While on the can yesterday...

[Knuckles]

I realized I didn't have any toilet paper left. I hate it when I forget to restock. :mad:

Anyway, I looked up on the counter and noticed that my son's special toilet wipes (http://www.uk.pg.com/images/pampersKandooPack_IL.jpg) were there so I used them.

Damn, I think I might just have to start using these things all the time. My rear never felt so fresh.

They also smelled like mellons. (y)

[Bob]

why is there a frog wiping its ass

[TurdBerglar]

i always get a kicked out of those when i stock them at work

[cosmo105]

i told you guys flushable wipes are rulz.

also relating to that thread, the other day i made the most embarrassing purchases i think i've ever brought to a checkout counter:

-6-pack of charmin ultra mega rolls (basically the largest size of the softest tp you can buy)
-24-pack of immodium
-empty pie pan

[-T-]

and the pie pan....

[Lyman Zerga]

i should try it

i already use shower gel for babies and kids toothpaste and mouth rinse

keepin it real for the pedoz

[Bob]

yesterday i was on the can and i ran out of toilet paper too...so i wiped my ass with a perfume sample from a magazine

let me tell you, you don't know luxury the way i now do

[Rock]

I realized I didn't have any toilet paper left. I hate it when I forget to restock. :mad:

Anyway, I looked up on the counter and noticed that my son's special toilet wipes (http://www.uk.pg.com/images/pampersKandooPack_IL.jpg) were there so I used them.

Damn, I think I might just have to start using these things all the time. My rear never felt so fresh.

They also smelled like mellons. (y)

you gotta be careful with it. if you get too used to it, when you make doody and don't have any handy, it can sometimes feel like you didn't really get 100% clean even though you KNOW you did.

Almost everything is ok in moderation.

Then again I have weird shitting habits.

[ericlee]

Baby wipes are a man's best friend while in the army and doing field exercises.


Then again I have weird shitting habits.

Do you guys have "the hose". I've used one because I had one in my apartment a while back. I didn't buy toilet paper anymore after having one of those. I always had a wet ass but damn did that feel so refreshing.

[Rock]

What's the hose?

[abcdefz]

A bidet?

[TAL]

A small shower head on a hose next to the toilet.

[Rock]

A small shower head on a hose next to the toilet.
ah. I've used them before when visiting family in the east. I think they work great after you figure out the best angles and what not, but they should have TP as an option as well. TP to start, hose to finish.

[paul jones]

I need to go to the can for a dump now,thanks knucks for reminding me to do so(y)

[beastieangel01]

I always always always use wet naps for #2. Always. It's so nice.