View Full Version : ATTENTION: Do Not See "The Number 23"!
Brother McDuff
02-26-2007, 12:54 AM
I see it as my duty being a member of the human race to warn one and all to avoid the film "The Number 23" at all costs. Possibly the worst movie I've seen in the last five years, if not more. Absolutely horrid. (n) (n)
You've been warned.
JobDDT
02-26-2007, 01:07 AM
Worse than "From Justin to Kelly"?
Dorothy Wood
02-26-2007, 01:07 AM
yeah, but I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey with tattoos and a saxophone. this movie can't be anything less than great.
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 01:40 AM
yeah, but I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey with tattoos and a saxophone. this movie can't be anything less than great.
Tattoos and a saxaphone you say??
Dorothy Wood
02-26-2007, 01:45 AM
I do say! (http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/binary/1415/flicks_review2-1_42.jpg)
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 01:46 AM
I do say! (http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/binary/1415/flicks_review2-1_42.jpg)
Sold! Actually the gf and I were going to see it yesterday but opted for sex and a nap then I wanted to go today but she had to work...
ericlee
02-26-2007, 01:48 AM
I can put money on it that it's probably better than Goat Rider.
Goddamnfuckingsunovabitch did that movie suck.
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 01:50 AM
I can put money on it that it's probably better than Goat Rider.
Goddamnfuckingsunovabitch did that movie suck.
Man! It's a good thing I stayed home tonight...cus I figured since the gf was working it would be a smart idea to go see Ghost Rider...
ericlee
02-26-2007, 01:57 AM
Man! It's a good thing I stayed home tonight...cus I figured since the gf was working it would be a smart idea to go see Ghost Rider...
Luckily my friend had it on a pirated dvd. I wouldn't spend the pocket lint droppings trying to dig out change for that heap.
The only thing cool about it was listening to him talk. Ghost Rider was cool looking too but that's it.
JobDDT
02-26-2007, 02:44 AM
As for movies to actually recommend, has anyone seen Reno 911! Miami yet? I'm a fan of the show. I was probably going to check it out on Tuesday.
Brother McDuff
02-26-2007, 03:05 AM
yeah, but I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey with tattoos and a saxophone. this movie can't be anything less than great.
don't be fooled, i fell for that shit too. bad script, sub-standard acting, and pretty much jsut boring and predictable. the only respectable element, i found, was the cinematography (which is about all schumacher is good for). do as you will, but you've been warned.
Otis Driftwood
02-26-2007, 03:32 AM
Goat Rider will be the best movie ever!
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 07:45 AM
don't be fooled, i fell for that shit too. bad script, sub-standard acting, and pretty much jsut boring and predictable. the only respectable element, i found, was the cinematography (which is about all schumacher is good for). do as you will, but you've been warned.
Damnit stop saying "you've been warned" like you're Lex Luthor or something
steve-onpoint
02-26-2007, 09:12 AM
Damnit stop saying "you've been warned" like you're Lex Luthor or something
Wait a minute. He isn't?
abcdefz
02-26-2007, 11:03 AM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
na§tee
02-26-2007, 11:05 AM
yeah, but I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey with tattoos and a saxophone. this movie can't be anything less than great.
aahahhaha! hilarity! (y)
i have absolutely no intention of seeing this movie. it looks like some horrific seven rip-off.
i don't like seeing jim carrey with muscles or having sex :( :( :(
I don't like seeing Carrey period. He makes me really nervous for some reason.
23 is probably a crap movie. I rarely go to theaters, 'cause they're usually filled with crap.
JobDDT
02-26-2007, 01:28 PM
Damnit stop saying "you've been warned" like you're Lex Luthor or something
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Big Gus
02-26-2007, 01:29 PM
It surely can't compare to the horrific experience that was me being taken to see "Dreamgirls" recently.
I thought it would never end. I think I'd probably rather face a nasty accident with some farming machinery where my genitals are ripped from my body and found about 1/2 a mile away in a ditch than see that eyeball offending, ear raping pile of shite again.
They can stick that on the DVD cover.
Brother McDuff
02-26-2007, 03:16 PM
Damnit stop saying "you've been warned" like you're Lex Luthor or something
actually, i am. and i don't take to insults kindly. you'd better what what you say to me.
you've been warned. :D
Brother McDuff
02-26-2007, 03:20 PM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
i don't think that droves of people show up at these movies because they're genuinely taken by them (of course some do), but because they feel like going out to a movie on a low-key night and there was very little to choose from. I found myself trying to determine the lesser of a few evils when i was checking the listings for movies last night.
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 06:09 PM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
You’re such an intellectual….wanna go to Starbucks and talk about how superficial people are???
Jitters
02-26-2007, 07:22 PM
yeah, but I just saw a picture of Jim Carrey with tattoos and a saxophone. this movie can't be anything less than great.
That picture is really disturbing for some reason
hardnox71
02-26-2007, 07:32 PM
That picture is really disturbing for some reason
No, the fact that goof like him is fucking Jenny McCarthy is disturbing.
beastieangel01
02-26-2007, 09:16 PM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
LOL
Though I can agree with you on Ghost Rider (which by the way, I might see if someone rents it because I figure it'll be brainless entertainment which is fine but I am definitely not expecting something GOOD)... Number 23 had slight potential. SLIGHT.
cosmo105
02-26-2007, 10:04 PM
i read some interviews where it seems that jim carrey is going batshit crazy. his hair is almost on par with tom cruise's abomination.
ToucanSpam
02-26-2007, 10:44 PM
This movie sucked so bad, the number 23 is the number of times I thought about leaving! *coughbadjokes* Anyways, Jim Carrey was good but my god everything was so predictable, you knew within 15 minutes of the beginning who wrote the book, etc.
Shitty supporting cast, wierd freak out moments that seemed a little too real.
kleptomaniac
02-26-2007, 10:46 PM
i still love jim carrey <3
Loppfessor
02-26-2007, 11:07 PM
i still love jim carrey <3
I love some of his movies and characters but I don't like him. He kind of reminds me of like a Robin Williams type who always has to be "on" and show just how whacky they are
kleptomaniac
02-26-2007, 11:13 PM
I love some of his movies and characters but I don't like him. He kind of reminds me of like a Robin Williams type who always has to be "on" and show just how whacky they are
oh my god i love robin williams too! :p
QueenAdrock
02-26-2007, 11:25 PM
As for movies to actually recommend, has anyone seen Reno 911! Miami yet? I'm a fan of the show. I was probably going to check it out on Tuesday.
I saw it. If you're a fan of the show, you'll like it. It's enjoyable. It was decent and had a few really laugh-out-loud funny parts. Just like the TV show.
Plus, cameos from the Stella troupe. (y)
ericlee
02-27-2007, 12:50 AM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
Luckily my friend had it on a pirated dvd. I wouldn't spend the pocket lint droppings trying to dig out change for that heap.
Psst!
befsquire
02-27-2007, 02:25 AM
bwa hahahahahaha Number 23 ha ha ha ha Ghost Rider ha ha ha
...can't believe you people even get sucked into this shit. Yeah, please, by all means, GO SEE STUPID SHIT. That'll go a long way toward convincing studios that maybe people will hold out for quality.
need i remind you that you gave red eye a b+? clearly it was a d-.
hpdrifter
02-27-2007, 11:52 AM
I had the same experience last weekend with the boyfriend. Looking at the marquee on a rainy sunday afternoon and saying to ourselves, well we could see Ghost Rider. *Sigh* We decided to go shopping instead.
abcdefz
02-27-2007, 12:01 PM
need i remind you that you gave red eye a b+? clearly it was a d-.
I don't know why you have such a hard-on against that movie. At the very least, it was a serviceable thriller.
I really liked it for the most part. I remember the wind up at the end being a bit much, but that was a fine movie.
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