Not even Rollerbladers want to be Rollerbladers

[Kid Presentable]

haha

[ToucanSpam]

Megatron

[QueenAdrock]

ROFL

[Pres Zount]

No, no - I think they do.

[Brother McDuff]

i used to be an avid roller-hater myself, back when they were hip. ahhh, those were the good ole days...

[Junker]

i used to be an avid roller-hater myself, back when they were hip. ahhh, those were the good ole days...

Me too.....

I didnt remember why right now, but once me and my others skate mates kicked a rollerblader ass badly. I think it was because he was simply a rollerblader.

[Nivvie]

I had some years and years ago, and smooth floored living room I used to glide about in, as any kind of bump in the pavement and I'd be on my arse.

Roller boots should come back, and legwarmers.

[hardnox71]

I used to hate rollerbladers, too, until last summer when I became one.

I can't help it. It's fun. :o

[Brother McDuff]

I used to hate rollerbladers, too, until last summer when I became one.

I can't help it. It's fun. :o


people still rollerblade?

[hardnox71]

people still rollerblade?
On the lakefront here in Chicago, all summer long.

[Brother McDuff]

On the lakefront here in Chicago, all summer long.


word. that's the place to do it. did they ever build that skate park near millenium park that they were talking about?

[hardnox71]

word. that's the place to do it. did they ever build that skate park near millenium park that they were talking about?
Not that I'm aware of. There are only two skate parks that I know about and they are both along the lake, one up north around Montrose and one out south around 31st street or maybe 33rd street. I can't remember. But I haven't heard anything about Millenium Park (I hate that name. I still call it Grant Park.)

Where you from?

[fucktopgirl]

rollerblading is cool..i like it and it's keep your ass in shape. I just dont adopt any official style. I just wear my normal clothes put on my blade and blaze trought the city without killing myself. The worst is thoses little rock on the street, they can be dangerous!

[hardnox71]

rollerblading is cool..i like it and it's keep your ass in shape. I just dont adopt any official style. I just wear my normal clothes put on my blade and blaze trought the city without killing myself. The worst is thoses little rock on the street, they can be dangerous!
Bird shit is pretty fucking slippery, too.

[kaiser soze]

I blade, it's a great way to get some exercise with my friend who is exceptionally cute on blades, it beats driving down to town so to change it up we take different paths

I don't wear spandex nor are my blades some flashy cheesey colors....I'm not extreme but I can comfortably skate backwards, hop curbs, and get some speed

I hate running and I'm impatient so I don't walk places, I bike and blade in the warmer months and it works for me

[Bob]

ask me about rollerblading races!

[hardnox71]

ask me about rollerblading races!
OK, Bob. What about the rollerblading races?

[hardnox71]

I hate running
So do I. Wouldn't run if I was on fire.

[Bob]

I did a couple of seasons of those races, yeah. But they got too commercial. Yeah, now I go to this rollerblading retreat. Last time they took us down this canyon trail. It was just so beautiful, I had to...cry out, "I'm rollerblading," and it came echoing back...I'm rollerblading, I'm rollerblading, I'm roller..blading.

[Pres Zount]

My sister used to rollerblade around our driveway listening to weezer on her walkman.

LOL at this becoming a rollerbladers convention. Lol at echo.

[funk63]

i love blading. and my hero is Andy Brink Brinker. im serious.

[hardnox71]

Who the fuck is that?

[funk63]

its a character in the disney movie Brink!

[hardnox71]

Oh.

[funk63]

but its a good movie. good music.. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

its a character in the disney movie Brink!

haha i haven't seen that movie in a while :p

[mikizee]

Whats the worst thing about rollerblading?

Having to tell your parents you're gay.

[funk63]

haha i haven't seen that movie in a while

ya its a trip. btw klepto im the dude that added u on myspace, like a day ago.

[kleptomaniac]

ya its a trip. btw klepto im the dude that added u on myspace, like a day ago.

oh okay! :)

[roosta]

what's the worst thing about being a rollerblader?






telling your parents you're gay

[befsquire]

My sister used to rollerblade around our driveway listening to weezer on her walkman.

LOL at this becoming a rollerbladers convention. Lol at echo.
lol at weezer.

i mean come on.

[Brother McDuff]

Not that I'm aware of. There are only two skate parks that I know about and they are both along the lake, one up north around Montrose and one out south around 31st street or maybe 33rd street. I can't remember. But I haven't heard anything about Millenium Park (I hate that name. I still call it Grant Park.)

Where you from?


northbrook (northern suburb), but I know tons of poeple out in the city and went to college at Columbia, right across from Millenium/Grant park area.

[Planetary]

lol that's a good one.

rollerblades suck balls. this little gang of weiner rollerbladers followed me and my mates around skating, taking up all the spots. stupid little shits.

we threw biscuits at them :cool:

[cmute_rhyme]

I happen to be an avid rollerblader. Its good exercise and you can cover a lot of ground in a short period of time. Whats the big deal?

[Junker]

I happen to be an avid rollerblader. Its good exercise and you can cover a lot of ground in a short period of time. Whats the big deal?

*gay*

[abcdefz]

Whats the worst thing about rollerblading?

Having to tell your parents you're gay.



Good. I wanted to make sure this joke was covered. (y)

[instigator7022]

what about rollerskating?

[zorra_chiflada]

hard to balance!

[Johnny Railroad]

Me too.....

I didnt remember why right now, but once me and my others skate mates kicked a rollerblader ass badly. I think it was because he was simply a rollerblader.

Hahaha yes the old days , everytime a Roller came to our S-Park we dissed him badly .... :rolleyes:

[Planetary]

*gay*

i'm reluctant to say this....but lol

[-T-]

I used to rollerblade. I was also between the ages of 8 and 14, and half of the time I was playing Hockey. So yeah.

[Planetary]

I used to rollerblade. I was also between the ages of 8 and 14, and half of the time I was playing Hockey. So yeah.

so what this makes you 50% gay? 100% gay!

[mikizee]

what's the worst thing about being a rollerblader?


telling your parents you're gay

Hahaha I got this joke in about 2 posts before you did.

Now I look cool, and you don't look as cool.

[b i o n i c]

and again, that joke was originally from the sopranos where he actually said

"what's the worst thing about being a skateboarder... telling your parents you're gay"

[mikizee]

sopranos?

really? which season? i got em all!

i reckon my favourite ep of all time was when there was an intervention with christopher, and he called his mum a cunt and they all beat the shit out of him. then in the hospital the doc says to tony,

'your telling me he slipped off the kitchen counter???''

tony says '........he was wearing socks.'

classic.

[b i o n i c]

i dinnae

[ericlee]

sopranos?

really? which season? i got em all!

i reckon my favourite ep of all time was when there was an intervention with christopher, and he called his mum a cunt and they all beat the shit out of him. then in the hospital the doc says to tony,

'your telling me he slipped off the kitchen counter???''

tony says '........he was wearing socks.'

classic.

I got them all too. I can't remember which episode that was on.

My favorite line ever is from Junior..

"and they had jesus hanging from a helicopter...But you could tell it was a dummy"

[zorra_chiflada]

i liked aj's line "what, no fuckin ziti?"

[Junker]

Hahaha yes the old days , everytime a Roller came to our S-Park we dissed him badly .... :rolleyes:

Good old days. I think I remember why we kicked his ass. If I'm not mistaken, a roller ruined my friend's trick passing in front of him at the moment he was preparing to do it. Then they started to argue each other. When we saw that we had a 'Kids' moment.
Poor roller. :(
Unfair fights used to be nice. (y)

[hardnox71]

northbrook (northern suburb), but I know tons of poeple out in the city and went to college at Columbia, right across from Millenium/Grant park area.
Northbrook?

$$$CHA-CHING$$$

Must be nice.:rolleyes:

[b i o n i c]

you're all gay, none of you can skateboard, and none of you has ever kicked anyone's ass. so shut up.

[hardnox71]

none of you can skateboard,
I used to freestyle way back in highschool (fucking twenty years ago). I was alright on flatland but not too hot on ramps. All in all, I was definitely alot better on a bike than I was on a skateboard. I could never find my balance point. I had a Jeff Kendall Mini for about three months before it got ran over by a car when it shot out from under me into the street. I figured "That's it. I'm going back to my bike."

[hardnox71]

none of you can skateboard,
I used to freestyle way back in highschool (fucking twenty years ago). I was alright on flatland but not too hot on ramps. All in all, I was definitely alot better on a bike than I was on a skateboard. I could never find my balance point. I had a Jeff Kendall Mini for about three months before it got ran over by a car when it shot out from under me into the street. I figured "Fuck this. I'm going back to my bike."

[Junker]

you're all gay, none of you can skateboard, and none of you has ever kicked anyone's ass. so shut up.

You shut up! I can kick YOUR ass right now.

*kicks bionic ass*

[b i o n i c]

LOLzers

[Kid Presentable]

I can skate. I don't rollerblade.