So if I were going to rent a (an?) Uwe Boll movie

[abcdefz]

...which should it be?


# BloodRayne (2005)
# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)


I read that the guy is just incredibly inept. I probably won't be able to sit through an entire movie of his, but I'm kind of curious to know what people are talking about.

[hpdrifter]

Wow all of those movies are by one person? I am surprised and yet not at all.

Yes, must be incredibly inept

[abcdefz]

He's actually been challenging critics to wrestle him to prove... something.

[beastieangel01]

I would see House of the Dead if I had to sit through one of those.

[abcdefz]

Yeah? Is it at all entertaining?

I'm almost thinking of Alone in the Dark just to see Christian Slater have to wade through that mess.

[beastieangel01]

I haven't seen any of em. I just thought there were zombies in it or something, haha.

So I figured maybe I could handle the awfulness. A little. Barely.

[abcdefz]

This is probably a really bad idea, actually. I'm not sure what I'm punishing myself for.

[Jitters]

I'm not sure what I'm punishing myself for.

I'm not sure either. His bad films are like the stuff of legend.

[Otis Driftwood]

I would see House of the Dead if I had to sit through one of those.
That movie is sooo unbelievably bad! I loved playing the arcade game in Japan and thought that movie was gonna rock, I bought a ticket when it ran in the Fantasy Filmfest but forgot to go. Then I dled it, watched it, was horrified and found out due to some fact that I couldn't delete it from my harddrive. That was true horror!

[ET]

Bloodrayne has titties. Bloodraynez.

[paul jones]

get Dirty Dancing

it's dancetastic(y)