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hardnox71
02-28-2007, 04:20 PM
Today I have eaten:

1 Big Bomb burrito with beef, cheese sauce and bean

1 Big Bomb burrito with beef, cheese sause, bean and green chiles.
(Big Bombs are a foot long each)

1 cajun chicken sandwich
(all of the above smothered in hotsauce and mustard)

1 16.9 fluid oz. Doctor Pepper

1 pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream

1 6.5 oz. bag of Boston Baked Beans

and that was just for lunch!!

I think I have a tapeworm.

na§tee
02-28-2007, 04:21 PM
i need pictorial evidence of these 'big bomb burritos'.

b i o n i c
02-28-2007, 04:22 PM
damn, yo! head on over to the "i want to beat up some fat kids" thread... there are some people waiting there for you

(j/k)

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 04:33 PM
i need pictorial evidence of these 'big bomb burritos'.
http://www.donmiguel.com/

Go to where it says 'burritos and chimichangas.'

Echewta
02-28-2007, 04:37 PM
forget about your silly whim, it doesn't fit the plan.

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 04:39 PM
forget about your silly whim, it doesn't fit the plan.
Huh?:confused:

Yeti
02-28-2007, 04:40 PM
Echewta has been very abstract of late. I think he is smoking the devil weed.

Echewta
02-28-2007, 04:59 PM
You can't say no to hope.


You can't say no to happiness.

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:07 PM
Echewta has been very abstract of late. I think he is smoking the devil weed.
Must be some good shit.

Echewta
02-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Kinda (http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/hanson_brothers.jpg)

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:15 PM
Chewie, just out of curiosity, what the hell have you been eating?

Echewta
02-28-2007, 05:27 PM
Stuff (http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/09/33/00093331_000.gif)

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:30 PM
What the hell is that?

Johnny Railroad
02-28-2007, 05:54 PM
Today I have eaten:

1 Big Bomb burrito with beef, cheese sauce and bean

1 Big Bomb burrito with beef, cheese sause, bean and green chiles.
(Big Bombs are a foot long each)

1 cajun chicken sandwich
(all of the above smothered in hotsauce and mustard)

1 16.9 fluid oz. Doctor Pepper

1 pint of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream

1 6.5 oz. bag of Boston Baked Beans

and that was just for lunch!!

I think I have a tapeworm.

I feel like a Boa when I just eat one of the Burritos u describe ....

but I have a small stomach .... and I weight 60 kg

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:58 PM
I feel like a Boa when I just eat one of the Burritos u describe ....

but I have a small stomach .... and I weight 60 kg
60kg?

My math sucks, especially when it comes to weights and measures. What is 60kg in pounds?

Johnny Railroad
02-28-2007, 06:06 PM
120 pounds

so 1 Kg = 2 pounds ? i think when its the same like Pfund ...

yes I´m shure .....

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 06:10 PM
That makes more sense to me.

I'm about 175, 5 feet, 7 inches tall, eat like a condemned man but I really don't gain any weight.

The most I ever weighed was about 225 pounds in 2000. That's when I had quit my job to stay home with my daughter. All I did was sit on the couch and watch Sesame Street and Barney and take her and the dog to the park.

Not a whole lotta exercise there.

Johnny Railroad
02-28-2007, 06:22 PM
:eek: 112 kg ? on 175 cm ? thats a lot .....

" I am the Walrus .. " - Beatles ;)

and now ?

americans cultivate the prejudices we had in europe ....

Loppfessor
02-28-2007, 06:40 PM
I eat a shit load too. I don't know why fat people complain so much, losing weight is easy, gaining it is hard.


Losing weight gets harder every year and gaining it gets easier