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AdRockGRL
03-04-2007, 08:55 AM
So I'm livin' this bad situatuion lately.
Last month i bought ,my brand nu computer and i setted it inside my bedroom, on my desk, right in front of my bed to be able to watch movies too, in a comfortable position. i've also have the dolby sourround speakers and stuff.
I decided to leave my old computer where it was givin' my parents the opportunity to use it and emprove theyr (poor) knowledge about the internet and the computers in general.

Here are a few problems:

-My both parents had follow a computer course one year ago: my dad was quite interessed and able to use it, but now unluckly he left the practice and forgot a lot of things, my mom....oh poor MUMMY!!!!....she's totally retarded on it. I mean...she can't move the mouse either!!! She takes it in hand and then she starts "Oh God...it's so fast! oh God...where do I have to click!?" and then like I say "Click the right button, select copy, move on the desktop and...always pressin' the right button select PASTE!!!"...and of course she clicks the left button and select "options"...SENSELESS!!!

-Now that i have a new computer (faster and stuff) it seems that all suddenly my mom pops up everyday with a f****n' brand nu list of songs that she wants me to dl for her, to make mp3 compilation to put in her caravan (the Caravan had just been ordered...we'll recieve it on JUNE!)...so while I sit on my desk, usually I'm very busy and I forget to dload and make cds for her: SHE GETS UPSET!!!! She says: "I don't ask u that much!!!" so i told her "I'm gonna teach u how to use eMule and Nero..." ... ahahaha...uthopya
She also asked me to help her in dloadin' pics from their brand nu digital camera.... DAMN SHE TAKES NOTES WHILE I TALK!!!! as if it was useful/necessary

- We have only 1 modem, and of course I use it...it's always connected when i'm home...but when i'm not... it's easy to take it off from the socket, take off the ETHERNET cable....move the modem, insert the USB cable of my old computer and re-put it into another socket.... SHE TOOK NOTES ABOUT IT!!!! BUT...neither with the scheme she's able to do it... :mad: also... she's frightened by every window that pops up on the screen (like anti-virus updates and stuff) so she wants me to help her...yep but mom...when i'm home I need my modem and my computer!!!! If I hade to help ya....it's better to say by to my business...

-She also asked me to set her a mail-box... we did it together. I shown her how to LOG IN, LOG OUT and stuff....what did she said durin' the loggin' in "My name and Address!? oh No!!! I don't want 'em to know it!!!!" I was next to hit the keyboard with my brow.... in loop! at least i convinced her and we setted an username, a passwrod.... DO YOU THINK THAT SHE REMEMBERS IT??? She always has to check her notes...

Well...y'all will think that i'm such a jerky daughter, hateful and nasty....wanna know how old is my mom? She's 54...i mean..she's not too old to learn fastly something. my dad at least try to arrange by himself and is interessed on the things that i tell him. My mom is lazy and TOTALLY UNABLE to face the technology! So she distresses me 24-7...

Now y i wrote all this!?

I'm burning cds at the moment...:mad:

jackrock
03-04-2007, 09:08 AM
When you're 54, your kids will get just as frustrated trying to teach you new technology. And why wouldn't taking notes be helpful?

AdRockGRL
03-04-2007, 09:55 AM
When you're 54, your kids will get just as frustrated trying to teach you new technology. And why wouldn't taking notes be helpful?
I don't say that takin' notes is not helpful but,,,after you read your notes 10 times you should remember something. i hope that when i'll be 54 and my kids (if I'll have any) try to teach me about technology, i'll be more reactive than my mom!

roosta
03-04-2007, 10:00 AM
"Incapable Mom" is the hilarious new comedy starring Hilary Duff. Duff stars as "Mary" a high-school senior who's world is turned upside down when she find's on her doorstep the 4 year old child she has no memory of conceiving. Cue hilarity as she struggles to feed and clothe the little bastard.

AdRockGRL
03-04-2007, 10:09 AM
"Incapable Mom" is the hilarious new comedy starring Hilary Duff. Duff stars as "Mary" a high-school senior who's world is turned upside down when she find's on her doorstep the 4 year old child she has no memory of conceiving. Cue hilarity as she struggles to feed and clothe the little bastard.

ahahahaha really? i didn't knew that...If I did i'd never had called this thread like that! :)

venusvenus123
03-04-2007, 01:03 PM
Well...y'all will think that i'm such a jerky daughter, hateful and nasty....wanna know how old is my mom? She's 54...i mean..she's not too old to learn fastly something. my dad at least try to arrange by himself and is interessed on the things that i tell him. My mom is lazy and TOTALLY UNABLE to face the technology! So she distresses me 24-7...

you're 23??? you sound like you're about 14. :(