OMG WORK IS GAY

[HEIRESS]

I WANNA LEAVE THE COUNTRY AGAIN

:(

[skra75]

YAY HEIRESS IS BACK
Wierd, I had a dream about you last night.
It was disturbing.
The dream, not the fact that you were in it.

meh. that sounded bad. I didn't mean for it to.

[HEIRESS]

was I making you vodka/maple syrup shots with less than Grade A syrup?

[skra75]

OMG how did you guess! :eek: ;) :cool:

[HEIRESS]

Im currently moving into a new place

its a brand-new basement suite

I love every bit of it

even the 4 year old and 7 month old that live upstairs

idiot males are leaving me excessive voice-mails that make me laugh every time I ignore and delete them because they are now realizing that Im the awesomest girl they know

I came home with a sweet ass tan

work is horrible because people were trying to move in on my shit while I was gone
NICE TRY BITCHES

anddddd I bought a whole bunch of new kitchen shit that makes me smile with glee in anticipation of using it to cook lots of yums yums in the near future

[Drederick Tatum]

come back and I'll give you a back rub.

[HEIRESS]

yeahhhh

did you get a tan?

[Drederick Tatum]

I was born with a tan.

in NZ it's pretty hard not to get tanned, the trick is not to get 3 degree burns.

[HEIRESS]

I only burned my cleavage

:( :(

seriously, the poor boobies are just now starting to peel

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Drederick Tatum]

haha, cleavageburn. you should put some aloe vera or something on them.

[beastieangel01]

I want to hear stories about your trip!

[na§tee]

come back and I'll give you a back rub.
wooooah woooooooah now! :cool:

we need an official NZ picture/tales thread, mz heiress. bring it.

[paul jones]

I WANNA LEAVE THE COUNTRY AGAIN

:(
I know eggacley wadyoo meen(y) :)

[Gareth]

anddddd I bought a whole bunch of new kitchen shit that makes me smile with glee in anticipation of using it to cook lots of yums yums in the near future

yum yum brand instant noodles or food that is generally tasty?
doesnt matter either way really...yum yum duck flavour ftw