Internet Wife

[camo]

Who wants to be my internet wife?

Apply below (with suitable reasons why).

[OJ Simpson]

Wives. Pfff. Who needs 'em? I sure don't.

[camo]

Wives. Pfff. Who needs 'em? I sure don't.

You're the second alias I've spoken to today. Is it national shite alias day today?

[OJ Simpson]

what is a "alias" ?

can mine be SUPER JUICE?

[na§tee]

sorry, camo, my husbands will not be pleased. freebasser will never speak to me again! :(

do you want your internet wife to remain 'on the internet' and just be there for your virtual pleasure, or would you at one stage like your internet wife to become your real life wife?

i can sort out some real life wives. they're all lesbians though. is this okay?

[camo]

sorry, camo, my husbands will not be pleased. freebasser will never speak to me again! :(

do you want your internet wife to remain 'on the internet' and just be there for your virtual pleasure, or would you at one stage like your internet wife to become your real life wife?

i can sort out some real life wives. they're all lesbians though. is this okay?

Hmmm. Good question.

I think I'm just after the internet kind.

Thanks for the offer though, although I think we'd be a terrible internet couple (n)

[TAL]

Not me, but thanks for asking.

[hpdrifter]

Sometimes I think only silly, flirty internet relationships are the ones that last. They're fun, no strings attached. I don't know, I feel disillusioned this morning because I found out that my boss and her boyfriend broke up. She's a wonderful person, smart, laid back, she's one of the top researchers in her field. She's actually quite attractive as well. I don't know. Maybe I need to stop listening to morning shows where all the guys complain about being married and talk about hot porn stars and 20 year olds.

[monkey]

my internet husband is the bestest <3 he makes my frowns turn upside down all day long.