Personally, I wear headphones if I'm going to watch pron

[abcdefz]

...some folks aren't so savvy, I guess. (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16749069.htm)


Pron DVD screams prompt sword 'rescue'
Associated Press

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

[abcdefz]

I guess they each had their sword out.

Waving it around.

[abcdefz]

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.
:D

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm just glad that nobody got stabbed and no fluids were spilt.

[jabumbo]

my first college roommate would watch stuff at night on his laptop and that was kind of annoying.

it took him about 3 months to get a pair of headphones, at which point i really didnt mind anymore.

[ericlee]

Who in the hell listens to the sound in porn movies anyway? It's all the same shit and they don't even have the cool background music anymore.

[Lex Diamonds]

I LOLed at the fact you used the word "cool" there. (y)

[ericlee]

I LOLed at the fact you used the word "cool" there. (y)

damn skippy.

Man at the door, "I've come to fix your pool"

cool background music......*brrrr chiki chiki barrr chiki chiki warr warrrrr*

[Lex Diamonds]

Haha, it's so true. I might get a job as a pizza boy and carry around a stereo with porno music playing. I bet I'll get invited in and fucked senseless by every single woman I meet. When you hear that music, you just KNOW it's sexytime.

[ericlee]

"here's your hot sausage pizza and this time, YOU get the tip"

*barrr chiki chiki warrr warrrr*

[ericlee]

thats a really good idea. I could be the Heidi Fleiss Pizza Delivery Service of Hollywood.

There's already a pron site called "big sausage pizza" where guys deliver pizzas with holes on the bottom of the box.

[Lex Diamonds]

He's obviously ordered many a "Meat Feast" in his time.

[ericlee]

Pffft, I delivered chinese food a long time ago.

My eggroll was the ancient chinese secret. These pizza guys are knock offs.

[cubsfirstplace]

ahahha, i wonder what kind of porn this guy is watching!

back door sluts 9, perhaps?

[hitmonlee]

Who in the hell listens to the sound in porn movies anyway? It's all the same shit and they don't even have the cool background music anymore.

i find it lacks without sound, doesn't do the job
and yeah i wear headphones

[ericlee]

i find it lacks without sound, doesn't do the job
and yeah i wear headphones

Ok, did I tell you that me, Blob, Kid P, LOL are in a band now?

Ohhh trust me, there would be sound.

[Kid Presentable]

Kid Paunchy.

[hitmonlee]

Ok, did I tell you that me, Blob, Kid P, LOL are in a band now?

Ohhh trust me, there would be sound.

HUH?

[Bob]

ahahha, i wonder what kind of porn this guy is watching!

back door sluts 9, perhaps?

well think about it

guy's 39, lives with parents, owns a sword

he probably doesn't even know that women can scream out of pleasure

[ToucanSpam]

At first I thought this was a-z's way of confessing that he watches the porn!


Bob, are you implying someone who owns a sword can't get any?

[jennyb]

I was in my backyard one fine Sunday afternoon last summer with a good book and a fresh lemonade. I just got situated in my patio lounger began to read and all of a sudden.... "UH UH UH OH OH YEAH.... UHHHHHHH Ahhhhhh!" I'z like wtf? The guy in the apartment building behind me really knows how to work it. That girl sounds like she's having one hell of a time. Then it went on and I figured out it was a porn. It was pretty lame, the TV seemed to be purposely that loud for the entire neighborhood to hear. Classy.

[Pres Zount]

Bob, are you implying someone who owns a sword can't get any?
No, he's saying that this gentleman is obviously a crazy person who has killed young women.

I guess you own a sword?

[Lex Diamonds]

Bob, are you implying someone who owns a sword can't get any?
That seems like a pretty sound correlation to me. (y)

[abcdefz]

Like, say, Errol Flynn.

[ToucanSpam]

No, he's saying that this gentleman is obviously a crazy person who has killed young women.

I guess you own a sword?

I do not own a sword.

[hardnox71]

Who in the hell listens to the sound in porn movies anyway?
I like the sound. Especially if it's in Spanish. Don't understand a fucking word but it sounds really hot. :p

[hardnox71]

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

Having you sword seized must really hurt.

You'd think if it was such a valuable heirloom then he would have kept it in his Fruit of the Looms.

*Ba-dum-bum*

Thank you, thank you all very much. I'm here all week. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress and remember...don't you go changin'. Good night.

[mr_rottentreats]

...some folks aren't so savvy, I guess. (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16749069.htm)


Pron DVD screams prompt sword 'rescue'
Associated Press

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"


ide yous head phones so no one elesld know what yur watchinhg lol

[na§tee]

I do not own a sword.
LOLz. that's a shame. most people in glasgow do. SAMURAI SWORDS. machetes. s'all good baybee.

[ms.peachy]

Aww, I think it was quite sweet that he went to help when he genuinely believed there was a woman in trouble there. Took some guts. I hope that any charges against him are dropped, and that he is able to get his sword back. He was trying to do the right thing.