craziest thing you've ever seen at a party

[b i o n i c]

my friend told me about a party i skipped where there was a chick being wrapped in celophane and being spanked by everyone. some people made out with her while she was tied up. that's pretty freaky - tame but freaky. i've plain out decadence right out in the open, a girl getting eaten out by two other chicks, a mess of naked/half naked people going at it. i can hang with that but personally, i think its kind of dumb, people's 'sexual liberation', but who am i to judge. definately crazy.

[b i o n i c]

*nudge*

[Bob]

yeah, don't even get me started either

you can try but forget it about, ain't no way i'm getting started

this thread's gonna be lousy with me-not-getting-started, let me tell you

will not get started

still gonna post, though

[Laver1969]

Once I was at that kinda party and I saw this dude stick his dick in the mashed potatoes.

[Echewta]

13 guys peeing on a car and one took a poop on the hood.

[The Notorious LOL]

14 guys peeing on a car and two took a poop on the hood.

[-T-]

14 guys peeing on a car and two took a poop on the hood.

Thats fucking crazy.

[Dorothy Wood]

my ex admitted to pooping on a purple neon when he was a jock rugby player. then he did women's studies in grad school and became "civilized". he still laughed when he told me the story though. dork.


I've never seen anything crazy sexual at a party other than like two chicks making out and rubbing eachother's crotches in front of everyone.

otherwise, hmm, there was the time a t.v. got thrown off a balconey into the backyard. or the time my friends set their neighbor's garage on fire accidentally. some nutty stuff with fireworks I guess. in college one of my friends wrapped his hand in layers and layers of aluminum foil and let a bottle rocket explode in his fist. it exploded and he didn't get hurt. I shot up a beer can with 5 bottle rockets in it and it exploded in the sky and rained down aluminum. none of that stuff is very crazy though.

[Schmeltz]

- Firewood being tossed from third-story balcony onto people's cars
- Two guys with a sledgehammer and an axe slamming at support columns in the basement
- Sofa tossed through plate-glass window onto front lawn

Rowdiest cabin party ever. I've never seen so many police cars in one place.

[TurdBerglar]

myself being held at knifepoint and some chick on all fours with a very small skirt on with no panties letting a dog hump her. i don't know if there was any penetration.\


edit: these things didn't happen at the same time

[Johnny Railroad]

myself being held at knifepoint and some chick on all fours with a very small skirt on with no panties letting a dog hump her. i don't know if there was any penetration.

to thought of it makes me sick ...

[faz]

Before I get started I have to stress I was not at this party, merely heard about it. It happened a few weeks ago, apparently some girl was having a party and some guys decided it would be funny to take a piss in various things around her house. Including her milk and shampoo.

[jackrock]

Rowdiest cabin party ever. I've never seen so many police cars in one place.
Which lake?

[zorra_chiflada]

someone's stereo system being smashed with a baseball bat.
a guy openly masturbating in the hallway for everyone to see.
a man going crazy and using a hippie painted acoustic guitar as a weapon
a guy shaving his own pubic hair and then throwing it at people, and eating it.

[Schmeltz]

Which lake?

Last Mountain Lake, of course. It was some dude's cabin at I think Lumsden Beach. It was three or four years ago.

[Bob]

i was at a party in college, some frat party thing i dunno. we were outside and a crowd started forming outside the front door, my friends and i joined it. these two drunk assholes were fighting, i think over a girl or something, who cares, anyway one of them brought out a butcher knife from the kitchen. it got knocked out of his hand in the course of the fight; it flew through the air and hit my friend square in the fucking nose

i assume that the handle hit him, because if it had been the blade, it probably would have got stuck in something unpleasant. instead, it just split his nose wide fucking open and he bled like a madman. i picked up the knife and hid it behind a corner of the house, along with 2 beers i was carrying for some reason. they were red dogs, it was no loss. we rushed him to the hospital, he had to get stitches, and i had to give a statement to the cops because i handled the knife. i think i got an alcohol violation out of it, probably because of the red dogs

[Pres Zount]

Somebody spilt a tall glass of milk on my trousers.

[mikizee]

Trousers??????!!!!!!

In high school a dude came to a chick's party and he hated her and she hated him but he turned up anyway and when she was outside he went and took a dump in her (and her mum's!!!) pillowcases.

Later turned out to be a junkie. Figures.

[Mr Films]

i was invited to a lingerie party in 2003.

all the girls were in bra and panties and getting drunker by the second. and the whole party was about 20 girls and maybe 4 or 5 guys. 3 of which I called and told to come once I arrived and realized it was actually what the girls said it'd be.

one chick was wearing a bandana as a bra, which didn't last long.

and one chick with a huge chest was wearing a corset.

I only remember getting really really drunk, seeing lots of boobs and playing Jay-Z's 99 Problems over and over.

ps, I made out with one.

hooray college.

[The Notorious LOL]

hockey game turned into a full scale riot.


It included tear gas, police in riot gear, cars set on fire, smashed windows, random fights.


I win.

[AdRockGRL]

When I was 14 I went to a partyu with my sister, she was 22 so she had friends much older than mine. that has been the most funny party that i've ever seen. At one point one of 'em came out with a scottish-stripe around his waist, and nothing else. the stripe was holdin' his dick and only his balls were hangin' down. aLL SUDDENLY ALL THE OTHER FRIENDS STARTED TO THROW HIM heaps of EGGS AND MEAL... In a few minutes the living room of the house was totally messed up and the dude fainted on the floor drunk. It was the partyu for his graduation at the University...
now I told it in a short way but there are a few many particulars!

[BangkokB]

Girl drinking out of the Cone from the middle of the road

That big ass Orange Cone you see in the middle of the road

I poured drinking and she fell off her balconie floor 3... She'd been there every bit of 30 minutes before being introduced to the Cone

[hardnox71]

Lots of sex
Lots of alcohol
Lots of drugs
Lots of automatic weapons
Then, later on,
Lots of cops

All the 'wild' parties I've been to contain some variation of the above formula.

[Lyman Zerga]

i hate parties

[TAL]

I had a party last night :)

[Lyman Zerga]

i hate parties

[cosmo105]

i'm not 100% sure how it got there but i found my underwear in the trash this morning

[QueenAdrock]

(y) GOOD SHOW!

I was just talking about that episode yesterday and how awesome it was that the Old Gray Mare dancers got their own TV show.

[jennyb]

Last party I went to, I woke up with my jeans wet, my shirt on backwards and my underwear in my pocket, not knowing how it happened.

Oh MY GOD... :o *ahem* that's never happened to me *cough* college *cough* oh my god. Freaky. Well, except the underwear in pocket thing, but my jeans were off, and laying on the floor beside the couch I'z sleepin on, they were soaking wet from the ankles to the knees, and I'z covered with this nice down comforter, I'z in an apt. that I was completely unfamiliar with and whoa. Shit was freaky as hell.

The grossest thing ever that's happened to me and it's quite cliche' actually me thinks, some jack ass was sitting on a sofa, and had one of his balls just chillin out in the open from his fly. Yeah waiting for some unsuspecting female victim to spot his kiwi. Cripes, that just is too much. Blech.

Oh and a friend of mine chucked a stick of dynamite into a bon fire at a party and everyone had to run like crazy. Yeah not cool.

Just a few off the top of my noggin.

[HEIRESS]

the aftermath of a couple hundred stacked hay bales being pushed over in someone's ranch barn

cabin parties are just always plain nuts

[Caribou]

Hmm, seems like I've been to the wrong kind of parties or I just haven't gotten drunk enough.

Things might change tomorrow night though, as I've been invited to a 1000 Liters of Beer party. You pay 5 euro's to get in and you get a huge mug of beer. Then you can get free refills all night and at the end you can take the mug home as a reminder... According to my friend these parties are always wild and people end up in ditches and puking on eachother. ehm, yay?

[cookiepuss]

here here for puking on each other! that's always a barrel of monkeys right there!

[Otis Driftwood]

I poured drinking and she fell off her balconie floor 3...
Shit, a friend of mine died when he fell off he balcony on the first floor. And no one even noticed he lay down there in the fucking cold. His mom now drinks a lot in the pub in the same house. :(

[icy manipulator]

i dont want to post in this thread because i'm prolly the one who did that crazy thing at a party. and the craziest thing i've seen was on schoolies and it wasn't funny.