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cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 05:01 PM
ah the kids in america...:rolleyes:

ACWORTH, Ga. - Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to disguise their faces.

The two handed a Bank of America branch teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and then walked out with stolen money Tuesday, police said.

It wasn't clear if they had a weapon, police said.

Their images, captured on bank surveillance video during the 12:15 p.m. robbery Tuesday, were released by police and had already led to several tips, Cobb County police spokesman officer Wayne Delk said. Authorities have not said how much money was taken, but Delk said it is "considerable."

Police said the two could be as young as 16. Witnesses were unable to tell investigators whether they left in a car.

The store is in a strip mall in an upscale west Cobb residential neighborhood, about 28 miles north of Atlanta.

Delk said one of the girls appears to be laughing in a bank surveillance camera image — as though "it's all fun and games to them."



a photo of the suspects (http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070228/480/ax60202281624;_ylt=AkqXC1w0MSPEaRGis0SbrShH2ocA)

befsquire
02-28-2007, 05:04 PM
we're watching the local news, and this 14 year old girl has been arrested for grand theft auto for the 5th time in as many months. she's sitting in the back of the cop car and the reporter asks her "why do you keep taking them? i mean why?" she pauses and says "how the fuck you gonna ask me that mothafuckin question?"

charming.

b i o n i c
02-28-2007, 05:05 PM
i bet their panties STINK!

panties.

cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 05:08 PM
you know these dumb bunnies don't have a clue how to launder that money. they'll go shopping in a matter of days if not hours and it will all be over.

Freebasser
02-28-2007, 05:08 PM
So Paris and Nicole robbed somebody, huh?

jabumbo
02-28-2007, 05:13 PM
why would the teller give them all the money?


they didnt look serious at all, and no weapon appeared present? people have no guts anymore

cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 05:21 PM
what's that movie....

"show me your weapon!"
No, I'm not going to show you my weapon!"
"That's beacuse you don't have a weapon, it's your finger!"
"it's not my finger!"
"yes it is!"

fuck, what movie is that from?

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:28 PM
Yeah, these two don't look like they're too bright. I bet they even left their prints all over the fucking counter. They're both probably rich as hell and used to mommy and daddy buying their way out of the messes they get into. They figure this will be no different.

Boy are they in for a shock.:rolleyes:

cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 05:44 PM
Dammit I can't remember the name of the movie either!

ok I got it!
It's from "Field of Dreams" when Ray tries to Kidnapp Terrance Mann!

IMDB dosen't quote that exact part but they do quote this part...
Ray Kinsella: You lied to me.
Terence Mann: Well, you were kidnapping me at the time, you big jerk!
Ray Kinsella: Well, you lied to me!
Terence Mann: You said your finger was a gun!
Ray Kinsella: That's a good point.

The Notorious LOL
02-28-2007, 05:49 PM
why would the teller give them all the money?


they didnt look serious at all, and no weapon appeared present? people have no guts anymore


because the money is FDIC insured, and challenging a robber could result in a firearm drawn/randomly shooting/murder.


Regardless of how non threatening they look, they arent going to challenge it and possibly put their safety on the line.

hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:55 PM
because the money is FDIC insured, and challenging a robber could result in a firearm drawn/randomly shooting/murder.


Regardless of how non threatening they look, they arent going to challenge it and possibly put their safety on the line.
That is absolutely right. I worked as a part time bank teller in high school and that's how we were trained. Never challenge anyone. It's not fucking worth it.

The Notorious LOL
02-28-2007, 06:29 PM
back in the late 1800s it wasnt unheard of if a teller sacrificed their life in a bank robbery to save their town. Prior to any of the insured shit, if a bank was robbed, it could pretty much ruin an entire city.

cookiepuss
03-07-2007, 12:24 PM
update: In case you hadn't followed this they were indeed caught.

they were both strippers.

read all about it! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17488671/site/newsweek/?GT1=9145)

paul jones
03-07-2007, 12:55 PM
i bet their panties STINK!

panties.
hoho(y)

Otis Driftwood
03-08-2007, 08:24 AM
update: In case you hadn't followed this they were indeed caught.

they were both strippers.

read all about it! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17488671/site/newsweek/?GT1=9145)
Hahaha! Apparently they sucked at their job cause they were looking for supplemental income. But they look cute.

QueenAdrock
03-08-2007, 09:10 AM
If they cleared up their acne and the brown-haired one did something about her eyebrows, I'm sure they could be attractive enough to make money at their stripping job to not warrant bank robberies anymore.