when your ex and your friend like to play pretend lesbos

[b i o n i c]

you're a guy, you have a female friend who you've known since you were ten. you LOVE her like a sister. your families know each other, you went to grade school together, she moves away, you keep contact till college when she moves back, gets married, graduates, moves across country, gets divorced, gets serious with some new guy for a few years and breaks up. the day before she left new york in 2001, she introduced you to a friend she's had for three years. years of really high ups and low downs ensure for her. you and new girl hit it off and are together for abput five years.

throughout the time, you both stay friends with friend number one, except you tend to be the one who answers the calls in the middle of the night, the calls at inconvenient times. new girl turns out to be a jerk to you and you break up during a fight over having to be friendly with some dude she slept with one on of our off periods. the root of the break up was in other things but thats the last conversation.

old friend decides to move back to new york. she's talking to some old highschool friend for two weeks who she's fallen in love with from hundreds of miles away.

so old friend and you talk about her trip back to nyc to scope out her situation. you're excited to see her, you're happy knowing that your old friend will be back. old friend comes to nyc, takes fake lesbo pics with ex girlfriend and posts them her myspace, fixes her up with with new boyfriends' sidekick, hangs out with ex a few times, does not call or return calls/texts from you and calls me when she gets back home again a week later. you cant believe she came and went, that it was obviously on purpose that you didnt see eachother and you're bothered by all the rest. you write an email to friend laying it out, friend doesnt have internet, calls ex and has ex read my email to her over the phone.. what the fuck?

what bothers me isnt really about my ex, but that it feels disloyal of my friend. of course they're friends, but chill .... jeeez - i dont think thats so hard to understand, is it?

i just feel frustrated about the whole thing. it feels like old friend is just being a dickface, am i wrong? i can't believe it, really. its anl abbreviated version of a longer story. the only thing ive gotten back from old friend is that i basically shouldnt care about any of this and that i shouldnt ask people to choose sides. i have never asked her to choose sides, but i think people should expect a little more tact from friends. it doesnt make sense to me because the girl knows me well... she has to know. its hard for me to accept this and to think that she really isnt my friend at all. or am i being too harsh? i dunno. i really want to know what you guys think. if im wrong im wrong.

[b i o n i c]

whoa thats long

[afronaut]

yeah, it is. im debating whether to actually read it or not. i think i might, since it's about lesbians though. your lucky day.

[Randetica]

is that from a 'friends' episode?

[b i o n i c]

read it! what do you think?!!!

[b i o n i c]

ive been told to just completely forget about them both. that sounds like consensus to me. thats what i'll do. still sucks

thanks for the advice, yo's

[Randetica]

*pushes her big breasts against bionic's belly* aka hugs him

[monkey]

your friend is acting like a fuck head. but "sticking together" is the kind of thing girls do. not all girls, not everyone is that silly. i guess you shoulve called her instead of emailed her if you knew she was internetless. and maybe you should tell her that you value her friendship.

but if you wanna fuck it, then fuck it. you deserve good people in your life.

[b i o n i c]

even knowing she was internetless, that was a shit move on her part. she knows what i think about everything already. it seems like more than sticking together, more like her being a complete fuck face over things. she's probably using the situation to get my ex to do shit for her before she moves here, like find her an apartment and shit. i dont know if that makes it worse, fuck'em

[Randetica]

so theres something like real life drama? wow

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't really understand what happened because of the way you wrote it as if it were my own situation. it would be easier to understand if you just wrote it as a tale about yourself. all I know is you should stay away from jerks. and faux lesbo pics on myspace are lame.

[Documad]

I agree that it would be easier for me to diagram the plot if it were written in first person.

[beastieangel01]

I agree that it would be easier for me to diagram the plot if it were written in first person.

yes.

[b i o n i c]

OK MAYBE THIS IS EASIER



i'm a guy, I have a female friend who you've known since i was ten. I LOVE her like a sister. our families know each other, we went to grade school together, she moves away, we keep contact till college when she moves back, gets married, graduates, moves across country, gets divorced, gets serious with some new guy for a few years and breaks up. the day before she left new york in 2001, she introduced me to a friend she's had for three years. years of really high ups and low downs ensure for her. me and new girl hit it off and are together for abput five years.

throughout the time, we all stay friends, except i tend to be the one who answers the calls in the middle of the night, the calls at inconvenient times. new girl turns out to be a jerk to me and we break up during a fight over having to be friendly with some dude she slept with one on of our off periods. the root of the break up was in other things but thats the last conversation.

old friend decides to move back to new york. she's talking to some old highschool friend for two weeks who she's fallen in love with from hundreds of miles away.

so old friend and me talk about her trip back to nyc to scope out her situation. i'm excited to see her, i'm happy knowing that your old friend will be back. old friend comes to nyc, takes fake lesbo pics with ex girlfriend and posts them her myspace, fixes her up with with new boyfriends' sidekick, hangs out with ex a few times, does not call or return calls/texts from me and calls me when she gets back home again a week later. i cant believe she came and went, that it was obviously on purpose that we didnt see eachother and you're bothered by all the rest. you write an email to friend laying it out, friend doesnt have internet, calls ex and has ex read my email to her over the phone.. what the fuck?

what bothers me isnt really about my ex, but that it feels disloyal of my friend. of course they're friends, but chill .... jeeez - i dont think thats so hard to understand, is it?

i just feel frustrated about the whole thing. it feels like old friend is just being a dickface, am i wrong? i can't believe it, really. its an abbreviated version of a longer story. the only thing ive gotten back from old friend is that i basically shouldnt care about any of this and that i shouldnt ask people to choose sides. i have never asked her to choose sides, but i think people should expect a little more tact from friends. it doesnt make sense to me because the girl knows me well... she has to know. its hard for me to accept this and to think that she really isnt my friend at all. or am i being too harsh? i dunno. i really want to know what you guys think. if im wrong im wrong.