He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

[Otis Driftwood]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/
There are many in the universe who have fought the battle for power since many years... But only one can have the power
Plot Outline:
He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe, goes against the evil Skeletor to save the planet Eternia and protect the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
He-Man = Christopher Showerman (with a name like that the guy must have been in porn movies)

Steve Blackman = Skeletor

Al Snow = Man-At-Arms/Duncan

The former WWE hardcore champs :)

To tell the truth I kind of hated MotU as a kid. I prefered my Star Wars toys, which were rare and totally outsold by MotU here.
All those barrel chests, bicepses and fur seemed awfully homoerotic to me. Friend of mine told me he was in a MotU club where you had to write reports on good deeds done in a month, like helping old ladies across the street to get free stuff like a club badge...
My guess: This 'll make Dolph Lundgreen look like a great actor.

[camo]

How ghey is that he man?

check out head shot number 6!

http://www.christophershowerman.com/html/images.html#


noooooooooo!

[na§tee]

i used to be totally obsessed with masters of the universe when i was younger, the movie. i didn't realise til, like, 2004 that courteney cox was in it!

i also liked the cartoons a lot. i was a fan of the public service stylee announcements they would have at the end in some ones, like "hey, here's he-man picking up a heavy object.. and he's bending his knees to do it! don't hurt your back, kids!"

[Otis Driftwood]

Me and my best friend once tagged an entire table in school with names of all the Masters of the Universe figures we could recall. Last person to write one down won. The name of the most elusive one was: Clawful (y) , one of many so-called Masters unable to properly wipe his own ass.
Who was your fave? Grizzlor the grim Gorilla Beast?

[camo]

i also liked the cartoons a lot. i was a fan of the public service stylee announcements they would have at the end in some ones, like "hey, here's he-man picking up a heavy object.. and he's bending his knees to do it! don't hurt your back, kids!"

'hey kids, don't forget to clean you teeth twice a day or skeletor will come and fuckin' kick em in for you, you snotty nosed little shits'.

[Otis Driftwood]

I imagine the director is a fat 12 year old boy that gets beaten a lot in school and plays with his MotUs. "Take this, bully" (*Gay He-Man slaps bully kid around*)
The most daunting aspect of post produciton will be removing the giant kiddie hands "directing" the action.

[camo]

It better have battle cat in it

[Waus]

Fingers crossed for Trap-Jaw (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b244/Oz-Scott/MotU%20Classic%20and%20New/TrapJaw.jpg).

[bigblu89]

I hope this is the theme song to it.
http://jlalee.imeem.com/music/roG5s5kg/heman/

[King PSYZ]

well trap jaw is a pirate, and pirates are all cool again and shit...

me and auton spent like 5 hours discusssing MoTU one day online... man I'm a nerd.

[Lex Diamonds]

He-Man couldn't get any gayer. Apart from the whole huge sword, fur underpants, no shirt, etc. his name is probably the gayest thing I've ever heard.

[Otis Driftwood]

Trap Jaw is another one of the guys that don't come with a gizmo to wipe their ass with. Even Stinkor can do that. And Mossman.