would you rather

[jammytastic]

stomp a pigeon to death or strangle a cat?

i hate pigeons but i think id strangle the cat.

ah whats the craic?

im so cold. i just cant get the heat into me. im just back in from seeing this dude from you're a star playing in a pub. (you're a star is the biggest pile of shite you could imagine kinda like the x factor but made in ireland so you know its just full of cabbage and bacon heads knockin out the auld bryan adams) he was atrocious but we are so very proud of him (the lad comes from my town)

i met a man there last week who happens to be a farmer. hes really quiet and seems afriad of me. perhaps because i went off on a mad one about the use of croke park for rugby. anyway were going out tomorrow and i am very excited. a real life farmer. and not even the slightest tinge of a smell of shite off him.

ah so cold..

right so stomp a pigeon to death or strangle a cat?

[kleptomaniac]

can i just let the cat attack the pigeon and eat it or whatever? :/

[jammytastic]

in an ideal world maybe.

you have to kill or you will be killed. you will be forced to watch your entrie family perish. then you will be raped by a donkey and shoved feet first into a firey furnace.

[Drederick Tatum]

no way am I strangling a kitty. stomping on a sky rat however, is something I could see myself doing.

[Lyman Zerga]

i want to strangle me some pussy (y)

[Paul Kemp]

My balcony has been shat up by pigeons during the winter. The bastards even made a nest underneath my barbecue. I'd gladly stomp one of those filthy pests if I could.

[alruggs]

I just learned that a baby pigeon is called a 'squeaker' about 5 minutes ago. At one point all pigeons were just lil squeakers, tryin' to squeak by.

[ericlee]

When I was at my friend's house as a kid, we were sitting in his basement. He had rat traps outside of the basement window and we heard one of them go off.

We ran outside and saw that a stray kitten had gotten caught in it by it's neck. It's neck was broken and the kitten was barely alive so I stomped on it's head to put it out of it's misery. That moment haunts me to this day. :(

[TurdBerglar]

you did the best thing

[roosta]

It's been a long held fantasy of mine to kick a pigeon as I walk down the street. I'd never actually do it, but when I see one I get the urge just to run up and boot it.

[mikizee]

i went shooting last week, and spotted a roo far away, so i shot, i nailed it in the head. cracking good shot, but when we got up to it i realised that it had a little joey in its pouch, it was a mum :(

so unfortunately we had to kill the little joey too, seeing as it wouldnt survive. it really affected me, and i was quiet for days.

:(

[Lyman Zerga]

dont kill animals at all

it's a huge turn off (n)

[Lex Diamonds]

I would stomp out a rat. I would be like Jimmy Conway in Goodfellas and the rat would be a rodent version of Billy Bass. It would be super cool.

[Lyman Zerga]

I am going to hunt this bitch down and slit her throat.


make mommy proud (y)

(no sarcasm added)