Ebonics

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down

Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got robbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus: repeat (2X)

"Speak with criminal slang" -Nas
That's just the way that I talk, yo
"Vocabulary spills, I'm ill" -Nas

Yo, yo
A burglary is a jook, a woof's a crook
Mobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a F
If you got killed, you got left
If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
If you 730, that mean you crazy
Hit me on the hip means page me
Angel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germ
If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
The food you eat is your grub
A victim's a mark
A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
Your apartment is your pad
Your old man is your dad
The studio is the lab and heated is mad
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus (2X)

The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey that's ugly
If your girl is fine, she's a dime
A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'
Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
Takin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

[mikizee]

doesnt particularly interest me

[ms.peachy]

I'm too old to learn a foreign language.

[Tompz]

is that ted nugent?

[Lex Diamonds]

Johnny Cash.

[cj hood]

big l

[Randetica]

i think he is still dead

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know I haven't checked.

[DIGI]

Dude, I'm seriously not trying to be an asshole right now. I'm just curious as to why you make these threads. I mean, I love Big L, too, but it just seems really tedious to make a thread typing out all of the lyrics.:confused:

[The Notorious LOL]

before I even clicked it I was like "I bet Padster posted the lyrics from that Big L song!" and I was right!!!!!!

[Bob]

i clicked....and didn't move for nine hours

in fact...i'm gonna read it again

[DIGI]

It is pretty gripping. Padster's pretty talented at.........typing alot.:confused:

[The Notorious LOL]

yo Digi lets text rap battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DIGI]

Flip when ready, bitch!


This is gonna be great!

[The Notorious LOL]

I don't care if you Bobby Digital, I hold triggers to crews
You little fuck, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya
Then you dropped "Shook Ones," switch your demeanor
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Roc-A-Fella, students of the game, we passed the classes
Nobody can read you dudes like we do
Don't let 'em gas you like The Notorious LOL is ass and won't clap you
Trust me on this one - I'll detach you
Mind from spirit, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole
No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I sold what ya whole album sold in my first week
You guys don't want it with The Notorious LOL
Ask Padster, he don't want it with The Notorious LOL, nooooo!

[Lex Diamonds]

Dude, I'm seriously not trying to be an asshole right now. I'm just curious as to why you make these threads. I mean, I love Big L, too, but it just seems really tedious to make a thread typing out all of the lyrics.:confused:
I didn't type them, I was looking at them on a lyrics site in amazement and I thought I'd share here for people who haven't heard it or aint listened to it in a while. It's quite well crafted and clever, maybe someone will see it and think "wow that's cool I'll seek it out". Maybe they won't, either way it's no big deal to me. I was bored, whatever.

[DIGI]

I don't care if you Bobby Digital, I hold triggers to crews
You little fuck, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya
Then you dropped "Shook Ones," switch your demeanor
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Roc-A-Fella, students of the game, we passed the classes
Nobody can read you dudes like we do
Don't let 'em gas you like The Notorious LOL is ass and won't clap you
Trust me on this one - I'll detach you
Mind from spirit, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole
No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I sold what ya whole album sold in my first week
You guys don't want it with The Notorious LOL
Ask Padster, he don't want it with The Notorious LOL, nooooo!

Nigga, please. Get down on ur knees n lick deez.
I'll call u colbyjack cuz u aint nuttin but cheese.
Ur rhymes are wack, black. Skillz u lack. Thats a fact.
I smoke niggaz like u by the pack.
Of one hundreds. Sittin hungover eatin funyions.
Stompin bitches like u, that's why I have bunions.

(wow, urs was really long):(

[Lex Diamonds]

Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
The Notorious LOL just got dropped
Little move pass the mac
And let me hit 'im in his back
DIGI needs to get spanked right
For setting traps
Little accident murderers
And I ain't never heard of yah
Poisonous gats attack when I'm serving yah
Spank to shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your rank
Cause I'ma slam your ass in a pang
DIGI weaker than a fuckin' block
I'm running through nigga
And I'm smoking The Notorious LOL
In front of you nigga
With the ready power
Tucked in my Guess
Under my Eddie Bower
Your clout petty sour
I push packages every hour
I hit 'em up

[DIGI]

Now it's time for sum innuendo, B.
I played ur mom out like Nintendo Wii.
Got her wet quick, 69in, blowin my joystick.
Stabbin her shit watchin a late night Cinemax flick.
U have no game, u cant even get with sluts.
While my bed is like an ashtray, filled with butts.
I sport rhymes that are flawless.
Your bitch has male pattern baldness.
Throwing the chips down and takin all of this.
Return of the Pharoah. The Sphinx with hijinx.
Go ahead and bite my shit, cuz u know it never stinks.
Fuckin punk. All u are is frills, grills, and dollar bills.
Almost lost ur virginity, but O.Ded on boner pills.
I'm wrappin this shit up so I can go smoke a bowl.
Heart black as coal.
Split ur wig, grab a straw, and suck out ur soul.
While I peep the neighbor milf thru my house window.

[The Notorious LOL]

While my bed is like an ashtray, filled with butts.





hahaha

[DIGI]

:D

Damn, his science is TOO TIGHT!

[The Notorious LOL]

*rips off gold chain*

[DIGI]

DOUGIE!!!!!!

"Get the fuck in here."

*Drops mic*

[The Notorious LOL]

Duckie yo. Dude from "Pretty In Pink"


someone else corrected me on that at one point so I just want to pass along the Mr Show knowledge.

[DIGI]

DAMMIT!!!

Now it makes sense.

[Lex Diamonds]

While my bed is like an ashtray, filled with butts.
LOL, sick line. What is that song?

[DIGI]

All original, son. Unless it's in a song Im not aware of. I used it in a Battle Rap thread like 2 years ago, though.

[Lex Diamonds]

Nice work, that's a quality line right there. (y)

[DIGI]

I had another one that went with that one, but it wouldnt work.

Somethin about keepin my ladies like coffee, Chock Full O' Nuts (brand of coffee over here).

Then goin with that ashtray line.

:D

[Loppfessor]

You fools who think he's good at typing have obviously never heard of copy and paste