I decided to be a pothead for like a week

[DandyFop]

Verdict so far: lots of ideas for scenes/films/blahblah

paranoia involving parental units

horny!

oh and this was not written while high.

edit: though I know this will turn into the "I get high!/Well I don't!" thread, this is not intended to be "omg weed is so kewl". More just that I decided I would fuck around a little bit and see what it's like... at this point I'm not quite sure how people work while stoned all the time.

[tracky]

After a few years you'll get used to it and working won't be a problem. Hang in there (y)

[Bob]

i decided to be an alcoholic for a week

verdict:

"i shat coal today, i think i'm gonna stop"

and i did

until lunch

[DandyFop]

pickled livers are in Bob

let's celebrate at the pub!

[DandyFop]

Maybe over a more prolonged period of time?

Though I guess it depends on each person.

My ex used to smoke it every day before he got a job where he couldn't anymore, we bumped it often. Who knows?

[QueenAdrock]

How much did you smoke normally before the potheadathon?

[DandyFop]

I just wrote a few times a year but it's probably more than that. I guess it would average out to maybe once a month at most.

[QueenAdrock]

So basically you feel retarded right now is what you're saying, right?

[DandyFop]

At the moment? No.

It's not that I feel retarded. I just focus on things other than what I am doing at the moment, and then suddenly I'm like whaa...what was I doing?

I'll have to make a rambling "stoned" post.

I have however found the apparent "munchies" to be a large beast. I haven't eaten a bag of doritoes since I was like 15.

[The Notorious LOL]

I thought weed lowered sex drive.



no.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah we smoked a lot this last fortnight before we moved. It was good, because my music collection actually got me hyped for a change.

[Dorothy Wood]

weed makes the business more happenin, ifyaknowwhatimean


sometimes I write the funniest things or have the best ideas when I'm stoned. and every now and again, they'll still be pretty good in the light of day. ha. am I going to have a good idea right now, perhaps? perhaps not. bonered. :cool:

[ggirlballa]

my parenst got all serious about me taking a drug test for weed cuz they think i sleep to much in the day (i like pass out) & i laugh way too much and i was all i don't blaze i was just born stoned damn it!!!

[ericlee]

It was good, because my music collection actually got me hyped for a change.

Oh yeah, I actually kind of hate that though. I'll be half way through a song and then I'll remember that there's another cool sounding song when I'm high so I'll throw it in and then another and so on. Then I'll want to play a video game, then watch a dvd. I can't decide what I want to do.

I don't get the munchies on it though. It curbs my appetite if anything.

[Genocide Tulips]

Working while being high is great. However, I start laughing a lot while dealing with customers.

I don't recommend it though.

[na§tee]

i've only been stoned, like, 4/5 times or something but every time kissing someone felt like the most amazing thing on the fucking planet. too early in the morning to be saying this, but the only times i have had orgasms during sex bar one occasion are when i was stoned and bothered my ass not to just go to bed and eat cookies. so, do the math :rolleyes:

dandy, i think you should channel your stoned creativity into making sculptures out of play-doh or something! hehe.

[DandyFop]

I knowI wanted to kiss someone SO BAD while tonight and because it's the most amazing thing stoned and I thought this guy with a beard was cute but then we went to his hosue to watch a movie and he just started feeling my boob while my friend was sitting there.

WEIRD....

[cj hood]

I knowI wanted to kiss someone SO BAD while tonight and because it's the most amazing thing stoned and I thought this guy with a beard was cute but then we went to his hosue to watch a movie and he just started feeling my boob while my friend was sitting there.

WEIRD....

the lonelyfop chronic-les....

[camo]

I used to get stoned before life drawing class at college. I used to draw/paint some absolute classics that way :D

[abcdefz]

Stop me if you've heard this one:

This writer always gets the best ideas when he's high, but never remembers them the next day. So he decides he'll leave a pad and pen out next time he smokes,

So he gets high and has a good time and falls asleep, wakes up the next morning and smacks his forehead -- he knows he had the World's Greatest Idea the night before, and now he's forgotten it.

OH YEAH! I WROTE IT DOWN!

So he runs out to the living room and grabs the pad and, yep, he wrote it down:

















"Boy meets girl."

[camo]

Stop me if you've heard this one:

This writer always gets the best ideas when he's high, but never remembers them the next day. So he decides he'll leave a pad and pen out next time he smokes,

So he gets high and has a good time and falls asleep, wakes up the next morning and smacks his forehead -- he knows he had the World's Greatest Idea the night before, and now he's forgotten it.

OH YEAH! I WROTE IT DOWN!

So he runs out to the living room and grabs the pad and, yep, he wrote it down:

















"Boy meets girl."


Or remember to programme deep space nine into the tivo

[DandyFop]

the lonelyfop chronic-les....

You're using someone else's half-assed insult? Nice.

[monkey]

i decided not to be a pothead for a week. i almost made it. :o :(

p.s: kissing high is amazing, if you both dont have nasty dry mouth.
p.p.s: the sex...OMG. yea. smoking makes me horny. but i aint getting laid so.. eh :(

[Lyman Zerga]

high people are like the most unerotic tools on earth

[ASsman]

Sooo, am I gonna just sit here or are you going to pass the bong.

[ggirlballa]

Hello My Name is Dr. GreenThumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schmeltz]

I haven't smoked in two months and I'm feeling :(

I remember coming in to work high, then going out for tokes three or four times per shift. Everybody in the restaurant industry is on something and in the kitchen where I worked we all smoked weed (and plenty of others were using something else too). There were so many times where I'd just barely miss slicing off a finger or giving myself a vicious burn, but I never really thought about it. There just wasn't time.

Ahh, the memories.

[Bob]

nuts, i'm drinking again

not shitting coal though

not yet

[Schmeltz]

I drank a mickey of rum and I don't even really feel buzzed and I don't have any more money for booze God DAMMIT. :mad:

[ET]

horny!


Besides that and not having Doritos in the house is why I can't smoke. It's like I'm R Kelly at Sadie Hawkins when I'm not high.