You gotta be able to laugh at yourself

[ms.peachy]

So, my baby is now nearly 10 months old, and has recently learned how to grab onto things and pull herself up to a standing position. Yesterday I was in the lobby of my building, talking to a neigbour and the building manager and I had put her down on the floor to crawl around a bit, as she was getting heavy when I was standing there holding her. I was wearing a pair of drawstring trousers, and they were only kind of loosely tied. So I'm standing there talking, and suddenly my trousers are down around my ankles, because the baby had grabbed them and tried to pull herself up, and succeeded only in pulling them down.

Oh yeah. I live a glamourous life.

[camo]

Aww, sounds like a good old kodak moment to me :D

[ms.peachy]

... and can I add, I'm kind of overdue for a leg wax.


sexxxxxxxxy

[Kid Presentable]

Buckwheat in the frankensteiner?

[ericlee]

So, my baby is now nearly 10 months old, and has recently learned how to grab onto things and pull herself up to a standing position. Yesterday I was in the lobby of my building, talking to a neigbour and the building manager and I had put her down on the floor to crawl around a bit, as she was getting heavy when I was standing there holding her. I was wearing a pair of drawstring trousers, and they were only kind of loosely tied. So I'm standing there talking, and suddenly my trousers are down around my ankles, because the baby had grabbed them and tried to pull herself up, and succeeded only in pulling them down.

Oh yeah. I live a glamourous life.

Haha, that had to be a bit embarrassing. I had the same thing happen to me once in a crowded bar. I was ordering a drink and the next thing I knew, I felt a breeze down there because my friends thought it would be funny to pull my pants down to my ankles.

neighbour

man, you can tell you've been living there too long when you start adding u to things when they're not needed. I'm suprised that being from Jersey that you don't spell it as "neighba" :D

[QueenAdrock]

If it makes you feel better Peachy, I'm sure ericlee was in MUCH more need of a leg wax than you.

[ms.peachy]

man, you can tell you've been living there too long when you start adding u to things when they're not needed. I'm suprised that being from Jersey that you don't spell it as "neighba" :D
LOL

I have to write quite a bit for my work and I need to be accurate, and it's for a British audience, so I've just gotten into the habit of using the brit spellings by default, i.e., colour, organise, grey, etc. Saves me having to think too much. I try to avoid thinking wherever possible, ya know?

[ericlee]

If it makes you feel better Peachy, I'm sure ericlee was in MUCH more need of a leg wax than you.

Actually I'm not that hairy of a person but I know something that'll make her feel even more better.

I've got like perma-sock legs. Meaning I have no hair on my legs till about 3 inches above my ankles and it just looks like I'm wearing socks all the time.

Yeah, I don't wear shorts too often because of that. Hmmm, I still can't laugh at myself because of that but I suppose you guys are.. Laughing with me. I hope.

[na§tee]

thinks to self: ericlee has limited body hair. excellent. ericlee file updated.

:cool:

heehee @ your trouser falling incident, miss p. how adorabubble. also, high five for the brit spellings!

i don't have any embarassing-yet-cute stories to tell. i do embarass myself really frequently, but it sure aint cute! i need a baby to provide some laughs.

[QueenAdrock]

Is sneezing so hard you accidentally fart one of those cute-but-embarrassing stories? I haven't decided.

[monkey]

Is sneezing so hard you accidentally fart one of those cute-but-embarrassing stories? I haven't decided.

well, that depends if thinking so hard about chemistry that you let a small one rip during a test is cute but embarrassing too. :o

[Lex Diamonds]

I pulled a guy's trousers down at college once, and he had both his hands full. Accidentally, his boxers came down with them, so he was left standing there talking to a couple of people in the middle of a courtyard with his shit on show. He couldn't pull his trousers up cuz he was holding a suit in one hand and didn't wanna drop it. He had to hand it to someone, after which time hundreds of girls had crowded in front of him to check out his miniscule package. I only saw his hairy ass before I fell over with laughter but apparently he was not very well blessed in the trouser department. The funniest thing is that he's a complete douche "ladies man" (sports pink popped-collar polo shirts), who all the ladies think is disgusting and pervy, and now know is not at all well-endowed.

[camo]

I pulled a guy's trousers down at college once, and he had both his hands full. Accidentally, his boxers came down with them, so he was left standing there talking to a couple of people in the middle of a courtyard with his shit on show. He couldn't pull his trousers up cuz he was holding a suit in one hand and didn't wanna drop it. He had to hand it to someone, after which time hundreds of girls had crowded in front of him to check out his miniscule package. I only saw his hairy ass before I fell over with laughter but apparently he was not very well blessed in the trouser department. The funniest thing is that he's a complete douche "ladies man" (sports pink popped-collar polo shirts), who all the ladies think is disgusting and pervy, and now know is not at all well-endowed.

Isn't Karma great!

[QueenAdrock]

But oftentimes flaccid penii are deceiving because they can grow to more than twice their length, no? Unless he had a boner, there's no way of knowing if he truly was inadequate. Unless it was like, 2 inches, which means that the maximum he can be is 4 inches, which is kinda lol.

[Lex Diamonds]

But oftentimes flaccid penii are deceiving because they can grow to more than twice their length, no? Unless he had a boner, there's no way of knowing if he truly was inadequate. Unless it was like, 2 inches, which means that the maximum he can be is 4 inches, which is kinda lol.
The way he'd go on about his hundreds of imaginary beautiful mid-twenties one night stand sexual conquests I'm pretty sure he was inadequate down there.

The Karma thing makes me imagine it being the flashback part of My Name Is Earl and one day I'm going to have to find him and give him a penis enlarger so I can cross him off ma list.

[camo]

The Karma thing makes me imagine it being the flashback part of My Name Is Earl and one day I'm going to have to find him and give him a penis enlarger so I can cross him off ma list.

make sure its one of those swiss pump ones they always used to have on eurotrash

[Lex Diamonds]

That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!

[ms.peachy]

I can't believe you lot managed to turn a thread about a somewhat embarrassing but perversely cute thing my wee sweet little baby did into one about farts and flaccid penises. You're all sick! Sick, sick people!

[QueenAdrock]

I bet your wee sweet little baby farts all the time. :mad:

[abcdefz]

So, my baby is now nearly 10 months old, and has recently learned how to grab onto things and pull herself up to a standing position. Yesterday I was in the lobby of my building, talking to a neigbour and the building manager and I had put her down on the floor to crawl around a bit, as she was getting heavy when I was standing there holding her. I was wearing a pair of drawstring trousers, and they were only kind of loosely tied. So I'm standing there talking, and suddenly my trousers are down around my ankles, because the baby had grabbed them and tried to pull herself up, and succeeded only in pulling them down.

Oh yeah. I live a glamourous life.



That... that's so beautiful.


*wipes tear*

[abcdefz]

I pulled a guy's trousers down at college once, and he had both his hands full. Accidentally, his boxers came down with them, so he was left standing there talking to a couple of people in the middle of a courtyard with his shit on show. He couldn't pull his trousers up cuz he was holding a suit in one hand and didn't wanna drop it. He had to hand it to someone, after which time hundreds of girls had crowded in front of him to check out his miniscule package. I only saw his hairy ass before I fell over with laughter but apparently he was not very well blessed in the trouser department. The funniest thing is that he's a complete douche "ladies man" (sports pink popped-collar polo shirts), who all the ladies think is disgusting and pervy, and now know is not at all well-endowed.



Maybe he's a grower.

[Lex Diamonds]

*waits for a-z to read the rest of the thread, looking at watch and whistling*

[abcdefz]

Hey, I'm not defending him. But I'm sure it's scientifically possible to have a good sized dick and still be a lousy lay.

[abcdefz]

But oftentimes flaccid penii are deceiving because they can grow to more than twice their length, no? Unless he had a boner, there's no way of knowing if he truly was inadequate. Unless it was like, 2 inches, which means that the maximum he can be is 4 inches, which is kinda lol.


I don't know what the limit is, but this isn't my personal experience.

[venusvenus123]

Hey, I'm not defending him. But I'm sure it's scientifically possible to have a good sized dick and still be a lousy lay.
proven!

[abcdefz]

...you have a good sized dick?

[abcdefz]

:D

[Dorothy Wood]

The way he'd go on about his hundreds of imaginary beautiful mid-twenties one night stand sexual conquests I'm pretty sure he was inadequate down there.

The Karma thing makes me imagine it being the flashback part of My Name Is Earl and one day I'm going to have to find him and give him a penis enlarger so I can cross him off ma list.


maybe he did have hundreds of one night stands, but they were only one night on account of his tiny weiner.




ms. peachy, too bad it wasn't caught on video tape! you could be a youtube superstar, or a america's funniest home videos winner.

[beastieangel01]

Is sneezing so hard you accidentally fart one of those cute-but-embarrassing stories? I haven't decided.

oh man. It's not at all cute but I got so hammered once off sake bombs (okay twice, never again, I swear to god) that I was just puking my brains out all night. The guy I was hanging out with while at my best friends house (now my bf) was there and took care of me but I guess at one point I puked so hard that I ripped a big one.

My best friend thought it was him and they ALL were cracking up and he goes "no actually, that was Crystal. Crystal, you sure you don't want to check your pants just in case? That was a big one!" and I guess I just gave out a "uhhh" moan while my head was still in the trash can.

I am so glad I don't remember any of that. I'm surprised he was still interested in me after that :(

[cosmo105]

^hahahahaha!

this thread is great. i'm tempted to add some hilarious anecdotes of my own.

[QueenAdrock]

less talking about anecdotes, more posting of said anecdotes (!)

[cosmo105]

nothing :o

[zorra_chiflada]

a similar thing happened to me at work actually. i was in the puppy pen and of course all the puppies are jumping up on to me and grabbing my trousers. when there's like five of them pulling at my trouser legs at the same time my pants start sliding down. luckily i can get them back up before any embarrassing incident. pervert puppies :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

nothing :o

:mad:

[ms.peachy]

a similar thing happened to me at work actually. i was in the puppy pen and of course all the puppies are jumping up on to me and grabbing my trousers. when there's like five of them pulling at my trouser legs at the same time my pants start sliding down. luckily i can get them back up before any embarrassing incident. pervert puppies :mad:
aaaaaaaawwwww puppies!

Mattie actually saw her first puppy this week - we were at the park and there was a lad there with an Alsatian puppy, I think he said 11 weeks. TOO CUTE.

[venusvenus123]

knickers!

i have a great puppy story which i will sit down and write properly later, to do it proper justice. zorra i know you will love it!