How often do you have sex?

[Lex Diamonds]

The poll is private so you don't have to lie.

[QueenAdrock]

It's daily if said person is accessible to me at all times.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah it's daily for me sometimes but I think on an average two or three days is more accurate. You only see Brett like once a month right?

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah. But it's not the whole infrequency of visits that is cause for me wanting it daily when I do see him, because I saw the ex quite frequently and it was still this way.

I just heart it, is all. :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, it's the shit. This time an hour ago I was doing it doggy. (y)

[QueenAdrock]

HI5!

I sure hope you washed your hands. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Er, I have now... only joking lolz! But seriously I should probably go and wash them.

[abcdefz]

Does masturbation count?

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah cuz then I woulda asked how many times a day.

[hitmonlee]

uhhh i'm in my longest drought since i was 19. by choice. its weird. i dont really miss it.

so are you asking for how often we have sex now, or on average?

burning questions my friend!

[Lex Diamonds]

How often you have it now, on average. How long's the drought been, out of interest? I went for about 8 months once, that's the longest.

[hitmonlee]

mid december. longest i have been without is ummm probably over a year when i was 17/18. i'm just over sex... and guys... and having sex for the sake of having sex. i just can't be bothered anymore. (y)

[skra75]

GOD I AM SO EFFING TIRED RIGHT NOW CRAP :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Same mayne. My neck hurts too.

[ms.peachy]

About five minutes after my baby was born, I grabbed mr.peachy by the shirt and said "WE. ARE. NEVER. HAVING. SEX. AGAIN."

I meant it at the time.

Who knew it would turn out to be true? :(

[Lex Diamonds]

I coulda told you that. Marriage and kids are for suckers/people who have given up sex.

[ms.peachy]

:( but I like sex.

[Lex Diamonds]

Then get him while he's sleeping!

[Caribou]

It's about a year since the last sex0rz, and I don't see it happening anytime soon. So my sexlife sucks as much as this poll does. :mad:

[hardnox71]

Does another person have to be present for it to count as 'sex'?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

About five minutes after my baby was born, I grabbed mr.peachy by the shirt and said "WE. ARE. NEVER. HAVING. SEX. AGAIN."

I meant it at the time.

Who knew it would turn out to be true? :(

<3 :)

[Lex Diamonds]

Does masturbation count?
Does another person have to be present for it to count as 'sex'?
Nah cuz then I woulda asked how many times a day.
.

[hardnox71]

Define 'having sex'.

[Caribou]

PENIS IN VAGINAAAAA!!!!

[hardnox71]

PENIS IN VAGINAAAAA!!!!
Define that, please.

[Lex Diamonds]

An erect penis must enter into a wet vagina and be thrusted back and forth a minimum of, say, ten times.

NB: for gays replace "wet vagina" with "hairy ass".

[hardnox71]

An erect penis must enter into a wet vagina and be thrusted back and forth a minimum of, say, ten times.

Ummmm, no, no.........I'm sorry but I'm still not getting it.

Anybody got any pictures? I do better with visuals.

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe if you ask nicely cosmo and Boomin'/bef and Deaf/Droppin and QA will make you a helpful and informative slideshow. :)(y)

[ms.peachy]

<3 :)

Damned attachment-parenting co-sleeping philosophy bollocks!

[na§tee]

This time an hour ago I was doing it doggy. (y)
:( :( :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey turn that frown upside down, there's enough of me to go round!

[hardnox71]

Maybe if you ask nicely cosmo and Boomin'/bef and Deaf/Droppin and QA will make you a helpful and informative slideshow. :)(y)
I prefer anonymous porn. Something about the fact that I've actually talked to all of the above bothers me.



Yeah, it's the shit. This time an hour ago I was doing a doggy. (y)
:D

[paulb]

It's daily if said person is accessible to me at all times.


word. instead monthly with the congujal visits.

[DandyFop]

nothing since November :mad: :mad:

Before that, daily. Going from doing it every day to never, is not fun.

[Freebasser]

Or not, as it were.

EDIT - Way to EDIT, Barb :mad:

[DandyFop]

Or not, as it were.

EDIT - Way to EDIT, Barb :mad:

;)

I'm sorry my brain isn't functioning correctly what with the lack of bonage

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm a virgin yo.
You and Randy should hook up for one night and just bang the fuck out of each other. Then about 80% of the board's wanking-related content would disappear. I don't know if that would be a good thing.

[Lex Diamonds]

Edit THIS! *flips off Joel*

[Loppfessor]

I voted every 2 or 3 days...when I was younger it was every day but now I have a lot more crap going on in my life...what a drag.

[QueenAdrock]

Hey what ever happened to that "Get Bob Laid" contest that NLOL sponsored? I know he was probably joking, but I think Bob deserves one hot guilt-free night with a BBMB slut. I remember like, 10 girls volunteered too. Someone needs to own up and buy a plane ticket.

[Randetica]

funny! with 17 i was a virgin aswell EVEN with 12!


well does typie sex count? cause i EVEN suck at that :cool:

[beastieangel01]

It's daily if said person is accessible to me at all times.

yes. and several times a day.

[jennyb]

word. instead monthly with the congujal visits.

You in jail? :confused:

[QueenAdrock]

I asked Brett if I got rejected from my grad school program if he'd turn me in for burning down the building, and he said no, but if I was caught anyways he'd visit me every day for conjugal visits. What a good boyfriend.


And uh, the whole arson thing was a joke. Heh.

[hardnox71]

And uh, the whole arson thing was a joke. Heh.
Not to mention it's pretty hard to explain on a resume'.

[ericlee]

It's at least one day week now but only due to conflicting work schedules. Twice in one day.

So yeah, that would be in the weekly slot.

[DIGI]

I just acquired a new girlfriend about a week and a half ago. She's a friend of a coworker and I had a party 2 weeks ago. There was drinking and one thing led to another and lets just say she broke up with her boyfriend of 5 yrs the next day.:cool: Here's her new tat she just got outlined last Saturday. Shit's hot and needless to say my unit's puttin in some serious OT since I haven't had a steady girlfriend in almost 3 years.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/selena.jpg

[befsquire]

no matter how many times per day or week, is it ever really enough?

[paulb]

You in jail? :confused:

ya, and you're my prison bitch

[Mr Films]

I haven't gotten laid in over a year. That's the last time I dated someone that I felt like going that far with.

Before that, with the ex, it was everytime we saw each other easily. Pretty much daily, with a blank spot here and there when we didn't see each other.

[Kid Presentable]

Couple of weeks. But love>>sex.

[Planetary]

weekly slot.

LMFAO! SLOT!

I GET IT!

[cmute_rhyme]

Whenever I'm aloud.:( :( :(

[Caribou]

Whenever I'm aloud.:( :( :(

So you're a screamer then?

[Lex Diamonds]

Hahaha. :D

Yeah, love > sex but they're both nowhere near as good on their own. Unless it's like, motherly love obviously... I never really had meaningful sex until recently and I realised how much it used to suck.

OMG SUCK LMFAO

[little j]

not as often as i would like

[Johnny Railroad]

I´m a virgin , I`m a blond blue eyed virgin slut ........

hmm I have sexy-time with myself before I go to sleep ......... every night and often in the morning ........... does it count ?

[Lyman Zerga]

the board is full of virganal sluts?!

[Johnny Railroad]

yes get them tiger !............

[cookiepuss]

I don't like to talk about how often I have sex...because then I start to feel that there are these unspoken expectations that couples should be having a certain amount of sex...and if say your friend has more sex in thier relationship than you have in yours then it makes people question why they aren't like other couples; is something wrong...and other needless insecurities. as long as you are satisfied with how oftyen you have sex then I suppose it doesn't matter.

[Lyman Zerga]

*bird chirpin*

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I don't like to talk about how often I have sex...because then I start to feel that there are these unspoken expectations that couples should be having a certain amount of sex....

Exactly.

[kll]

I don't like to talk about how often I have sex...because then I start to feel that there are these unspoken expectations that couples should be having a certain amount of sex...and if say your friend has more sex in thier relationship than you have in yours then it makes people question why they aren't like other couples; is something wrong...and other needless insecurities. as long as you are satisfied with how oftyen you have sex then I suppose it doesn't matter.
which would be why this isn't a public poll??

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Many people are just posting their sexual regularity, than posting.

[kll]

Many people are just posting their sexual regularity, than posting.ahh, got it...

braggarts!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Notice how the second "posting" should be replaced with "polling." Slick.

[kll]

Notice how the second "posting" should be replaced with "polling." Slick.
Quite slick.

Also, I had the #69 post.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Quite slick.

Also, I had the #69 post.

Slicker.

[Lyman Zerga]

or people just dont give a flying fuck

[Knuckles]

not enough

[Lex Diamonds]

I´m a virgin , I`m a blond blue eyed virgin slut ........

hmm I have sexy-time with myself before I go to sleep ......... every night and often in the morning ........... does it count ?
WOULD YOU RETARDS PLEASE STOP TALKING BOUT JERKING OFF?

[icy manipulator]

for the past 5 years i've had a gf for about 4 months of the year where we'd have sex prolly 3 times a week. the other 8 months it's pretty much a drought cept for 1 or 2 randoms. so i just put monthly. i'm yet to hit the 6 month mark in a relationship

[Lex Diamonds]

Guess who just got some? HIGH FIVE!

[Johnny Railroad]

WOULD YOU RETARDS PLEASE STOP TALKING BOUT JERKING OFF?

you want to flout my right hand sucker ?? selber vollidiot !:D

[Lex Diamonds]

Onanieren dein Vater, Schwuljunge.

[Johnny Railroad]

lmao - deine Mutter mein junge , deine Mutter !

ur german is equal to my english .... so when u want that it makes sense u must say " onanier auf deinen Vater , schwulenjunge "

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks for the advice. :)

Pferdficher!

[Caribou]

Ja! Du Deutschen Schweinhund!

Und wieso is 'onanier dein vater' nicht richtig?
Vielleicht kan er besser 'wichse dein vater, Dumpfbacke' sagen? :p

PS: Kennst du Wayne? Wayne interessiert's

(lolz, and they say Germans have no sense of humour.)

[Johnny Railroad]

Hey Tommy !

its very funny to read your poor tries to cursing in german but its sounds funny so i add them to my daily cursing spectrum !(y)

Deine Mutter sein Gesicht aldaa was geht ab !?

" wichs den Schwanz von deinem Vater " correctly ...... :)

[Johnny Railroad]

Thanks for the advice. :)

Pferdficher!

ficker ! please !

[hardnox71]

Guess who just got some? HIGH FIVE!
Not until you wash your hands first. I have no idea where they've been.

[Lyman Zerga]

lol the only thing i love more than padster is his geiles german

[Johnny Railroad]

lol the only thing i love more than padster is his geiles german

(y) :D its like my geiles english !

[befsquire]

i realized about an hour ago that it should be "how often do you have unfuckingbelievably fantastic orgasms from sex?"

my answer would be: every. time.

and just so no one thinks i'm selfish, he gets at least a $400 blow job, every time.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

i realized about an hour ago that it should be "how often do you have unfuckingbelievably fantastic orgasms from sex?"

my answer would be: every. time.

and just so no one thinks i'm selfish, he gets at least a $400 blow job, every time.

Are $400 blow jobs his standrad?

[Lex Diamonds]

lol the only thing i love more than padster is his geiles german
Kiss my geiles balls!

[Lex Diamonds]

HI5!

I sure hope you washed your hands. :(
Not until you wash your hands first. I have no idea where they've been.
Kal just keeps getting beaten to it in this thread. :(

[avignon]

There is no option in the poll that says "nothing for years then fuck like mad rabbits for eleven days straight...and then back to nothing for an as yet undetermined period of time." :(

[hardnox71]

Kal just keeps getting beaten to it in this thread. :(
Yeah, that's what I get for being lazy and not taking the time to read through the whole fucking thread.

[Lex Diamonds]

There is no option in the poll that says "nothing for years then fuck like mad rabbits for eleven days straight...and then back to nothing for an as yet undetermined period of time." :(
Shit I knew I forgot something.

[ET]

Look guys, if you're talking about sex it's not about the quantity but the quality. In which case I'm lacking both. :( *tear*

[Lex Diamonds]

Well I got both by the pound! Get it? POUND!

LMFAO

[QueenAdrock]

Look guys, if you're talking about sex it's not about the quantity but the quality. In which case I'm lacking both. :( *tear*

Is there such thing as low-quality sex? How does that even work?

[Lex Diamonds]

I've had bad, awkward sex a few times, which is one of the reasons why I decided to stop being a player and settled down with a girl I actually care about.

[The Notorious LOL]

The only thing that could make bad, awkward sex more insulting is if that Duck Hunt dog popped up on the edge of the bed and pointed and laughed.

[Lex Diamonds]

Or if the girl's dog ran in and started licking your ass, like happened to Planetary once.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah thatd be no good.

[Lex Diamonds]

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

[ET]

Low quality? If the Korean prostitute, that you are paying for yourself, makes you cum in your own mouth (http://www.ds-play.com/images/news/588/DuckHuntDog.jpg) you may be on the lower quality scale. Honestly though I've been near the high quality side of things as of late. The infrequent high quality side of things. :mad: MOAR PLZ

[DIGI]

Or if the girl's dog ran in and started licking your ass, like happened to Planetary once.


Sounds like Planetary watches too many movies.

[Lex Diamonds]

Sounds like Planetary watches too many movies.
Are you calling him... a LIAR??!!!

[hpdrifter]

I put weekly but sometimes it seems like less than that. I've been with my boyfriend for a year and 8 months and it seems to have died off quite a bit. Is this normal or should I be worried?

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm aiming for an every day for a week personal record, currently 4 days in. :)