What the smileys REALLY mean

[Lex Diamonds]

:eek: - cum face

:cool: - I am a geek

:o - I just soiled myself

;) - I'm a cunt

:p - I am gay

[abcdefz]

:rolleyes: = something amusing is on my ceiling

[Funky Pepp]

:mad: I'm having a shit.

[Lex Diamonds]

:D - I am far too excited over this message board

[Funky Pepp]

:confused: I've got a funny hairdo.

[Funky Pepp]

:) I drank way too much and that got me icteric.

[abcdefz]

(n) = I am a penis with a mohawk

[Freebasser]

(lb) = my face has been replaced by a large inanimate glass object

[abcdefz]

icteric.



I had to look that up. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

(n) = I am a penis with a mohawk
Hahahaha. (y)

[abcdefz]

(!) = exclamation

LolOLoloL


Nah.

(!) = Caution: footprint ahead

[Funky Pepp]

I had to look that up. :D
Me too :o
(I would have known in German though.)

[Funky Pepp]

:o
... and no, didn't soil myself!

[Lex Diamonds]

But you did soil youself, right?

EDIT: Yo Joel, quit cramping my style!

[funk63]

... and no, I'm not gay!

u sure? :eek:

[abcdefz]

Never mind.

[Funky Pepp]

Hey slowboys. I corrected that. Of course I'm gay. After all I'm married to a man.

:( = I'll puke in your car.

[Lex Diamonds]

:confused: - I just got with a hot chick and lifted up her skirt and she's got a dick bigger than mine

[Randetica]

(!) = exclamation

LolOLoloL

HAhaahAHAha

[funk63]

:D = sexy time

[QueenAdrock]

;) = I'm DroppinScience.

[Lex Diamonds]

;) - I'm a cunt
lol

[QueenAdrock]

I'd go with dork, because he's not a cunt.

[Lex Diamonds]

:eek:

[QueenAdrock]

PADSTER JUST CAME, GROSS!

[Lex Diamonds]

:o

[abcdefz]

*gets Kleenex, wipes screen from the inside*

[zorra_chiflada]

:D - i have no chin and need corrective surgery.
:eek: - i have tits for eyes.

[abcdefz]

I'm with stupid.

[Junker]

:cool: - I'm a cool blind

[cosmo105]

:( = i'm choking and can't breathe, dear god help me

[kleptomaniac]

(y) - i declare a thumb war!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

:( "I'm a grape with depression"