excuse me, ma'am -- are you licensed to be carrying that baby?

[abcdefz]

Mom uses her kid as weapon (http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/06/babyas.weapon.ap/index.html)

From CNN -- all kinds of fucked up:

ERIE, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her 4-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend during a fight, fracturing the infant's skull in the process.

Chytoria Graham, 27, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child under a plea agreement with prosecutors.

[Otis Driftwood]

Shows that bitches should stick to scratching, hairpulling and biting!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Like I said...people need to pass a test in order to have kids. A license, if you will.

[QueenAdrock]

I thought it was pretty hilarious until I came upon the skull fracturing part. :(

[abcdefz]

Tht must've been the true story of how I got a fractured skull as a baby.

And here my mom said I just fell down some concrete stairs.

All good moms leave the door to the basement open when their kid is crawling around, right?

I'm not buying it. She took a swing at Pops.

[Otis Driftwood]

If you had stayed in your basement, none of this would have happened. ;)

[abcdefz]

If my parents hadn't had the Obligatory Valentine's Day Fuck none of this would have happened.

[MC Moot]

This thread reminds me of those blunt smokin kids and the uncle who's gonna catch the federal rap,hard,really,really hard I hope......motivates me to entertain violent intent and that's hard to do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrFJulishQ0&mode=related&search=

[Lyman Zerga]

Like I said...people need to pass a test in order to have kids. A license, if you will.


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[camo]

Fuck me that's retarded

[monkey]

i laughed so hard when i heard this, and i swear i didnt mean to. but jesuschrist! what kind of stupid person uses her baby as a bat?!?!?!! she should fall off a cliff just to make up for it.