007, 09:15 AM
I will never live outside of Canada, as long as I can help it.
One thing I know about the rest of my life
I know that I'll be livin' in CANADA
Sloan.
icy manipulator
02-23-2007, 09:25 AM
I will never live outside of Canada, as long as I can help it.
One thing I know about the rest of my life
I know that I'll be livin' in CANADA
Sloan.
you'd like australia. it's canada, cept warmer (y) australians love canandians, and hate americans in general. lots of people will ask you to say 'about' tho :p
abcdefz
02-23-2007, 09:47 AM
I'm never leaving British Columbia
ever.
It's a big world out there.
ZERO travel, Heiress? That doesn't sound like you.
icy manipulator
02-23-2007, 09:49 AM
Gordon Lightfoot
Leonard Cohen
Ronnie Hawkins
Maynard Ferguson
Joni Mitchell
Daniel Lanois
Oscar Peterson
DOA
SNFU
K.D Lang
Diana Krall
Tragically Hip
Feist
Broken Social Scene
Death From Above 1979
K-os
A-Trak
Kid Koala
The Dears
The Sadies
Sloan
Rheostatics
Sam Roberts
Arcade Fire
Rufus Wainright
Propaghandi
Protest the Hero
Really though our favorite musical export is William Shatner....the pipes on that man!
;)
where's Martha and the Muffins? anyone who's sane has to like Echo Beach! is there actually a place called echo beach
ToucanSpam
02-23-2007, 10:11 AM
It's a big world out there.
ZERO travel, Heiress? That doesn't sound like you.
I think she meant move outside of BC. And I don't blame her, the West Coast is a nice place.
It's no East Coast with our lobsters and ECMAs.
abcdefz
02-23-2007, 10:14 AM
I know; I lived there for a while.
Canada wouldn't give me landed immigrant status, though, so I had to come back to the US. :(
MC Moot
02-23-2007, 11:53 AM
where's Martha and the Muffins?
I think they moved over somewhere near Bachman Turner Overdrive and live next door to Loverboy which is a real Triumph for such Skinny Puppy's....
Tompz
02-23-2007, 12:23 PM
i hust know i could spend quality time in canada, i seriously considered moving there for some time earlier, working with foresting or fishing or something
nature seems stunning, crazy views and bears and lots of cool stuff
im leaning towards moving to australia instead this fall but i will definetly taste the canadian bacon in the future
countries to visit:
1. australia
2. canada
3. india
HEIRESS
02-23-2007, 08:34 PM
I will never live outside of Canada, as long as I can help it.
One thing I know about the rest of my life
I know that I'll be livin' in CANADA
Sloan.
I totally screamed out that line when I saw them live awhile ago eheheheheh
and yeah a-z I just meant living-wise
I still like traveling but I wouldnt cry a river if suddenly a 100 foot wall was erected around British Columbia and I could never again leave because I would be quite content to live out my life here.
west coast = best coast
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