I am wearing a suit

[The Notorious LOL]

I look very handsome in said suit ;)

[The Notorious LOL]

ok ;)

[Bob]

i'm wearing a tie

not a suit, i don't even have my shirt tucked in and also i'm wearing jeans, i'm just wearing a tie

i have a writing assignment due tomorrow, and i have to work on it all day today. if i wear a tie i feel more professional, is my logic

however, i seem to be posting on the internet mostly

[The Notorious LOL]

I feel very professional in this suit. I went to a gas station to buy sodas and I scoffed at the common people.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah but I finished that like an hour ago but I am still wearing it cuz I am handsome in it.

[Yeti]

You should loosen your tie and rumple your hair then go in a pub and pull up a stool to the bar and order a double then say--It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah I kind of pictured myself all ruddly faced off gin and tonics doing ZZ Top karaoke after a long day of bidness in my suit.

[Yeti]

Make sure to sing----Workin for the Weekend. Loverboy rocks!

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah I would do Sharp Dressed Man, Workin For The Weekend, and Walking On Broken Glass for a drunken trifecta of handsome suit wearing.

[beastieangel01]

yeah but I finished that like an hour ago but I am still wearing it cuz I am handsome in it.

hahaha.

how'd the other two interviews go? you said one offered, and the other one will. are you passing on those?

[The Notorious LOL]

#1 I told them I need to wait to make my decision. #2 I am waiting for a call back. I hate to leave the first one hanging so I just called the HR lady and explained that I am just waiting to make my final decision but wanted to follow up with her. It would suck if I push out the timeline too far on #1, and they need it done ASAP, and #2 says "naaah" so the waiting game eats a penis.

[beastiegirrl101]

why are you looking for a new job anyway?

[The Notorious LOL]

sick of my current one, not related to my field of study, building smells funny.

[Echewta]

I'm sure it suits you.

[venusvenus123]

;)

[Documad]

This is why a dress code isn't a bad thing. When you look good, it makes you feel good, and you act in a more professional manner. Or at least that's what my boss tells me.

[roosta]

I have a serious problem with dress codes in places of work that arnt open to the public. I work best when i am most comfortable and shirts and ties in an office are not comfortable

that said, i do enjoy the opportunity to rock a suit. I think its cause I dont have to wear one daily that I enjoy it. I think all men like to occasionally wear a suit.

only good thing about funerals too.

[QueenAdrock]

Any man + good tux = pure sex

[DIGI]

Any man + good tux = pure sex

That explains it.:p

[roosta]

Tuxes are gay, like the proper tails and dickie bow ones. But regular suits I can imagine are pure sex.

[Otis Driftwood]

That's good for you. Hope you make your CAREER!

[Pres Zount]

I got my suit for free when the suit place was throwing out the suits with cigarette burns in them. It doesn't fit properly.


I want one with tails and a tophat and also a monacle.

[na§tee]

i like suits which are classic but different. like, dark dark grey pinstripe instead of your normal black. yes. YES I DO.

[QueenAdrock]

Tuxes are gay, like the proper tails and dickie bow ones. But regular suits I can imagine are pure sex.

No way, like James Bond tuxes when he's playing poker and shit.

HOT! YEAH! (http://www.theconnection.org/content/2002/10/23/1023jamesbond173.jpg)

[skra75]

I have to buy a suit. It is similar to holding a red-hot-poker to my eye, since I am easily one of the most frugal fuckers on planet earth and would much rather spend my 768.99 on a winter coat and three nice pairs of jeans that I would get a shitload more wear out of.

Still need a suit. Suits are fly, I shouldn't bitch. I'm cursed with having good taste and won't allow myself to buy a cheap suit.

[na§tee]

No way, like James Bond tuxes when he's playing poker and shit.

HOT! YEAH! (http://www.theconnection.org/content/2002/10/23/1023jamesbond173.jpg)
aaahahaha. i dunno. whenever i see stuff like that it reminds me of p diddy or something :( also it must be frightfully inpractical.

kilgour (http://www.kilgour.eu/collections/ss06/05/) make them some badass suits. but i doubt anyone here can even look at a savile row tailored suit without crying at the price tag. is it even worth it, i wonder? probably. it must be a cool experience getting fitted and choosing fabrics and what not. it's a suit only for you and your body. COOLIO.

p.s. this is how you should NOT wear suits (http://www.dege-skinner.co.uk/). i.e. look like a total tory boy. sorry, potential board conservatives.

[skra75]

I have designs on a john varvatos suit.
oh my god that sounded so faggy.
shit.
:(

[abcdefz]

You should loosen your tie and rumple your hair then go in a pub and pull up a stool to the bar and order a double then say--It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear.



NORM!

[Yeti]

I loved Norm's one liners. One of my favorites.....Sam is complaining about a woman and Norm says.....women ya can't live with 'em....(pause)....pass the beer nuts.

[abcdefz]

Can you imagine how much fun the Norm-entrance one-liner pitch meetings must've been?


"I'm on top of the world, Coach.... which, unfortunately, is a dismal spot in Greenland."

[Yeti]

I have always wanted to be a roundtable quip writer:mad:

I do it here on the BBMB to quell my frustration.