View Full Version : Fuck, they just slaughtered a cow on BBC3
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 05:55 PM
"Kill It, Cook It, Eat It" - shit was harsh!
paul jones
03-05-2007, 07:53 PM
I bet it was very moo-ving
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 08:09 PM
That's the worst pun I've ever herd.
was this intentional b/c it could easily be overlooked :p
i dunno...herd...cows...m'kay.
*sniff* RIP. poor cow :(
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 08:19 PM
Shit was rad - they had all the best butchers preparing all the "cuts" you'd buy in a supermarket and some Indian women were crying.
Pres Zount
03-05-2007, 08:25 PM
They obviously just wanted to milk emotion out of the indian people. Vultures.
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 08:26 PM
Of course it was intentional, I have perfect grammar.
alright, don't have a cow....
*shrugs*
JobDDT
03-05-2007, 08:28 PM
What an utter catastrophe!
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 08:29 PM
How do the orange streets in monopoly go again? Bow-Vine...
No... Marlebough in the middle isnt it?
...
Anyway it's on again next week when something else living will be turned into meals. I think it may be a piggies turn...
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 08:31 PM
maybe they'll ham it up for the camera or something... *mumbles*
JobDDT
03-05-2007, 08:35 PM
I CALF to hear more about this story!
we need more puns, this thread isn't moving fast enough...curry up!
wait, are we still talking about indians?
Pres Zount
03-05-2007, 08:41 PM
I would eat a heap big portion of that cow.
Wait are we still talking about indians?
mikizee
03-05-2007, 08:44 PM
what do eggs have to do with cows?
bell if i know
sometimes....cows wear bells....
mikizee
03-05-2007, 08:48 PM
wurst. pun. ever.
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 08:48 PM
bell if i know
sometimes....cows wear bells....
well-done bob.
sometimes i like my steak well-done...steak! that comes from cows! (y)
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 08:57 PM
That one barely grazed a laugh... You hoof to be joking...
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 08:59 PM
haven't we milked this long enough? maybe we should mooove on...
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:00 PM
Man thats a load of bull...
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:02 PM
You cud stop making 2 posts 1 after another Joel.
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:06 PM
Well there is an "edit" button there and all.... Maybe you could click on it and it would work. Haven't you herd? *sighs*
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:11 PM
These puns are pasture sell by dates...
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:15 PM
It's spammier your way. I think there's cow in spam....
Less of your tittle er.. cattle...
mikizee
03-05-2007, 09:16 PM
lets not mince words.
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:19 PM
Do you have a beef too?
mikizee
03-05-2007, 09:20 PM
well i would say something but my reputation would be at steak!
Pres Zount
03-05-2007, 09:22 PM
That's bullshit. You are just a coward.
mikizee
03-05-2007, 09:23 PM
i can handle a little ribbing, but i guess i just dont have the chops.
you're a mutton you know it
Big Gus
03-05-2007, 09:29 PM
Shake yo rump-aaaaaah!!
Kid Presentable
03-05-2007, 09:46 PM
Isn't meat bad four stomachs?
mikizee
03-05-2007, 09:47 PM
come offal it!
Isn't meat bad four stomachs?
hot dog, we have a weiner
kleptomaniac
03-05-2007, 09:55 PM
we had to watch these videos (http://themeatrix.com/) in environmental science one day. :/
mikizee
03-05-2007, 09:55 PM
thats alotta bulloni
ericlee
03-06-2007, 12:21 AM
IIIII'mm the maaaaaaaannnn in the box.
Burrrrrieeeeddd in my shit....
Oh wait, this isn't the what song are you listening to thread.
mikizee
03-06-2007, 08:42 AM
way to ruin the pun bonanza, dude.
Otis Driftwood
03-06-2007, 03:09 PM
Was it a "Where are they now" about Ted Nugent?
ericlee
03-06-2007, 03:12 PM
way to ruin the pun bonanza, dude.
Actually, mine was the most cleaver one considering the lyrics are about veal.
Big Gus
03-06-2007, 03:21 PM
Man this threads been butchered.
Anyway, it's on again tonight! 10.30pm. I wonder what they'll kill this evening?
Otis Driftwood
03-06-2007, 03:21 PM
Your time, my buzz.
paul jones
03-06-2007, 03:22 PM
Man this threads been butchered.
Anyway, it's on again tonight! 10.30pm. I wonder what they'll kill this evening?
Mick Hucknall,hopefully(y)
Big Gus
03-06-2007, 03:23 PM
I was hoping for Michelle McManus. It's time the ol' girl was put down.
Yorkshire~Rose
03-06-2007, 03:42 PM
Get those sheep jokes at the ready - tonight LAMB! :(
In all seriousness i could not watch this programme. I watched one similar 17 years and it turned me into a vegetarian overnight.
Otis Driftwood
03-06-2007, 03:45 PM
Get those sheep jokes at the ready - tonight LAMB! :(
In all seriousness i could not watch this programme. I watched one similar 17 years and it turned me into a vegetarian overnight.
No shit? These things usually turn people into vegetarians for 3-days... Much like Shell oil spills.
Big Gus
03-06-2007, 03:46 PM
Hmm, not as impressive as a cow.
It might leave me a bit sheepish... *groans*
Yorkshire~Rose
03-06-2007, 03:47 PM
No shit? These things usually turn people into vegetarians for 3-days... Much like Shell oil spills.
Hahaha. Nope tis true. Seeing a cow getting a bolt into it's head certainly affected me.
cosmo105
03-06-2007, 03:51 PM
where's moo moo when you need him? he's been steering clear of this place for too long.
All bound for moo moo land
Moo moo land
Moo moo land
All bound for moo moo land
ericlee
03-06-2007, 04:11 PM
Holy cow! I just wrecked my Lamborghini!
Big Gus
03-06-2007, 04:12 PM
Lips, hoofs n assholes.
JobDDT
03-06-2007, 05:00 PM
Holy cow! I just wrecked my Lamborghini!
Don't you mean... hamborghini?
Lyman Zerga
03-06-2007, 06:11 PM
i prefer seeing humans getting killed over animals
cant pay me enough to watch it cause it really fucks me up
but when it changes the minds of a few people then it was atleast worth it
Big Gus
03-06-2007, 06:45 PM
It wasnt just one sheep, they went for the whole herd...
kleptomaniac
03-06-2007, 10:36 PM
Hmm, not as impressive as a cow.
It might leave me a bit sheepish... *groans*
man that was baaaaaaad
:rolleyes:
Otis Driftwood
03-08-2007, 08:22 AM
i prefer seeing humans getting killed over animals
(y) Footage of people getting killed by animals appeals to my sense of justice :cool:
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