i dropped an entire brand new bottle of my favorite hot sauce

[cosmo105]

that i brought from home on the floor at work this morning before i had even clocked in.


this does not bode well for the day.

i think i should just go home.

[Rock]

I dropped some sauce this morning too.

[Echewta]

I would recommend listening to the Cars "Heartbreak City" immediatly.

[abcdefz]

Cosmo, I'm a'gonna give you the day off. Enjoy your weekend. (y)

[icy manipulator]

hahaha, it must suck still being friday

[Echewta]

Quick! Tom Tom Club's "Genius of Love!"

[skra75]

I dropped some sauce this morning too.

top-shelf class

[cosmo105]

shattered dreams, bottle
my knish will be so bland
no one knows this pain

[abcdefz]

O snail
Climb Mount Fuji
But slowly. Slowly.

[Echewta]

A bland knish
10 second rule
quickly dip!

[abcdefz]

A bland knish
10 second rule
quickly dip!


:D

[Bob]

O snail
Climb Mount Fuji
But slowly. Slowly.

i think this might be the 5th time i've asked you this (or maybe the 1st, maybe i've just been meaning to ask you 5 times but i've never got around to it), but what's the one about the mosquito? something like "all day i meditate and swat mosquitoes" or something like that?

i probably keep asking you, and you keep answering, and i always forget which thread i asked you in, so i never think to check the answer, but i really wanna know

hot sauce thread, i can remember that

[abcdefz]

I don't remember you asking me that, actually.

Um... are you thinking of

Mosquito at my ear
Does it
Think I'm deaf?


That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

[abcdefz]

I'm doing a search, and it seems that mosquitoes are pretty well-covered in Haiku.

hut's mosquitoes
this damned year, too
feasting


one mosquito
flies down my throat...
an uproar!


swatting prayer beads
at a pesky mosquito...
memorial service



coming to lunch
on the sleeping man...
mosquito



even the mosquito hates
thin legs...
quickly moving on



--Issa

[abcdefz]

What good luck!
bitten by
this year’s mosquitoes too.


HERE IT IS


All the time I pray to Buddha
I keep on
killing mosquitoes.


--Basho

[MC Moot]

I have a black belt in Haiku and a black vest at the cleaners.....what kind of sauce was it?