Britney attempts suicide [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

cookiepuss

03-05-2007, 02:19 PM

yeah I read this elsewhere and it wasn't a very reliable source (trashy tabliod site) so I'm still not sure I buy this as absolute fact. suicide attempt perhaps...but the 666 crap seems far fetched even for Britney

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 02:22 PM

I was thinking that too, it didn't come up on regular google news searches, but it DID come up once I pulled up Firefox, on the front page.

I'm conflicted.

Edit: It doesn't come up when I search for her name, but if I leave all fields blank and just hit "News" it comes up right away under "Entertainment," as a main headline under "Wild Hogs Races to No. 1 Spot."

skra75

03-05-2007, 02:23 PM

LOL

Tone Capone

03-05-2007, 02:27 PM

She's just trying to find the woman in herself, yeah.
All she needs is time (All she needs),
A moment that is hers(That is hers),
While she's in between.

She's not a girl...

Rock

03-05-2007, 02:30 PM

Poor girl.
No doubt. It must really suck to have a chance that millions would kill for and blow it all on stupidity.

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 02:33 PM

Yeah, I know, I know. But I still feel sorry for people who are going through some serious mental issues regardless of their success in life.

Junker

03-05-2007, 02:41 PM

All this shit wouldnt have happened if she was still virgin.

yeahwho

03-05-2007, 02:51 PM

She's not quite 27, hold up girl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club)

Whatitis

03-05-2007, 02:55 PM

I was gald when I made it past 27.

Yorkshire~Rose

03-05-2007, 02:57 PM

I read somewhere that she was in rehab for methamphetamine. And she most likely has post partum depression. I do feel sorry for her. And her two boys - that's the saddest part.

On a different topic - excuse me Junker while i drool over your avatar. (y)

paul jones

03-05-2007, 03:00 PM

it's all a publicity stunt

she'll make a record with Pete Doherty next

yeahwho

03-05-2007, 03:04 PM

and a movie with Tom Cruise

Drederick Tatum

03-05-2007, 03:09 PM

perhaps the sources are sketchy, but believing this entire news report is way more fun than worrying if the details are actually true.

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 03:12 PM

Someone with photoshop needs to get into the "Britney shaved her head" thread, pronto.

Yeti

03-05-2007, 03:19 PM

No doubt. It must really suck to have a chance that millions would kill for and blow it all on stupidity.

A real musician like Jimi Hendrix didn't need rehab.

Junker

03-05-2007, 03:24 PM

On a different topic - excuse me Junker while i drool over your avatar. (y)

hehe....Sick Boy is the shite! Im glad you also appreciate this fucking great film.

Rock

03-05-2007, 04:04 PM

A real musician like Jimi Hendrix didn't need rehab.
Damn right...with all the problems Jimi may have had, he just went with it and wasn't all like, "Im gonna shave my head and beat cars with umbrellas". He just ingested pills and choked on his own vomit. like a real MusiciAN.

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 04:05 PM

You know the most fucked up part of it is? She thinks that having ANOTHER baby will 'seal her marriage' with K-Fed. Yeah, the first two didn't help them patch up what was wrong, but lucky number 3 will. And not only that, she'll be able to give up drugs and alcohol for a whole 9 months to make sure that kid isn't more retarded than they're predisposed to be. Riiiight.

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 04:09 PM

Rock

03-05-2007, 04:15 PM

You know the most fucked up part of it is? She thinks that having ANOTHER baby will 'seal her marriage' with K-Fed.
Unfortunately lots of people do that. They think a child will bring them together and give more stability to the relationship, but it usually just gives the kid a fucked up life. Happens all the time. That is probably the most "normal" thought she has had in a while.

cookiepuss

03-05-2007, 04:19 PM

Ms. Spears wrote 666, the Biblical number of the Beast, on her shaved head sometime early Friday morning, then ran uncontrolled through the Promises clinic, banging on doors and shouting, "I am the Antichrist, all y'all. The South will rise again." (http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/03052007_666_antichrist.shtml)

LOL...ah this is some great fiction.....
As soon as the car carrying Father LeBar started up the Promises driveway, Ms. Spears, who had been drawing on the wall of her room with her own feces, became agitated.

"Fie, fie, fo, fum," she began to sing in a guttural voice. "Something evil this way come."

:rolleyes: come on!

I don't beleive for one minute that Brit is gonna touch her own shit... I don't care how crazy she is.

cookiepuss

03-05-2007, 04:22 PM

LOL. ok this is too good....

"There's no doubt in my mind that Satan has that unfortunate girl by the short and curlies," said the plain-talking, seventy-something priest.

yeah back in catholic school father Ted use to say that all the time....

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 04:24 PM

Unfortunately lots of people do that. They think a child will bring them together and give more stability to the relationship, but it usually just gives the kid a fucked up life. Happens all the time. That is probably the most "normal" thought she has had in a while.

True. But I know of people who think that one child together will seal stuff up, but if they've already had two and think that for some reason a third will seal the deal it's a little...weird. One should think "Why didn't the first two work?" and come to a conclusion other than "Because it's not three, duh!"

Rock

03-05-2007, 04:35 PM

True. But I know of people who think that one child together will seal stuff up, but if they've already had two and think that for some reason a third will seal the deal it's a little...weird. One should think "Why didn't the first two work?" and come to a conclusion other than "Because it's not three, duh!"
maybe she had the "3rd time is the charm" mentality. Either way...fuck her.

TurdBerglar

03-05-2007, 10:01 PM

while at work, i hear about 5 times a day, the teenie boppers defending her while they look at all the tabloids at the checkout. this low life needs to hurry up and die so she can stop poisoning these kids minds. this woman is awful and we're awful for making this white trash whore the modern day hellen of troy. i would really like to see 8 year old girls starting to wear pink my little pony sweat suits again like it use to be when i was in the third grade. instead they're dressing like three times their age with lowriser jeans and mid drift baring tops. i don't feel sorry for her at all.

Loppfessor

03-05-2007, 10:10 PM

Who cares....it would just be one less piece of Southern white trash

QueenAdrock

03-05-2007, 11:02 PM

i would really like to see 8 year old girls starting to wear pink my little pony sweat suits again like it use to be when i was in the third grade. instead they're dressing like three times their age with lowriser jeans and mid drift baring tops.

Absolutely. I remember being fully clothed all through elementary school. It makes me sad to walk through the little girl department of clothing stores. I feel like an old conservative prude when I walk through there, but dammit, that shit ain't right.

kaiser soze

03-05-2007, 11:07 PM

I have a pink My Little Pony sweatsuit, that shit is comfy cozy cool

ericlee

03-06-2007, 12:02 AM

It's just publicity for her new death metal band.

Dorothy Wood

03-06-2007, 02:02 AM

when I was a kid, tube tops and crop tops and short shorts were pretty popular. in 2nd grade, I had a crop top with some ducks at the beach on it. and I wore it with these red shorts that were made out of like parachute material. there's a picture of me wearing that outfit competing in a 3-legged race at school. heh. I definitely had several tube tops too. I used to try to be sexy and stuff, I loved cyndi lauper and madonna. I think that's just sort of a thing that girls go through, although it's definitely more in your face these days, more raunch culture.

anyway, the thing with britney is she's just plain stupid and real trashy. I feel sorry for her babies.