Uglier as they get Older

[ASsman]

I think women get less attractive as they age (most) because they aren't meant for fertilization by me. Eggs are all dried up and such, so there is less chance of me impreganating them on accident or some shit.

Just a thought.

[abcdefz]

Some do, some don't. A woman who's had a lifetime to cultivate character is usually way way way way way more attractive than your average plastic surgery enhanced swimsuit bimbette.

[ASsman]

Im just trying to irritate some women, or make them laugh if they understand my humor.


Mmm, milfy.

[QueenAdrock]

It depends, I think that late- 20's/early 30's is the prime for hotness. I remember seeing overly-made up 18 year olds and thinking if they dropped the makeup and aged a few years, they'd be hot.

Not to say other years aren't pretty too, it's just those are the prime years.

[Echewta]

When it comes to Skye, thats true.

[ASsman]

I think its the cigarettes, oh and having like 50 children coming out of your vagina.

[befsquire]

^yeah, that's pretty much having them constantly leaking out.

[QueenAdrock]

I hear after babies come out of your vagina, it magically heals up so tight you're at virgin-status. I wonder if that's true.

[monkey]

i think my mommy has gotten more beautiful over the years. she's 46 and she just has a glow about her.... knowledge or something.

[QueenAdrock]

You know, I was looking at myself in the mirror today and thought "WOW! You've got some serious glow going on!" and I was all proud and shit, and then I thought "Oh no, what if I'm pregnant?" And then I laughed and remember I actually put special lotion on this morning which gives a little shimmer. Heh. :o

I have ADD in this thread.

[ASsman]

I hear after babies come out of your vagina, it magically heals up so tight you're at virgin-status. I wonder if that's true.
Heh, yes very tight. But I mean't the tummy area.

[QueenAdrock]

Some women are pretty lucky and can shed pounds right after having kids. Some have the baby weight for the rest of their lives. It's a gamble, I suppose.

But wouldn't tight vag's > baby weight? Eh? Anyone?

[ASsman]

Hummm, depends on the belly flap. If its a big paddle boat looking thing , or just a little telly tubby.

[QueenAdrock]

What if the baby fat is so bad that their belly button has created a new fucking orifice?

Ew, I grossed myself out on that one.

[Otis Driftwood]

Eggs are all dried up and such, so there is less chance of me impreganating them on accident or some shit.

Leave the eggs in the fridge and put your dick into the milf, you foodfucking idiot!

[ms.peachy]

Some have the baby weight for the rest of their lives.
:( I'm doing my best...

[Junker]

I hear after babies come out of your vagina, it magically heals up so tight you're at virgin-status. I wonder if that's true.

I think this is just a legend.

[zorra_chiflada]

what the crap are you talking about assman?

[Auton]

what an unpleasant thread

[hardnox71]

I used to know a girl who had three kids all by C-Section simply because she was afraid that regular delivery would 'stretch her out' too much. She had a nasty scar down the middle of her stomach.

Broad was nuts. :rolleyes:

[adam_f]

You could see Britney's c-section scar from when she flashed her puss to the cameras.

Just saying.

[hardnox71]

I didn't know she had a c-section. I wonder what her reason was.:rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

she didn't want to give herpies to her kids

[Lyman Zerga]

assman is the biggest milf lover i know

[ASsman]

What's it to yah?


Haha, yeh, ain't no legend. So tight it might even hurt the girl, >:) . Hah, sorry. But yeh, myth confirmed. God I love that show too but milfs more.

[ASsman]

I do love my MILFShakes, hah, just thought of that, just right now, hah.