Have you ever

[Lex Diamonds]

experienced someone who swears to look cool? Like they use far too many cursewords and incorporate them woodenly and unnecessarily into their sentences. You can tell they're doing it to look like a hero from an action movie or something. Like when a complete nerd says "what the hell?!" you can tell they're trying hard, they're not quite brave enough to say "fuck", but think they're badass anyway for getting "hell" in there.

[Freebasser]

I swear all the time.

If you don't, you aren't allowed to call yourself Northern.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah my brother's as Manc as they come and he swears like a trooper. I'd probably swear about twice as much if I hadn't moved dahn 'ere in my formative years.


PS
Oi Aid, guess who's going to the last game of the season at Old Trafford (West Ham)? That's right, it's ME. And if we win the league, that will be speech and trophy time! I'm well excited. :D

[Drederick Tatum]

yeah, Heiress was constantly swearing, but using these weird Canadian words. she must've called me a moon slurper like 50 times.

[cosmo105]

she called me a maple honker. :(

[Freebasser]

Oi Aid, guess who's going to the last game of the season at Old Trafford (West Ham)? That's right, it's ME. And if we win the league, that will be speech and trophy time! I'm well excited. :D

Shit, son... nice one.

Me mate says he might be able to wangle us a few hospitality tickets to a match or two through some woman he knows at his office. Apparently she gets them for free cos her boyfriend is involved with the club and she was sitting next to Denis Irwin and eating a free meal at the Portsmouth cup game back in January.

I should buy/steal a suit just in case (y)

[TurdBerglar]

i sound like dennis leary

[Dorothy Wood]

maple honker. hee hee.


I confronted one of my best friends in 8th grade about this type of thing. I told her that she sounded like she only swore to act cool, and she got really mad. it was true. she sounded like an idiot.

I swear all the time, just not around kids, old people or my mom. everyone I work with swears like a sailor.

[zorra_chiflada]

my dad was a sailor and my mother is from jersey city. in kindergarten i got sent home for swearing. i suppose it's because it's perfectly acceptable in my house, i never got in trouble for it. i am reknowned at work as "the girl that swears a lot for no reason." i also like to be creative with my cusswords. a few favourites of mine are "crapshit," "fucksticks" and "dickwipe"

[Kid Presentable]

I called my Dad a cunt when I was 4.

[Lyman Zerga]

i only swear when i talk with my mum or sister or onswine

[Bob]

i don't talk much but when i do i think i tend to swear

i dunno really, it's hard to remember

i think i like to complain a lot, that's all

[Otis Driftwood]

I know a girl who has a strange variant of tourette. She swears half the time and the other half shes rapping. I'm serious she loves the following the most:
"We don't want no n******s with small dicks"
"Still bigger than hip hop"
and "Let me hear you say nah nah nahnahnah"
The other half shes saying stuff "Shut the fuck up bitch" "Bitch" and "I'll fuck you and your whole crew". She can do two bottles of vodka a night so I wouldn't say she's doing this to be cool (anymore)...

[camo]

I swear all the time.

If you don't, you aren't allowed to call yourself Northern.

My parents cuss like sailors. I can't believe they used to tell me off.

I was once grounded for a week because I told my brother he was a 'selfish little prick' when I was 9.

[ggirlballa]

at times i swear in english and spanish.

pinche shitbag!

[mp-seventythree]

i sound like dennis leary
You mean like a piss poor copy of Bill Hicks?

[Johnny Railroad]

oh yeah I swear all the time when something doesn`t work like I want it to !

like " verfickte scheiß Hurenkacke verdammte ! " or like " kurwa jebana motherfuking eschek sikerim ! "

so my favourite is , kurwa ! thats the bad polish guy inside me ...


its heatlthy for ur soul because u feel better after u swear , its like problems wasting , so i had myself under control whenn liitle KIds or Customers near me !

[Johnny Railroad]

I know a girl who has a strange variant of tourette. She swears half the time and the other half shes rapping. I'm serious she loves the following the most:
"We don't want no n******s with small dicks"
"Still bigger than hip hop"
and "Let me hear you say nah nah nahnahnah"
The other half shes saying stuff "Shut the fuck up bitch" "Bitch" and "I'll fuck you and your whole crew". She can do two bottles of vodka a night so I wouldn't say she's doing this to be cool (anymore)...


i want to meet her ! lmao ! can u caught this on TApe or Mp3 ?

[QueenAdrock]

GOD YES. And she did it in this annoying little voice, like the goth kids on South Park. She was like "God, I just want some fucking diet fucking soda. It's just like, I'm so fuckin' thirsty but I don't want the fuckin' calories, I just want some fuckin' diet soda. I'm gonna go to the fuckin' store and pick up, like, a fuckin' case of it and just fuckin' drink the whole thing down."

I SHIT YOU NOT. I wanted to punch her in the throat. Wow! Using the word "fuck" 40 times in a row makes you awesome. Please tell me how to do this. I got a headache within the first 5 minutes of being around her. Apparently she talks this way to all her friends, and all her family. I seriously hope she doesn't slip out of character and talks this way to potential employers. :rolleyes:

[jabumbo]

i pretty much never swear, but it usually doesn't bother me when people do it a lot. i've never run into anyone who was overly abusive about it though. although, i do remember one time when my friend was really drunk one time, he got to the point where it looked like he had just ran for his life and was breathing heavy and every couple seconds he would say fuck under his breath, and this lasted about 5 minutes as he slowly started to wear down

[beastiegirrl101]

people who swear, can't find a better word.

I get potty mouth when I drink...but other than that, I don't really swear at all. fuckers.

[QueenAdrock]

I casually swear too much. Mostly hell and crap, though. Shit and fuck occasionally.

[Slimboy Fat]

I casually swear too much. Mostly hell and crap, though. Shit and fuck occasionally.

"Hell" and "crap" aren't swear words. Jesus, "shit" and "fuck" barely make it in my book, you soppy cunt.;)

[yeahwho]

I really find it unappealing if somebody is swearing out in a public area where kids are. I had a blowout with some dumb bitch in Costco just yesterday who was going on and on by the entrance in full fucking glory because her husband lost her Costco card,

every other word was abusive and loud as she bitched at the goofy counter door guy (who didn't say a word as families strolled by with there kids)

I unleashed and told her to put a plug in her gross pie hole so the kids can just enjoy the afternoon here. She gave me a glaze for about two seconds and realized everybody in the immediate area had her pegged to be what she was, an idiot.

I am very intolerant of swearing outside the cyber world. It seems lazy and counterproductive to whatever fucked up point one is trying to make.

I am a sailor, I've been involved with the waterfront and boats since I was 13. I work with "World Class Cusser's" right up there with Samuel L. Jackson

[QueenAdrock]

"Hell" and "crap" aren't swear words. Jesus, "shit" and "fuck" barely make it in my book, you soppy cunt.;)

I consider it a swear word if it's something you wouldn't want a child to say. Most kids will be repremanded by saying "What the hell?" or "What's this crap?" They're not serious swears, which is why I use them all the time. But they're still words I should probably keep out of my workplace.

[camo]

I know a girl who has a strange variant of tourette. She swears half the time and the other half shes rapping. I'm serious she loves the following the most:
"We don't want no n******s with small dicks"
"Still bigger than hip hop"
and "Let me hear you say nah nah nahnahnah"
The other half shes saying stuff "Shut the fuck up bitch" "Bitch" and "I'll fuck you and your whole crew". She can do two bottles of vodka a night so I wouldn't say she's doing this to be cool (anymore)...

imagine her putting her tourettes into context in a hip hop battle. That would be sweet