View Full Version : i fuck like a horse.....
b i o n i c
02-28-2007, 05:31 PM
thank you, enzyte! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d0G3vmssK0)
hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:32 PM
You fuck in a pasture?
b i o n i c
02-28-2007, 05:32 PM
barns too
hardnox71
02-28-2007, 05:55 PM
:D :D
cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 05:59 PM
some people like to fuck horses....and some people like to fuck people who fuck horses...
horse humper (http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/horse-humper.html)
(not visually graphic, but lets just say you wouldn't want you coworkers to over hear it.)
it made me vomit in my mouth a little.
hardnox71
02-28-2007, 06:05 PM
some people like to fuck horses....and some people like to fuck people who fuck horses...
horse humper (http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/horse-humper.html)
(not visually graphic, but lets just say you wouldn't want you coworkers to over hear it.)
it made me vomit in my mouth a little.
The computer I'm on has no audio. :(
cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 06:10 PM
The computer I'm on has no audio. :(
:( I hate that. My work computer has no sound card either. However I saw this video on my home PC.
it's so very...special.
let me give you the short short version: ugly fat chick likes to have sex with her horses and mintature pony. she likes to put her mouth on dirty, flakey horse cock. Hair band wannabe looser guy meets ugly fat chick and gets turned on by her having sex with ponies = match made in heaven. Now they both hump horses.:(
tell me something...is that animal cruelty????
hardnox71
02-28-2007, 06:19 PM
:( I hate that. My work computer has no sound card either. However I saw this video on my home PC.
it's so very...special.
let me give you the short short version: ugly fat chick likes to have sex with her horses and mintature pony. she likes to put her mouth on dirty, flakey horse cock. Hair band wannabe looser guy meets ugly fat chick and gets turned on by her having sex with ponies = match made in heaven. Now they both hump horses.:(
tell me something...is that animal cruelty????
That is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a while.
I know that in some states beastiality is against the law, but I don't think it's illegal in all states. I'm not sure.
That scene in Dumbass, Part II where they jack the horse off into the glass jar and one of those morons drinks it keeps running through my head. I'm actually getting sick.
COME ON, PEOPLE!! LEAVE THE ANIMALS AND CHILDREN ALONE, PLEASE!! THANK YOU!!!
b i o n i c
02-28-2007, 06:42 PM
i never said anthing about fucking horses, i said like... LIIIIIIKE
those people can't be for real. enzyte man is my hero (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mS9xwV2qaBg)..
hardnox71
02-28-2007, 06:50 PM
i never said anthing about fucking horses, i said like... LIIIIIIKE
Whoa, man. Not once was your name mentioned in association with fucking horses but I notice you jumped on the defensive pretty quickly.
Something, uuhhhh, you wanna tell us, bionic?
It's OK, man. You're among friends. No one's here to judge you.
:D
cookiepuss
02-28-2007, 06:51 PM
i never said anthing about fucking horses, i said like... LIIIIIIKE
those people can't be for real. enzyte man is my hero (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mS9xwV2qaBg)..
for the sake of all humanity I HOPE those people aren't for real. I like how the segment is put together like a serious documentary though.
ericlee
03-01-2007, 03:47 AM
I like the one commercial I've been seeing on tv lately.
"If you're experiencing an erection lasting longer than 4 hours after use then you may want to contact your physician"
I think I'd be busy doing other things and contacting other people.
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-01-2007, 05:41 AM
I think I'd be busy doing other things and contacting other people.
But what about contacting other women?
skra75
03-01-2007, 09:25 AM
This thread is gay
b i o n i c
03-01-2007, 09:31 AM
your face is gay
Bionic takes boner pills!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
He's not a REAL man!!!!!
But seriously, them shits work? I thought they were bullshit placebo pills just to get ur mind right so you could get and maintain an erection that you probably already could have achieved.
b i o n i c
03-01-2007, 02:22 PM
i dont need them yet, but im sold! i want to be that guy
Genocide Tulips
03-01-2007, 02:38 PM
some people like to fuck horses....and some people like to fuck people who fuck horses...
horse humper (http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/horse-humper.html)
(not visually graphic, but lets just say you wouldn't want you coworkers to over hear it.)
it made me vomit in my mouth a little.
I posted this not too long ago.
"Yeah, I have vaginal intercourse with my miniature stallion."
You can take that in numerous ways.
TurdBerglar
03-01-2007, 02:39 PM
how can a woman fit a horsecock in her???
Genocide Tulips
03-01-2007, 02:47 PM
You haven't seen Monstercocks then.
cookiepuss
03-01-2007, 04:54 PM
how can a woman fit a horsecock in her???
hahaa! hey if a woman can push out a baby that is roughly the size of a watermelon, then she had streach to fit an array of things in her vagina too.
beside we ar etalking a mini stallion here. they have smaller cocks that big horses do.
hardnox71
03-01-2007, 04:57 PM
This whole conversation is just wrong.
TurdBerglar
03-01-2007, 11:54 PM
a mini stallion's cock still has to be as wide as fucking mayonaisse jar
zorra_chiflada
03-02-2007, 02:38 AM
or an aerosol can
TurdBerglar
03-02-2007, 03:17 AM
whooooooaaaaa there
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