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skra75
02-27-2007, 11:38 AM
I got stuck behind a guy driving a convertable BMW z3 turbo. Stuck you say?

Yes. The fucker was going 37 mph - I shit you not - in a 35 mph zone.

His license plate was custom: it said PRLJAM.

It totally killed my morning and I got to work a solid 20 minutes later than I wanted.

What kind of a fag gets a car like that and then doesn't drive her like she wants to be driven? Sweet jesus. : /

skra75
02-27-2007, 11:46 AM
Pfft. two miles over the limit is not speeding. The cops won't pull you over in this town unless you're going 20 at least. THe herb was driving a sports car, don't you have to have balls to own one? apparently not. :(

ms.peachy
02-27-2007, 12:01 PM
I don't get why you are upset. He was going the posted speed limit. If you didn't like being behind him, chump, you shoulda got your ass out of the house faster so you didn't end up behind him.

abcdefz
02-27-2007, 12:05 PM
You couldn't pass?

Echewta
02-27-2007, 12:24 PM
Sweet Jesus should be an ice cream flavor.

Yeti
02-27-2007, 01:14 PM
PRLJAM on a BMW license plate huh? Deadhead stickers on Cadillacs. Our society is crumbling. It would have been nice if he had a SHAGAR license plate because we all know that Sammy can't drive 55.

QueenAdrock
02-27-2007, 01:23 PM
Sweet Jesus should be an ice cream flavor.

FTW


Maryland cops once told my mom that speed limits are artificially low in some areas, and that people won't get pulled over unless they're going 15 mph above the posted limit or if they look suspicious. People love to go 40 mph on the highway here...where it's 50 mph. Even if they go 50 though, it's still very abnormally low, so it'd be nice of them to realize they're going slower than the others and get into the right lane.

Yeti
02-27-2007, 01:30 PM
In Texas they aren't called cops they are called Rangers.

The Texas Rangers would beat the Maryland cops silly.

ET
02-27-2007, 01:30 PM
EVEEEN FLOOOOOWWWW (http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Eddie-Vedder-Biography.jpg)

Helvete
02-27-2007, 01:30 PM
Hey, I passed my driving test today. It was easy.

Yeti
02-27-2007, 01:31 PM
I bet the guy was wearing a flannel shirt and his beamer smelled like stale beer and urine.

QueenAdrock
02-27-2007, 01:32 PM
In Texas they aren't called cops they are called Rangers.

The Texas Rangers would beat the Maryland cops silly.


Truth. Except maybe PG County cops, because they're corrupt as hell.

skra75
02-27-2007, 01:34 PM
EVEEEN FLOOOOOWWWW (http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Eddie-Vedder-Biography.jpg)

LOL I kept thinking of him the entire time I was stuck behind the BMW

Yeti
02-27-2007, 01:35 PM
Prince George cops are corrupt? I hear the Prince Albert cops can't go thru metal detectors.

Echewta
02-27-2007, 04:58 PM
I've never had a though arrive like butterflies. Yeaa. Woooo.

:(

Lyman Zerga
02-27-2007, 06:22 PM
Hey, I passed my driving test today. It was easy.

congrats (y)

cookiepuss
02-27-2007, 06:26 PM
my commute sucks every morning. I serously don't know why we have a carpool lane when NO ONE in this county carpools. so all these fuckers cram into the center lane and go fucking 55. mean while no one is in the car pool lane or the slow lane for that matter. in gerneal I can pass them all in the slow lane at 75 mph. and I fucking flip them the bird as I go by. they are so fucking stupid here.:mad: :mad:

korn_phr33k
02-27-2007, 06:36 PM
the Z3 dosnt come turbo'd. unless it was a kit or something.

QueenAdrock
02-27-2007, 07:10 PM
my commute sucks every morning. .... so all these fuckers cram into the center lane and go fucking 55.

55 miles per hour, right? I laugh at your suck commute. Try an average of 20 miles per hour because everyone goes 50 mph and then slam on the brakes and you're stuck stopped in traffic just as long as you are moving.

That's why I stopped driving. Now I'm stuck with the inconsiderate prick mouth-breathers on the Metro, packed in like cattle, for a grand total of $210 per month.

I HAVE to move outta here. Fuck this place.

cookiepuss
02-27-2007, 07:12 PM
55 miles per hour, right? I laugh at your suck commute. Try an average of 20 miles per hour because everyone goes 50 mph and then slam on the brakes and you're stuck stopped in traffic just as long as you are moving.

That's why I stopped driving. Now I'm stuck with the inconsiderate prick mouth-breathers on the Metro, packed in like cattle, for a grand total of $210 per month.

I HAVE to move outta here. Fuck this place.


heh. well they do the slam on the brakes for no fucking reason here too.
but I won't argue. you have it worse.

QueenAdrock
02-27-2007, 07:16 PM
On the upside, at least Cosmo and Boomin' have it worse than any of us. Last I heard it went LA-DC-NYC in terms of shitty commutes.

JESS AND STEGER YOU GUYS SUCK LOL

mikizee
02-27-2007, 07:28 PM
the Z3 is a girl's car

alruggs
02-27-2007, 10:18 PM
I bet the driver was in a frat in college.


One of my first arguments with my boyfriend was whether or not there was a BMW Z4. He swore up and down and left and right there was no such thing, there was only the Z3. I was right. As usual.

TAL
02-28-2007, 03:04 AM
I have to walk for about 5 minutes to get to work!!

And sometimes during the winter it can be slippery.

HEIRESS
02-28-2007, 04:21 AM
everyone in new zealand drives around on BMW bikes but act and dress like they are rolling on harleys

so the other day I walked past a group of them parked outside a coffee shop and said aloud "all I ever see are bmw's, no harleys......MEH!"

and then my traveling buddy kindly asked me to not make such comments especially since we are traveling around in a highly visible van pained like the batmobile on one side, and has batman punching out a bad dude on the other with the words KAPOW! in 3 foot letters on the other