SEX!

[monkey]

talk sexy to me, bbmb. i aint gotten laid in a loooong time. stupid standards of mine.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Skeet skeet skeet.

There, that should make you feel better.

[QueenAdrock]

I haven't gotten laid for 2 weeks now. And I have to wait another 2.5 months.

God.
Fucking.
Dammit.

Especially since it's right before that time of the month, so my body's totally craving a hot beef injection. :(

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

hot beef injection. :(

This term always made me nauseated :(

[QueenAdrock]

Me too, actually. But it's the first thing that came to mind.


Okay, let's just use "DroppinScience cock" instead.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah I really wanted that mental image of Brett Lamberts massive forehead beaded up with sweat while doing the Baltimore Bed Shuffle.

[QueenAdrock]

:cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

is it possibly to heartily laugh and projective vomit at the same time?

[Bob]

Me too, actually. But it's the first thing that came to mind.


Okay, let's just use "DroppinScience cock" instead.

let's just talk about something else entirely

baseball maybe

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I'd think if you laughed the vomit chunks would choke you.

Jus' sayin'

[DroppinScience]

yeah I really wanted that mental image of Brett Lamberts massive forehead beaded up with sweat while doing the Baltimore Bed Shuffle.

At least I still have a forehead. :p

[monkey]

i wait 5 minutes, and this thread is filled with brett's penis. oy.

I SAID TALK SEXY TO ME. GODDAMM

[zorra_chiflada]

oh snap!


that is some pwnership right there!

[The Notorious LOL]

At least I still have a forehead. :p



yeah, I know. Its fucking massive.

[QueenAdrock]

this thread is filled with brett's penis.

I'm jealous of this thread.

[b i o n i c]

can i give you a kiss on the face?

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

yeah, I know. Its fucking massive.

It's probably not as big as Helen Hunts.

You could land a plane on that, son.

[monkey]

can i give you a kiss on the face?

me? sure. (y)


i love me some e-foreplay. hahahaha.

[b i o n i c]

i-a kiss-a yo-a face-a... oh fuggeddabaddit

how that for some bbmb love? *kiss*

[Dorothy Wood]

this thread is nuts.

[b i o n i c]

you're about to get wrapped in cellophane.. run

[monkey]

i-a kiss-a yo-a face-a... oh fuggeddabaddit

how that for some bbmb love? *kiss*


so close to the real thing... sooooo close!!!

seriously though, we needs to have a drink together soon. hopefully soon, i wont have so much fucking school work all the time. but you know, drinking and smoking does make school work fun. come to the ues and drink wit me, dude.

[Justin]

the question is....

Are you still the master of your domain?

[b i o n i c]

so close to the real thing... sooooo close!!!

seriously though, we needs to have a drink together soon. hopefully soon, i wont have so much fucking school work all the time. but you know, drinking and smoking does make school work fun. come to the ues and drink wit me, dude.


this week. our pally pal pal is coming to ny and wants to go somewhere special. i think we should show him the specialest of all special dives in ny, have a laugh and get nice for like $7.25, whaddayasay?

[Dorothy Wood]

how many board couple participants can you fit into one thread?


one, two, three CHOMP

[monkey]

bionic: i say yessir. as long as its not wed night cause thursday morning i have to be awake at 7 and regurgitating chemistry by 9.

how many board couple participants can you fit into one thread?

one, two, three CHOMP

i really like the board couples. they make the world go round or something. so full of hope and pent up sexual aggression!

[b i o n i c]

four, five, six, ROMP!

im wondering how long before someone signs in and lays a stinker on this one

[b i o n i c]

i say yessir. as long as its not wed night cause thursday morning i have to be awake at 7 and regurgitating chemistry by 9.


i think jigga said thurs, i accidentally deleted the mssg

[Dorothy Wood]

no! I don't want any poop talk in here!

[b i o n i c]

at some point tomorrow someone will make an innappropriate comment in this one and fall asleep on their keyboard i know it

[monkey]

i think jigga said thurs, i accidentally deleted the mssg


oh oh oh yea. i think he told me he was gonna call me on friday cause i told him i pass out early. we should take him to wash heights and leave him there to find his way back. that would be funny.

[b i o n i c]

lets photoshop a map and put the village on 145th and bway. i actually know a ghetto ass poool hall... we can label it espn zone

[ericlee]

We nicknamed this one guy I worked with "facial".

Story is......He was in Korea and picked up a Korean hooker. He said she was sucking his asshole. Not licking it but sucking it. He said and at the same time, she was jerking him off.

He said it was something he's never experienced in his life and that when he came, he came everywhere. He said that it went on his chest and all over his face.

He then realized that he fucked up by telling the "all over his face" part.

[b i o n i c]

omg whatta homo

[ericlee]

omg whatta homo

nah, I wouldn't say he's a homo. Not even close. It was his own manchowder too.

But he's got a damn funny nickname now.

[b i o n i c]

well i was kidding, but seriously, whattahomo

[ericlee]

LOL *skeet skeet*....."You'll shoot yer eye out kid"

[g-mile7]

Talk sexxxy? Girl U dont need anyone to being as hot as U are. Besides I'd have to keep the sexxxy talk in the PM's. Word is bond

[na§tee]

yeah I really wanted that mental image of Brett Lamberts massive forehead beaded up with sweat while doing the Baltimore Bed Shuffle.
the water i just took a sip from almost came rushing out of my nose. mhehehhe. at work. excellent.

also, hot beef injection? :( almost as bad as CLUNGE! :(

[monkey]

why is my sex thread lacking sexy? come on guys. no more brett talk.

bring out the awesome sexyness i know you have in ya. bring 'em out!

[na§tee]

oooh baby, lie down. let me give you a back rub, sugahhh..

[camo]

Hello Ladies, My names Bob T. Rodgers and I'm here to fix the fridge.

[g-mile7]

You had a hard day at work baby
I want you to sit down, relax
While I soak you in my mentals
Backrub style, watch this, yo, yo
Massage, peppermint oil, shampoo and pears
Cinnamin, aloe, natural for you hair
Soak lavender soap, coconut conditioning
Honey lather, blood flowing, love listening
Motion lotion, breeze, over the ocean
Lovers, bath crystals, lovers sponge scrubbers
Hot milk bath, steam shower rubbin
Diesel splash, long lovin in your oven:mad:
Bake it off, break it off 'til it gets soft
Passion fruit, pussy cat, want to touch it off
In and out, fragrance patience, Hershey's Kisses, Guinness Stout
Stress reliever soak your feet, air them out
Brain message, think about pink
Stress relieving, no dishes in the sink
Upper lower, left, right, neck don't play
Back rub, Calgon, take me away
Waterfall beads, streams, plush and lavish
Comfort me through all the damn madness
Night breeze at sea, sipping tea
You and your queen melodies, and trees, 85 degrees
Jet skis breeze...
Sprinkle water on chocolate, butter scotch flowers
Vapor action, tropical sunshower
Baby powder, relax, feel for an hour
Sand suntan, snuggled up snug
Snowey days, fireplace, oriental rug
Thugs, lay on the couch, pull it out, perfect balance
Chemical stimuli, two tokes off the chalace
Complete silence, what surround us
Whats the finest, wrapped in cold sheets
Vanilla apple heat, flutes play jazz music, puffy pillow suites
Breakfast in bed, early morning sun treats
Sunset level, suprise sunrise, sail
Lay on the couch, while I clip your toenails:(
Dreams of peaches and cream steam secret spells
Soft spoken gospel, Barry White acapell
Violin, good medicine, sound swell
Sunshine life, love right without the hell
Taste sugar, quiet storm, seasick
Slowdance drink, like nights over Egypt
Having, stabbing, calm chilling now we rolling
Company, ice cream licking now we holding
Gentle force, warm tingle of the golden
Open loose, ice cubes, kiss your belly
Alcohol, palm trees, peanut butter jelly:confused:
Almond twirl, fantastic melodies
Soon, taste these spoons
Wiping me with toon, fly wine, quiet storm
Now it's high noon, raspberry spices
Cherry breath, drink from the mountain, sip the very best
Sounds of the shore, every winter is a war
Paradise life, recipe now pour
Musicness, model, gentle mental
Wash away your sorrow, Fantasy Island
Put the message in the bottle
Carry you through, the threshold, do my duty
Happy ending, go to rest Sleeping Beauty
Yo, this is that body shop shit
Love love slam
Edible underwear, champagne, bubble bath:p
Have your snack on that ass that:confused:
Know what I mean?
Massaging these melodies
Put that gangsta shit on the shelf
Blow winds, blow, through your hair
Sea breeze sticks and shit
Right right


When your around boo
Come and chop this mother fucking beat you stank-ass trick

[g-mile7]

oooh baby, lie down. let me give you a back rub, sugahhh..


ooooooooooh damn:o

[Lex Diamonds]

Spread them legs open far and wide.....
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside!

[beastieangel01]

my best friend/roommie threw a shoe at my door last night due to noise :(

[monkey]

my best friend/roommie threw a shoe at my door last night due to noise :(



****jealous****



thats me, not your friend. but maybe she is too. hahahha.

[ToucanSpam]

SEXUAL POWER!

[beastieangel01]

Pauli: she said she did it because she figured we didn't want her to hear everything... and she said it's been a while for her and so she was jealous too.

I want to laugh but I feel bad at the same time. it was not at all intentional!

[ET]

All I gotta say is Gemini. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c120/cake_1/SexPositionZodiac.jpg):cool:

[b i o n i c]

lets turn the lights out and play "who am i in"

[Lex Diamonds]

Sex rules. I just had long, sweaty intercourse. Bet you're jealous. :)(y)

[na§tee]

PLEASE! NO MORE SEX REVELATIONS, PADSTER! PLEASE! :( long and sweaty ohhh. /crumples face.

[Lex Diamonds]

I came all over her back and it dripped down onto her bum cheeks! :D

[monkey]

hahahahahhaa. im sorry for what this has unleashed.

the sexyness factor of this board just isnt what it used to be. ahhh "the good ol' days"

[na§tee]

in the good ole days little j used to talk about the formalities of doing a 69. that was fun! (er.. i guess?) and informative! like a little sexual position education 101! padster's semen dripping off his girlfriend's back and 'hot beef injections' aint :( we need to get j up in this joint.

[beastieangel01]

tmi tmi.

but I got to have some in the morning before work. Right before work makes the day so much better.

[kll]

Sex rules. I just had long, sweaty intercourse. Bet you're jealous. :)(y)

I remember beth posting a long time ago that the sex must not be that great if you are up and posting about it right afterwards or something like that. Yeah.

[monkey]

i said to my friend the other day "i dont have time to date or for a boyfriend. what i need is a guy who'll keep me warm at night, and fuck me senseless in the morning. and i dont have to think about it at all until i go back to bed at night." the morningtime sex is what i miss the most about my exbf. hahaha.

[beastieangel01]

"i dont have time to date or for a boyfriend. what i need is a guy who'll keep me warm at night, and fuck me senseless in the morning. and i dont have to think about it at all until i go back to bed at night."

Though my boyfriend is great and I plan on sticking around, sometimes I get so busy I think this way ahaha.

:(

[Lex Diamonds]

I remember beth posting a long time ago that the sex must not be that great if you are up and posting about it right afterwards or something like that. Yeah.
How do you work that out? That doesn't make any sense, scientifically or logically.

[cookiepuss]

ah here's a little story about how Marky Mark and his funky Bunch don't tip hookers....enjoy

The same madam who wrote the cheesy erotica about Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis had a story to tell about Mark Wahlberg too.
-----------------------------------


We've covered Gibson's chapters on Ben Affleck's night of cocaine-fuelled passion with a busty blonde named Alyssa, and Bruce Willis' orgy with five hookers and a producer friend. In each case, Gibson claimed the participating call girls told her the celebrity clients were nice, well-hung, and good fucks, and Mark Wahlberg is no exception.

She claims Wahlberg paid $2,000 for a night of passion with a hot blonde in a hotel. It was 1996 or 1997, Gibson doesn't recall, and Wahlberg was hanging out with ex-cop Bo Dietl. Dietl's life story was about to be made into a movie after he ratted out his entire NYC precinct for illegal activities. Wahlberg was tipped to play Dietl in the upcoming film, but the role eventually went to Steven Baldwin.

Dietl is the one that called Gibson, ordering up two blondes to the Pennisula Hotel in Beverly Hills. It was an easy job supposedly as the girls were just going to be paired off to get to it in separate rooms instead of having any group action.

Gibson says Wahlberg's hooker was 5′10″ tall with a 36c chest, and that she was a "Pam Anderson type with a beautiful face."

She said the escort told her she fell in love with sweet well-hung Wahlberg after their night of hot sex (Note: Gibson went by the name Sasha when running her business.)

"Sash, I'm in love!" she began.

"Now, now. You know better than that" I warned.

"I know. But he's the hottest guy I've ever been with! He fucked me on my side with his arms wrapped around me, pumping his big dick from behind slowly, slowly for a long time too. Then he plowed me faster and faster when he was about to cum! [sic] He shot the biggest load all over my ass! I stayed way longer than I should without asking for more money so I hope you're not mad."

"Sweetie, you know how this game works. Mark Wahlberg is a gorgeous famous movie star and for all we know he could be engaged! You know better than to get emotionally involved with a client! Especially someont like him! He's like got a thousand girls in love with him! So what did you get for the extra time? Just the $2000?" I asked.

"Yeah. No tip either. But he was a real romantic fuck! I should've paid him! Please tell me you're not mad" she pleased.

"No, I'm not mad. But try to remember what you're dealing with here and keep your eye on the ball" I suggested.

[cookiepuss]

Affleck & Willis love Coke n' Whores....

A former madam named Jody "Babydol" Gibson released a new tell-all book in which she outs some famous dudes as her clients, most notably, Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis. Gibson posted a pay-per-view look at the book on her website, and my blog BFF, Katie from Celebitchy, was kind enough to plunk down her credit card so we don't have to.

This is what Gibson had to say about Ben Affleck:



"Hi girl, how'd it go? You should absolutely exhausted!" I began.

"Oh, I am but he was soooo hot! Oh, My God, he gave it to me all night!" she exclaimed.

"Really? Do tell. How big was he? Which way did he like fucking you the most?" I said with a twinge of jealousy in a fun sort of way the girls like.

"Sash, he's like a good eight inches! Plus, after doing coke all night it seemed like he could stay hard forever! He liked me on all fours of course with my ass up in the air. But my favorite was sitting on hom 'cause he was so cute to look at." she said…

"Sash, are you listening?" she interrupted my thoughs.

"Mmm, sounds yummy," I commented.

I was getting real wet.

"How was the bungalow? Was it gorgeous?" I asked…

"Yeah, he was such a great fuck!" Alyssa admitted…

"We begand in the Jacuzzi he had in his room. He loved my titties and went crazy sucking on them while they were all wet. I sucked his cock in there first. Remember that session you and I had once where you demonstrated on a dildo how to lick a guy's balls and take his cock deep in my throat while sticking my finger up his ass? Well it worked! Then, we jumpted out and he fucked me right there on the floor! Of course I quickly opted for the comfort of the big bed in the room. The rug burns on both my elbows are killing me! We stayed up all night doing coke. And of course, money was no object so you know I ordered some of my favorite Crystal champage! It was the best gig I ever had!" she exclaimed again.

"Plus," she continued "Not only did he have a great cock, but he sure knew how to use it! He had this way of fucking me where he would pound me real fast for a while then slow down almost like teasing me, and then give it to me hard again. I'm a wreck! I probably won't walk for a week! I know how yo uavoid getting involved with supplying any of the party favors. I had a friend on standby with the coke for us so we wouldn't run out" she said.



And Bruce Willis:



"The following morning I waited for Lucia's call. I was anxious to hear ever juicy detail of her hot evening with Bruce and Jules and I loved hearing about sex. It was late in the afternoon when I received it.

"Hi Lucia. It's Sash. So, do tell." I teased [Note, she makes it seem as if she called the hooker when she claimed it was the other way around.)

"Wow! Well, he certainly is the stud, Sash! First, the two gals you sent Donna and Debbie stripped for all of us and put on a really hot sex show… Then, they starte workin' it and began to eat each other's pussy. At that point we all took our clothes off and everybody got into it. That's when Bruce had me take off my g-string panties and sit on his face while he ate my pussy and my ass. He was sooo hot! He really could work his tongue on my clit and my asshole! My girlfriend sat on his dick and rode him for like a half hour. She and I switched and I fucked him too. He has a hot, big dick Sash!" she said.

"Well, I figured that. He looks like he does." I answered.

"We didn't really do much with the other guy. He 'kinda fell for one of the gals and she got on him and started fucking him and wouldn't let go! Then my girlfriend and I went to work on Bruce with the double blowjob. Looks like he was having most of the fun! He really wanted to shoot his cum all over her face but she wouldn't let him. She made him cum on her tits. Real hot though! The time flew by!" she said.

[g-mile7]

i said to my friend the other day "i dont have time to date or for a boyfriend. what i need is a guy who'll keep me warm at night, and fuck me senseless in the morning. and i dont have to think about it at all until i go back to bed at night." the morningtime sex is what i miss the most about my exbf. hahaha.
This saved your thread

[Dorothy Wood]

whoa whoa whoa! cookiepuss! jesus! there's childrens here!

and yeah, those stories seem real. real fake.

[befsquire]

I remember beth posting a long time ago that the sex must not be that great if you are up and posting about it right afterwards or something like that. Yeah.
hmmm... i don't know if i said that, but it's entirely possible that i did and forgot. or maybe someone said it to me after i posted, asking why i was on the board instead of back in bed, but bobby had fallen asleep and i wasn't tired. or maybe i said that any sex with padster was probably not that great.

[g-mile7]

hmmm... i don't know if i said that, but it's entirely possible that i did and forgot. or maybe someone said it to me after i posted, asking why i was on the board instead of back in bed, but bobby had fallen asleep and i wasn't tired. or maybe i said that any sex with padster was probably not that great.
hahaha... oh Beth you keep it real

[Lex Diamonds]

Come on Beth, you're a lawyer, it's impossible that you're good at sex. Don't feel bad about it, I'm not dissing you, it's just the way the world works.

I know my dick's good cuz she comes back for more every day (twice today), plus her friends complain about how much she brags about my skills. :cool:

[mikizee]

Come on Beth, you're a lawyer, it's impossible that you're good at sex. Don't feel bad about it, I'm not dissing you, it's just the way the world works.

I know my dick's good cuz she comes back for more every day (twice today), plus her friends complain about how much she brags about my skills. :cool:

Skills shmills.

[Rock]

I know my dick's good cuz she comes back for more every day (twice today), plus her friends complain about how much she brags about my skills. :cool:
That shit is great. Its like free advertising.

Most of my female friends don't sleep around because they don't want to waste the time and would prefer Between the Sheets references.

Your broad's friends just got theirs from a reliable source. Good on ya.

[Lex Diamonds]

That shit is great. Its like free advertising.

Most of my female friends don't sleep around because they don't want to waste the time and would prefer Between the Sheets references.

Your broad's friends just got theirs from a reliable source. Good on ya.
What's also funny is I've already had sex with a few of her friends (before we hooked up) after the first one told the others about me. :)

[QueenAdrock]

her friends complain about how much she brags about my skills. :cool:

What's also funny is I've already had sex with a few of her friends (before we hooked up) after the first one told the others about me.

So basically it's your girlfriend bragging about you, and her friends just say "We know, we know. We had it." Personally, I'd hate that. None of my friends have had a slice of the Brett pie, nor will they ever, and that's the way I likes it. :p

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah cuz I never fucked them like I fuck her, they didn't get the full experience of me. Plus, I never went down on them, which apparently I'm amazing at and is one of the main things she brags about. (y)

[jackrock]

I saw an Elk have sex today. Thoroughly unimpressed. Anyone want a play by play?

[QueenAdrock]

I'd love one, Jack. Please tell us how elk do it. (y)

[jackrock]

sarcastic or not, I'm going to. This particular couple are trying to have a baby, but the female doesn't seem to be in the mood. He tries to mount, she walks away over and over. Truly an ego-bruising move. But don't worry he gets a few.. y'knows in and sets off like a broken spout. Oh yeah, while the man was on top, he was sticking his tongue out, looked like he was trying to kiss her. Quite funny.

Gotta love the Discovery Channel.

[Rock]

I'd love one, Jack. Please tell us how elk do it. (y)
I'd imagine its insert Tab A into Slot B. Maybe a little neck biting.

[g-mile7]

Is it just me or is anybody curious 2 see these "dime pieces" Paddy claims he's cuttin' up?

[cookiepuss]

whoa whoa whoa! cookiepuss! jesus! there's childrens here!

and yeah, those stories seem real. real fake.


:o whoops I forgot about the childrens. doh.

and yeah that's pretty much the worsr "erotica" I've ever read.

[g-mile7]

:o whoops I forgot about the childrens. doh.

and yeah that's pretty much the worsr "erotica" I've ever read.
I read some by a board member a while back and damn! Mad talent

[na§tee]

I read some by a board member a while back and damn! Mad talent
ooooohhhhhhhhh! pray tell. no? okay then.

cookiepuss, my favourite bit, lolz, is this:

"He really could work his tongue on my clit and my asshole! My girlfriend sat on his dick and rode him for like a half hour. She and I switched and I fucked him too. He has a hot, big dick Sash!"

she! sounds! so! excited! by! his! hot! big! dick!

i'm going to try to use these phrases at work tomorrow.

[g-mile7]

ooooohhhhhhhhh! pray tell. no? okay then.

cookiepuss, my favourite bit, lolz, is this:

"He really could work his tongue on my clit and my asshole! My girlfriend sat on his dick and rode him for like a half hour. She and I switched and I fucked him too. He has a hot, big dick Sash!"

she! sounds! so! excited! by! his! hot! big! dick!

i'm going to try to use these phrases at work tomorrow.
Well I promised her to not tell but you could guess ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

bitchamachacha

[adam_f]

I'd fuck Pauli. Yeah. Wouldn't take much prompting.

[na§tee]

ms. peachy! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1413303&postcount=24) (y)

[g-mile7]

I'd fuck Pauli. Yeah. Wouldn't take much prompting.
hahaha!

[befsquire]

padster, i don't get the correlation between sex and being a lawyer. is there some lawyer joke i'm missing here?

i don't feel the need to brag. it's enough that bobby and i both know what i'm capable of. :)

[The Notorious LOL]

you've never heard that old "lawyers aint no good at fuckin" joke?

[g-mile7]

padster, i don't get the correlation between sex and being a lawyer. is there some lawyer joke i'm missing here?

i don't feel the need to brag. it's enough that bobby and i both know what i'm capable of. :)
OH SNAP

Ima git my dirty talk on just gotta find my Prince mixtape I made in 98

[Bob]

you've never heard that old "lawyers aint no good at fuckin" joke?

at least i'll have an excuse

[GreenEarthAl]

My girlfriends are angry with one another as of this posting and the one that lives with me is out of state presently. Whole situation reminds me of this thread quite exactly.

[g-mile7]

My girlfriends are angry with one another as of this posting and the one that lives with me is out of state presently. Whole situation reminds me of this thread quite exactly.
Thats some shit...Im sure you'll be able 2 get your universe back alligned

[monkey]

I'd fuck Pauli. Yeah. Wouldn't take much prompting.

you're such a romantic. <3<3<3<3

[GreenEarthAl]

My very first recollection of Pauli was her posting a picture of herself in the family album. Remember it? The one with her on a bed in running shorts and what not. It was the sex. Totally. She started posting around a bit and I would follow her around flirting with her. Fairly well convinced that she should be my hot blooded latin lover. I think at some point she was all like, hey, I'm just a regular woman, I don't especially feel like being lusted over based on my South American heritage. At which point I was like, so you're saying I should go back to lusting after Roby then?

Miss those days. *le sigh*

[QueenAdrock]

Hey GEA, I'm curious. Since you're poly, and since your girlfriends are (usually) friends with each other, does that mean threesomes on your part?

[monkey]

My very first recollection of Pauli was her posting a picture of herself in the family album. Remember it? The one with her on a bed in running shorts and what not. It was the sex. Totally. She started posting around a bit and I would follow her around flirting with her. Fairly well convinced that she should be my hot blooded latin lover. I think at some point she was all like, hey, I'm just a regular woman, I don't especially feel like being lusted over based on my South American heritage. At which point I was like, so you're saying I should go back to lusting after Roby then?

Miss those days. *le sigh*


aww. i remember those days. and that picture. shit.
and ive said that whole schtick to many people. i never liked being the token south american. but roby, even i lust after roby. hahaha.

[GreenEarthAl]

Hey GEA, I'm curious. Since you're poly, and since your girlfriends are (usually) friends with each other, does that mean threesomes on your part?

No. It doesn't mean that. That's part of what our whole communication breakdown was over. Boundries and what not to do in shared space and what not. I have one girlfriend who likes to walk around the house in her underwear, and do some housepainting on a whim, and feel sexual whenever, and carry on conversations while she's in a state of sex bliss, and I have a girlfriend for whom all that is not really what she's into.

Fer a bit it was really workin for me in terms of I was having super amazing sexual encounters with each of them independantly, but I kept trying to tell them that if they don't make a concerted effort to sit down and talk about what they're really comfortable with in regards to sex the train is gonna go off the tracks. Kinda like everything appears okay on the surface, but I can tell you two really need to talk about passive aggressive competition issues and areas of comfortability around sexuality or things are going to implode at any moment. Nobody wants to listen to me, everybody just wants to keep doing their thing. And then, boom.

note: This whole recounting of the facts conveniently skips over any aspect of the story which may have actually been my fault. :)

[Lex Diamonds]

Is it just me or is anybody curious 2 see these "dime pieces" Paddy claims he's cuttin' up?
Serious you think I'm gonna find pictures of all these girls I know and post pictures of them on here for you to judge?

[g-mile7]

Serious you think I'm gonna find pictures of all these girls I know and post pictures of them on here for you to judge?
Hey now your the pimp...whats the trouble? I know I'd have at least pix of the girls Im claiming Im gettin at

[Johnny Railroad]

Sex is slavery !

[Rock]

Hey now your the pimp...whats the trouble? I know I'd have at least pix of the girls Im claiming Im gettin at
Fair enough....but don't you think its kind of fucked up to post pictures of someone on the internet without their permission? I dunno why, but I do. Hence the whited out faces of friends in my pics.

"Sex is like money in the bank. Once you pull it out. The interest is alllll gone." - Dolemite

[g-mile7]

I dont think its askin much Rock just look below



I came all over her back and it dripped down onto her bum cheeks! :D


I think me joking with my homie Paddy bout seein' a picture is less extreme then the quote above.

[Lex Diamonds]

I think me joking with my homie Paddy bout seein' a picture is less extreme then the quote above.
Don't worry I got pictures... all sorts of pictures ;)... but Rock gets what I'm saying when I don't wanna post them on here. In my opinion t's fine to talk about that kind of shit as long as you keep it anonymous, otherwise it starts getting creepy.