Your favorite euphemisms!

[QueenAdrock]

Menstrual Cycle:

Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Riding the Cotton Pony

I use those two all the time.

[Rock]

Masturbation:

Shaking Hands With The Unemployed

[MC Moot]

if wishes were horses then beggars would ride.....

[mikizee]

working hard:

busier than a one armed bricklayer in baghdad!

[ToucanSpam]

Verbing the Adjective Noun

Riding the Hershey Highway

Taking the Back Door

[Big Gus]

Masturbation: Going 3 rounds with the 1 eyed champ or Slapping up your granny.

Menstral Cycle: Got the painters in. On the blob.