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I'm real angry. My boyfriend would rather have sex with a girl who has horse teeth and a grimace-like shape.
But at least she's 25!
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-01-2007, 07:10 PM
and a grimace-like shape.
Is she Purple?
I'm real angry. My boyfriend would rather have sex with a girl who has horse teeth and a grimace-like shape.
But at least she's 25!
Is this the same guy who was on myspace w/ the little girlies or a different guy?
Caribou
03-01-2007, 07:12 PM
Have you kicked your boyfriend in the nuts? Any man that would rather sleep with a horse-toothed grimace instead of you is a retard and deserves a kicking.
Is this the same guy who was on myspace w/ the little girlies or a different guy?
Yeah.. Same guy. :"\
But he did quite the 360. But now I come to discover this!
I want to punch myself in the vagina real hard.
PIITB
Yes, I look like a pitt bull/bulldog.
Okay, so would you rather fuck a grimace-shaped girl with horse teeth or a semi-fit pit bull?
Yeah.. Same guy. :"\
But he did quite the 360. But now I come to discover this!
I want to punch myself in the vagina real hard.
so, he's moved from little girlies to older ones... interesting!
how old is he?
so, he's moved from little girlies to older ones... interesting!
how old is he?
25
how long have you been back together?
how long have you been back together?
A month or two...
Not anymore. No more sucky-sucky with Pepperoni Sue – o noes!
I fucking HATE men. I hate LIARS who accuse me of shit when I was HONEST. Actually, I probably said too much in honesty. But hey! I've nothing to hide unlike this fuckhead.
Who wants to turn gay with me? We can find a rockstar sperm doner, or an artist – somebody with a lot of money.
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-01-2007, 07:25 PM
I fucking HATE men.
Well, I love you too.
cookiepuss
03-01-2007, 07:26 PM
dump him.
I'd have sex with you....ok well I'd at least make out with you and eat ice cream and maybe strap on a dildo for you.
ok I think I sound more creepy than your boyfriend right there.:o
Here's her MyWaste for reference: Err.. Better not. (http://www.myspace.com/grimace)
Maybe I'm making her sound worse than she actually appears. :"( She does have red-ish hair, afterall. He loves redheads.
I should've stayed with the jock even just to fuck around. It would've been interesting. And he has money (!) I would've been treated like a princess – like I was.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I HATE feeling this way, always suspicious.
cookiepuss
03-01-2007, 07:42 PM
ugh her user name is HOTLOVER2U:rolleyes:
she's toe-up.:mad:
Who wants to turn gay with me? We can find a rockstar sperm doner, or an artist – somebody with a lot of money.
ooh! ooh! i'll do it!
i'll be a donor!
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-01-2007, 07:47 PM
Here's her MyWaste for reference: Grimace (http://www.myspace.com/HotLover2U)
"I'm loving, caring person. I live to help people and put a smile on their face to me it's an honor and a priviledge."
"I'm loving, caring person. I live to help people and put a smile on their face to me it's an honor and a priviledge."
Yeah... While she's sucking cock.
Bitch's got nothing on me. I've been dubbed the BJ queen.
hardnox71
03-01-2007, 07:49 PM
Cookie's got my intrigued with this whole wearing a strap on with another woman while eating ice cream thing.
BTW-The ice cream has to be Ben and Jerry's.
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-01-2007, 07:53 PM
Yeah... While she's sucking cock.
Bitch's got nothing on me. I've been dubbed the BJ queen.
Are they $200 or $400 BJ's?
cookiepuss
03-01-2007, 07:54 PM
lol. her favorite animal is a pig! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1
Ah.. So I get the correlation now...
His friend is friends with her, so he must've introduced the two.
They'd make a good match. I can't lie. Let 'em bump uglies and listen to Mick Jagger fuck the mic.
Come get'cho chain
Are they $200 or $400 BJ's?
I've been told they should be worth quite a bit. If it were my profession :rolleyes:
lol. her favorite animal is a pig! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1
He looks like a pig. Kevin Bacon-looking fag.
I am so hateful! I don't think any boy should begirlfriend me. I am so-so sneaky. Nyaaa!
Are you serious? That's nothing like what I said haha.
PIITB does not refer to a dog haha.
What does it refer to?
Satan
03-01-2007, 09:18 PM
she is jess John's ex but i don't need to explan go back with corky so he can beat the fuck outta ya and he and his friends could run a train on your ass. your a piece of shit.
DandyFop
03-01-2007, 09:27 PM
I'm real angry. My boyfriend would rather have sex with a girl who has horse teeth and a grimace-like shape.
But at least she's 25!
Uhm. Why don't you get mad at HIM instead of HER?
Guy's obviously a douchebag.
But how many times do us girls have to tell each other this? Not enough apparently. I still need to hear more of it.
Dorothy Wood
03-02-2007, 01:13 AM
GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCK AND NEVER EVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST! I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS!
he's worthless manipulative garbage.
cosmo105
03-02-2007, 01:19 AM
she is jess John's ex but i don't need to explan go back with corky so he can beat the fuck outta ya and he and his friends could run a train on your ass. your a piece of shit.
how long have you been running around with this^ tool? just cut off all ties for GOOD and never look back. for christ's sake, does this kind of shit make you happy? NO! fuck this psycho, obviously he still cares enough to come trolling around this place.
g-mile7
03-02-2007, 03:28 PM
Toy it is not hard to find a man who will treat you right. It is tragic that so many women, old or young, allow themselves to be subjected to such actions. With so much drama in the world today "boy trouble" is the EASIEST to solve. Its all about getting out there, dating even "outside the box" and not letting a man get your heart so easy. Keep your eyes and ears open too 4 clues to him being full of shit. Your mind, heart and soul are all needed to find what you trully seek. And yes I'd beat dem gutz up
beastieangel01
03-02-2007, 03:36 PM
yeah this guy is a sack of shit. obviously, you deserve better. it goes without saying and despite other saying it: be mad at him more than her.
and tell him to fuck off.
As long as you're mad at him you can hate on Grimace all you want. He sounds like a douche. Then once that's over, try to find someone like g-mile who can do you right and won't skeet in your mouth too much.
g-mile7
03-02-2007, 03:47 PM
As long as you're mad at him you can hate on Grimace all you want. He sounds like a douche. Then once that's over, try to find someone like g-mile who can do you right and won't skeet in your mouth too much.
Thanks I always considered myself as a gentle-man U dig? And fuck Grimace man its all bout tha Hamburglar str8 OG 192O's with that uniform of his
Freebasser
03-02-2007, 03:52 PM
GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCK AND NEVER EVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST! I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS!
he's worthless manipulative garbage.
When Sarky's saying this, you know you're in trouble!
That's my dawg! Whenever I play bouncer, I let out a good "ROBBLE ROBBLE" as I do the bankhead bounce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4O1-qbAiO8) over the fool that's on the floor.
g-mile7
03-02-2007, 03:58 PM
When Sarky's saying this, you know you're in trouble!
4reel though
g-mile7
03-02-2007, 03:59 PM
That's my dawg! Whenever I play bouncer, I let out a good "ROBBLE ROBBLE" as I do the bankhead bounce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4O1-qbAiO8) over the fool that's on the floor.
hahaha!!! That made me laugh!
HotAndWet
03-31-2007, 12:51 AM
Wow, I thought nick was butt bonding in jail by now, what happened? And it's pretty pathetic he spies on you here...get a life already dude.
g-mile7
03-31-2007, 01:01 AM
I'd still beat dem guts
ET speaks truth....4play all day
kaiser soze
03-31-2007, 01:04 AM
I wouldn't
but I like horse teeth and grimace like shapes....woohoo! cheaters rule!
befsquire
03-31-2007, 10:26 AM
toy, a true liar will change up. they constantly reinvent themselves and project another face to the world.
he's a piece of shit. but this is probably one of those good life lessons that shows why you shouldn't take an ex back.
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