OLDER WOMEN

[Auton]

ah yes.. the elusive older woman. i've kind of fallen for a woman who is "older" than any of the girls i've gone after in the past... any of you guys ever have any experiences with this? i'm talking like, an over 5 year difference. So yeah... I'm kind of not experienced with shit like this. any suggestions, fellas?

[DandyFop]

suck on her clit

[Auton]

haha duly noted

[Paul Kemp]

I've had a 4 year difference. Is that close enough?
I knew she was older but she didn't realize that I was younger and she was a bit wary at first, but once she saw my penis she didn't mind.
I prefer older women though. On average they tend to be more mentally stable than the ones younger than me.

[Otis Driftwood]

On average they tend to be more mentally stable than the ones younger than me.
That'd be nice but not true. They're women fer gawds sake. Mental stability is their holy grail or the carrot dangling in front of the donkey...

[paulb]

ive had a 14 year diff relationship...and its still going great! (y)

[icy manipulator]

haven't been out with a girl that's been even a year older than me. my best friend, who's 22 as well has been fucking a 47 year old for nearly a year. that's older than his mum, and she has a son who's 21. and he's pleasant enough to tell me all the gory details (n)

[na§tee]

but once she saw my penis she didn't mind.
hah. riiiiiight.

auton, as i believe, um, aaliyah said (when she was fucking r. kelly) age aint nuttin but a number, going down (!!) aint nothing but a thing. or was it getting down? hell, by dandy's advice i'd take the going down, thankyouplease!

[funk63]

younger girls are better.

[camo]

On average they tend to be more mentally stable than the ones younger than me.

Including the geriatric ones?

[Yeti]

My wife is only 1 year younger but in my single days I was a dog. In my 30s I dated women in their 20s and one gal that was 19. I use the term dated loosely so as not to sound like a cad. I saw a woman in the grocery the other day that was in her early 50s. She had workout tights on and I thought she had a nice caboose. She was also very pretty. I felt like Carl from Caddyshack without the rubber boots and supply of synthetic cheeba.

Life is too short to worry about age if you are single. Who knows? If a person catches your eye and you fancy a drink and a talk why not. You may end up clicking and bumpin ugly. That is not such a bad thing unless she is really old and has flabby back fat (and for you ladies-- gonads to his knees).

[Vic Colfari]

If you're going to date older women you should know that PEZ was originally intended to adults and didn't move into the kids market until 25 years after its creation.

PEZ candy was invented in 1927 by an Austrian food company executive named Edward Haas III. The original candy, basically a compressed sugar tablet flavored with peppermint oil, was marketed as an alternative to smoking. The name came from the first, middle and last letters of the German word for peppermint:

PfeffErminZ.

[Echewta]

5 years difference? Thats really not a big deal, is it? Umm, listen to more early 90s music so you have something in common?
I wonder what branch of the military she served in during WWII.

[abcdefz]

In high school I dated a woman who was 30. That lasted until my parents met her.

But anyway... if you're compatible as far as maturity goes, there shouldn't be a problem. Don't sweat it. Just treat each other like human beings. Five years isn't much, once you're an adult.

[abcdefz]

haven't been out with a girl that's been even a year older than me. my best friend, who's 22 as well has been fucking a 47 year old for nearly a year.



That sounds pretty ideal, actually. They're both pretty much peaking. Good for them!

[paulb]

In high school I dated a woman who was 30. That lasted until my parents met her.




what happened there?

[abcdefz]

They made me break up with her. Oh, man, did they freak out.

Funny thing is, my mom recognized her, because she worked the deli at one of the local stores. So they'd chatted up many times and been all friendly and now were meeting face to face under a completely different context. So it was an interesting scene.

[paulb]

They made me break up with her. Oh, man, did they freak out.

Funny thing is, my mom recognized her, because she worked the deli at one of the local stores. So they'd chatted up many times and been all friendly and now were meeting face to face under a completely different context. So it was an interesting scene.


how old are you? maybe ill hold off introducting my girlfriend to my parents then...

[Auton]

60

[abcdefz]

how old are you? maybe ill hold off introducting my girlfriend to my parents then...



I'm 40 and 1/4 now. I was 17 then.

[g-mile7]

Yea older women....yea

[b-grrrlie]

Am I old enough? ;)

[TAL]

*åker till Stockholm*

[Johnny Railroad]

younger girls are better.

younger girls suck ! so my last was 5 years younger and a friend of mine had now an 18 one and he is 27 so it takes not a good end ......

i play with the mind to go to a Ü30 PArty and play some " Resteficken " ...

[g-mile7]

Am I old enough? ;)
Yes miss, oh yea!

[Lyman Zerga]

younger girls suck ! so my last was 5 years younger and a friend of mine had now an 18 one and he is 27 so it takes not a good end ......

i play with the mind to go to a Ü30 PArty and play some " Resteficken " ...


a man with class

just like my dad, he is dating a 17 year old again
it better be not joel!

[Johnny Railroad]

just like my dad, he is dating a 17 year old again
it better be not joel!

second spring ? ....

[Lyman Zerga]

second spring ? ....

more like the 47iest spring

[Junker]

I had 4 relationships (not a serious thing tho) with girls 5 years older than me in a row. All friends of my sister in law. And I say its not a big deal. They were the best girls I had. And I also was in a relationsip with a girl around 18 - 20 years older than me. So, I definitely cant see a problem in these relationships. My suggestion: go for it.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

ive had a 14 year diff relationship...and its still going great! (y)

Are you serious?

My ex was 6 years my senior, but acted 3 years my junior.

I found out that maturity and age don't always coincide.

[g-mile7]

I had 4 relationships (not a serious thing tho) with girls 5 years older than me in a row. All friends of my sister in law. And I say its not a big deal. They were the best girls I had. And I also was in a relationsip with a girl around 18 - 20 years older than me. So, I definitely cant see a problem in these relationships. My suggestion: go for it.
Thanx ;)

[Junker]

Thanx ;)

You're welcome. ;)

[g-mile7]

Older women=more cunning, vicious, scandalous cerbal assains....and I spelt shit wrong but whatever U had it coming


*inserts MiniDV tape into camcorder*

[BangkokB]

Older Women. Or as like to call them, women the same age as me.

Go for it and use the you're Old Card more than a senior citizen likes to clip coupons

[g-mile7]

I want to have babies wit chu!
No U dont...U want 2 cut me....












































and my heart :( man

[g-mile7]

Older Women. Or as like to call them, women the same age as me.

Go for it and use the you're Old Card more than a senior citizen likes to clip coupons
Genuis line

[SugarInTheRaw]

No U dont...U want 2 cut me....


Life is too short to worry about age if you are single. Who knows? If a person catches your eye and you fancy a drink and a talk why not. You may end up clicking and bumpin ugly. That is not such a bad thing unless she is really old and has flabby back fat (and for you ladies-- gonads to his knees).

Not sure which one gets "Laugh of the Day" from me, but thanks for both of those posts.

[g-mile7]

Not sure which one gets "Laugh of the Day" from me, but thanks for both of those posts.
Welcome I need somethin 2 cover tha yolk/pie in my face






































And tha tears :( I thought I knew older women but all I knew,watched and learned was flawed








thanks alot Golden Girls :(

[DaLock]

I tried the older women thing but they die and shit.

[g-mile7]

bump ;)

[Auton]

wow congratulations on being a complete fucking goober

[g-mile7]

i wasnt talkin' about u

[cookiepuss]

a five year age difference isn't really that big, unless like, you're still in high school and she's like, not.

if she were 10 or 20 years older that would be something...but 5 meh...barely even an older woman.

write us again when you're dating Dame Judi Dench (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1395/DameJudyDe_Grani_405649_400.jpg) or something.

[Auton]

a five year age difference isn't really that big, unless like, you're still in high school and she's like, not.

if she were 10 or 20 years older that would be something...but 5 meh...barely even an older woman.

write us again when you're dating Dame Judi Dench (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1395/DameJudyDe_Grani_405649_400.jpg) or something.

it was a joke thread! i was coerced into making it by another board member. look at the original post- when do i ever make posts like that?

[cookiepuss]

- when do i ever make posts like that?

there's a first time for everything.
:D

[ericlee]

I seem to attract older, and I do mean OLDER women.

Once while driving, I drove past a dock where people get off a boat after partying. Some drunk and fat granny was with her friends and saw me at the stop sign. She stopped right in front of my car and lifted her shirt to me. I saw the biggest freakin blue veined stretch marked titties ever. I almost puked.

Also once I delivered pizzas to a nursing home and one crazy old lady came scooting up to me in her wheelchair and pinched my ass and did sort of an Indian war cry.

[marsdaddy]

It might be the Granny Porn t-shirt you're always wearing!

[befsquire]

Yeah, pretty much busted there Autie.

autie? for real?

my definition of busted and your definition must be way off, because i don't see where cookie's post busted him for anything.

[jabumbo]

she likes it rough

can you handle that mute?

[AceFace]

I seem to attract older, and I do mean OLDER women.

Once while driving, I drove past a dock where people get off a boat after partying. Some drunk and fat granny was with her friends and saw me at the stop sign. She stopped right in front of my car and lifted her shirt to me. I saw the biggest freakin blue veined stretch marked titties ever. I almost puked.

Also once I delivered pizzas to a nursing home and one crazy old lady came scooting up to me in her wheelchair and pinched my ass and did sort of an Indian war cry.

hahahaha. you poor thing. i wonder if that war cry grannie did it on a dare or something.

can you see little old grannies daring each other to do stuff? to funny.

[Auton]

I guess my point is, as she pointed out, just because he hasn't ever made a thread like this, doesn't mean that he couldn't ever make a thread like this. So yeah, she busted him trying to pass this off as a joke thread when in my opinion, it wasn't.

No shame in it though Auton. I'd totally hit kll, and she's like 63.

skye and i were talking for awhile, and she wanted me to make this thread to provoke cosmo, who she doesn't/didn't like or whatever, hoping she would IM me like "wtf r u going after skye." of course cosmo isn't a complete dipshit, and therefore didn't really care. i mean REALLY-

So yeah... I'm kind of not experienced with shit like this. any suggestions, fellas?

who the FUCK writes something like that seriously? i don't give a rats ass what any of you people have to say about relationships. joke thread. it's nice that you have your little opinion though.

ps: yeah i'm a complete fag for talking to skye in the first place, let alone talking about the board.

[cookiepuss]

can you see little old grannies daring each other to do stuff? to funny.

I sure can. cause when you're that old why the hell should you care anymore about social niceities? seriously, you're gonna die soon, so live it up!


and now for something completely different....

So wait....there's still beef between Skye and Cosmo? oh wait, they are both veggies so perhaps I should change the word "beef" to "conflict"
I thought that was dunzo.

[cookiepuss]

Cosmo is Skye.


^ no. no.

they were just separated at birth. They don't know it yet, but one day they'll wake up in a crappy movie and find out they are actually twin sisters with psychic abilites.

[AAPSTUDIOS]

By the way Auton, I was just fucking around here. So this thread wasn't about you and Skye, cool. So you talk to Skye off of the board, cool. Jabumbo and I have taking long walks on the beach, and have even shared a paddle boat. It's no big deal.
CMUTE'S FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!

[Randetica]

whats the big deal about her? shes hardly ever around

[marsdaddy]

whats the big deal about her? shes hardly ever aroundBut when she is around, she's really around!

[Knuckles]

YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING LIAR !!!!!!!!!!!

You guys were doing a little more than talking eh?


High five Auton!

Whoooooo!

[Knuckles]

HELL NO !!!

HE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO!!!

A LYING PSYCHO !!!

But he's hung like clydesdale right?

[Echewta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s

[Auton]

:rolleyes:

[g-mile7]

hahahhahahaha this thread made me giggle then (though I couldn't LOL) and it makes me giggle now.