im a girl, im allowed to say this:

[monkey]

i really fucking hate men. god damn. if i didnt have some sort of crazy biological impulse to find a mate and pretend to be happy together for the rest of my life... i dont know. i cant even imagine how fullfilling my life could be if i could just not think about certain guys. or maybe if i somehow grew massive steel walls around my feelings.

[cmute_rhyme]

I think your problem is you have not found a man like me. If only the world could harness more of me the world would be a better place.

[Drederick Tatum]

someone's tampon isn't fitting right.

[Bob]

hormones :rolleyes:

[adam_f]

Yeah, way to let your e-husband know about this, pauli. Yeah, real fucking healthy that is, huh?

[monkey]

yea im not even PMSing. im venting. my ex crush has completely dissapointed me. and im trying really hard not to take it personally. this is actually an exercise in healthy self esteem. the old me wouldve asked "why am i so undesirable, blah blah blah".

adam, send me some funny texts, then maybe i'll let you get in my pants again. maybe.

by the way, i fully realize there are amazing men out there, most of them happen to be on this board for some reason. but the ones ive known have not lived up the promise that you guys have. and if i somehow find myself with someone as nice as one of you guys, i swear i wont be stupid and shove him aside. i just have to find one that wont break my heart.

[Bob]

yea im not even PMSing. im venting. my ex crush has completely dissapointed me. and im trying really hard not to take it personally. this is actually an exercise in healthy self esteem. the old me wouldve asked "why am i so undesirable, blah blah blah".

adam, send me some funny texts, then maybe i'll let you get in my pants again. maybe.

by the way, i fully realize there are amazing men out there, most of them happen to be on this board for some reason. but the ones ive known have not lived up the promise that you guys have. and if i somehow find myself with someone as nice as one of you guys, i swear i wont be stupid and shove him aside. i just have to find one that wont break my heart.

this is why i don't ask girls out! because every person is like this

[ToucanSpam]

:(


We love you, P.

[monkey]

this is why i don't ask girls out! because every person is like this

insecurities can be fun.

[Auton]

It's fine. girls are indecisive, needy morons, so it works out just fine. :)

most guys on here are "nice" because they're on the internet. they'd be just as big of "assholes" as real guys in real life.

[g-mile7]

Just dont be so quick to give your heart away...a man has to prove himself first. Maybe even dating outside your normal limits might help too...

[Bob]

It's fine. girls are indecisive, needy morons, so it works out just fine. :)

most guys on here are "nice" because they're on the internet. they'd be just as big of "assholes" as real guys in real life.

yeah, i probably only have myself to blame for being a virgin, in reality

[Auton]

nah man, not to sound like a fruit or anything, but i just cant see you being an asshole in real life.

[g-mile7]

Bob's cool. Date Bob Monk.

[Bob]

nah man, not to sound like a fruit or anything, but i just cant see you being an asshole in real life.

sounds like something a fruit would say

[g-mile7]

Yeah, way to let your e-husband know about this, pauli. Yeah, real fucking healthy that is, huh?
Oh snap? She cheatin' on U son?

[Bob]

sounds like something a fruit would say

you should know that i typed this while listening to "i will survive" by gloria gaynor

i wish to god i was kidding

[Bob]

now i'm listening to the cake version

WHO MADE THIS PLAYLIST

oh....i'm the only one in the room....oh dear

[Auton]

hahaha

[monkey]

now i'm listening to the cake version

WHO MADE THIS PLAYLIST

oh....i'm the only one in the room....oh dear

you are a funny guy, bob.

[funk63]

tryponopsis not all guys suck

[zorra_chiflada]

women are worse

[Documad]

women are worse
Only when they're young. Women get better with age.

(I still prefer working with men -- all other things being equal. :p)

[P of R]

It's a well known fact that girls generally don't like the nice and sweet guys.

[beastieangel01]

Just dont be so quick to give your heart away...a man has to prove himself first. Maybe even dating outside your normal limits might help too...

I'm with g on this one.

[monkey]

ive always dated outside my limits. i mean, shit! my ex boyfriend was 3 years younger than me. it took a lot of convincing to get me to accept that. and the new guy, he was the complete opposite of anyone ive ever dated before. they're all different, i hardly go for type.

as for my heart... it's more locked up than it's ever been. but i have feelings. lots of them. i cant lock those up as easily.

[hardnox71]

as for my heart... it's more locked up than it's ever been. but i have feelings. lots of them. i cant lock those up as easily.
Just keep your guard up and your eyes open. But don't cut yourself off completely. It isn't healthy.

You've always struck me as being a tough girl, Pauli. I think you'll be alright.

[skra75]

Just dont be so quick to give your heart away...a man has to prove himself first. Maybe even dating outside your normal limits might help too...

Good advice. You need to go out and have fun, don't expect too much too soon.

IMO. You can say "fuck off" to me if you want.

[monkey]

hahahaha. no. oh he really liked me. im fully aware of that. he was just stupid about the whole situation. i was stupid about it too. it doesnt help that we work together. this is why im venting. we work together a lot. and he's letting our personal shit get in the way of our work. and by doing that, he's being a bit.. harmful.

[b i o n i c]

so he liked you and you liked him... i hope the stupid thing you did was go in the broom closet together. if so, whats the problem

[Dorothy Wood]

this whole situation is too vague, I have no idea what is happening!

I for one, love the mens. even though lots of them are jerks.

actually, I wish I was a man. then me and bob could truly be together. :o

[Junker]

I also fucking hate men.

[Bob]

this whole situation is too vague, I have no idea what is happening!

I for one, love the mens. even though lots of them are jerks.

actually, I wish I was a man. then me and bob could truly be together. :o


dreams....

[monkey]

i didnt wanna be all detailed about it cause i feel like i have said a lot of shit about this in other ways.

you guys know how i was with my exbf, the breakup was REALLY hard, and it seemed to last for months. well, during half the time i was still breaking up with the exbf, i had started hooking up with this new guy. he was really sweet, said all the shit the exbf never said, was all the kinds of nice i wanted. but i was obviously distant. i had to be. the new boy tells me one day he's being extra cautious cause HE just went through a breakup, but he really likes me. im thinking - nice! we're on the same boat, this doesnt have to be weird. and for a while, it really wasnt. it was great.
then, he says, randomly "you deserve better than this." nevermind that i never asked nor wanted "better". i was perfectly fine with the situation. but he wasnt, i guess. and we decide to be friends cause we work together and, according to him, im awesome (have to agree). ive met a whole bunch of his friends and i met his brother too. i got along great with all of them. so basically, we still hung out and all that, except we werent hooking up. fine, whatever, doesnt really matter.

but then, he starts being weird around work. he stops meeting certain deadlines, he stops hanging out, he's just all around odd. on v-day, he sends me two cards. two days later, he ignores me completely. this kid is fucked up, obviously. and it's been like that for the past two weeks. he'll call and be cool for a sec, then he does something fucking stupid. and it was because of a stupid thing he did, that i started this thread.

there. not all men are evil. sucks that some of you get your panties in a bunch over sweeping generalizations.

[monkey]

no. never. ever. the ex and i were broken up the entire time we were still "talking" (for the 3 months that we tried to do that talking thing). we were both talking and casually seeing other people.