skra75
02-27-2007, 11:44 AM
For no reason, other than to look kinda fly. It was a sweet minty green Banana Republic Cashmere-esque sweater. I decked it out with some nice grey gabardine mens slacks and black dress flats, fresh of course....then....
I had to carry my recyclables down my driveway. The lack of sole on my shoes caused me to slide like a goddamn cartoon character all the down my steeply slanted driveway.
Then, when I got to work I realized I had a squashed pink "Lucky Charm" marshmallow stuck to my side and my leg from where I was carrying my daughter. Yay single dad!
Luckily the marshmallow cleaned up nicely with some water. I'm fine now in case you were wondering.
I had to carry my recyclables down my driveway. The lack of sole on my shoes caused me to slide like a goddamn cartoon character all the down my steeply slanted driveway.
Then, when I got to work I realized I had a squashed pink "Lucky Charm" marshmallow stuck to my side and my leg from where I was carrying my daughter. Yay single dad!
Luckily the marshmallow cleaned up nicely with some water. I'm fine now in case you were wondering.