Fold or Crumple The Toilet Roll?

[Big Gus]

Well? Do you fold it up carefully or "scrunch"?

Fold FTW!

[Bob]

scrunch

it's about to touch my asshole, it doesn't need to be tidy

[Big Gus]

I heard "scrunching" was the "American way"?? I dont get it.

I fold. If it's "heavy flow" I "bandage" that shit up.

[Bob]

I fold. If it's "heavy flow" I "bandage" that shit up.

uhh

i'm not sure we're talking about the same thing anymore

[Big Gus]

You know, wrap the toilet roll around your hand like an Egyptian Mummy...

[ericlee]

I'm such a perfectionist that I iron my t.p. before it touches my ass.

[Lyman Zerga]

i iron and fold it

[Bob]

I'm such a perfectionist that I iron my t.p. before it touches my ass.

i run mine through the wash first

[b i o n i c]

i make origami flamencos out of 'em

[QueenAdrock]

scrunch

it's about to touch my asshole, it doesn't need to be tidy

ahahha seriously

[Kid Presentable]

I'm a builder. I construct a fortress of loo-roll (using probably 17 or 18 packets) and run at it backwards with my feculence pointed proudly at the outside world.

[pshabi]

wet-ones

FTW

[g-mile7]

I prefer to us my hands.

[na§tee]

I'm a builder. I construct a fortress of loo-roll (using probably 17 or 18 packets) and run at it backwards with my feculence pointed proudly at the outside world.
dear sweet LOLing jesus. i am totally imagining a loo-roll (hey is that a brit-ism you picked up or do you australians use it too?) effigy of freakin' camelot with your exposed ass gently caressing its borders. thanks.

[beastiegirrl101]

if you fold you can get a second wipe out of it.

[abcdefz]

I fold.



*throws in cards*

[Yeti]

if you fold you can get a second wipe out of it.


This thread is disgusting!

A second wipe is an accident waiting to happen.

[abcdefz]

Not if you have thick toilet paper. I like Northern Ultra Poop or whatever it's called.

[adam_f]

I have Chinese immigrants wipe my ass. I pay them in respect.

[QueenAdrock]

Not if you have thick toilet paper. I like Northern Ultra Poop or whatever it's called.

I just let out an inappropriate guffaw during work. Luckily my co-workers have learned the hard way to not ask what I'm laughing about.

[abcdefz]

:D


Glad I could be there for ya. (y)


Yeah. I just came up with that, and it gives me the snortles, too.

[g-mile7]

if you fold you can get a second wipe out of it.

thats just nasty.

[Johnny Railroad]

I don`t use the paper ! I save trees , I´m a tree-hugger ! so I use the scrubber ! most effective way to get the shit outta me ! (!) :cool:

[abcdefz]

I use the scrubber ! most effective way to get the shit outta me ! (!) :cool:



I would've thought allowing you to register on a message board was the best way. :D

[abcdefz]

It blows me away that anyone would not fold and go for the next wipe.

You fuckers must use a hell of a lot of toilet paper.

[kll]

It blows me away that anyone would not fold and go for the next wipe.

You fuckers must use a hell of a lot of toilet paper.
(!)

[adam_f]

I don't want to touch my twosie so I'll never second wipe with the same piece.

[Yeti]

I will use an entire roll of toilet paper to avoid shit finger.

[Kid Presentable]

Plus shit is a pressure-stinker. When folded upon, it's perfume escapes. Like when our niece squelches around in her nappy.

[Big Gus]

The "crunch" method is too random, it can "unfold" quickly and there's a chance of "shit fingers".

Definately fold. It can stretch to 2 wipes.

[Kid Presentable]

Actually I 'crunched' on a poorly scissored slimer (Technical lingo, I know) and it couldn't have been a worse thing to do. I was there for aaaaaages.

[ScarySquirrel]

Scrunch... and that's all I have to say about that.

[Bob]

you know, based on this thread, i gave folding a try today...i sort of hate to admit being wrong, but it's much better

no goddamned way i'm folding it over to use it twice, though...it's got shit on it, i'm pretty much done handling the thing

[Lyman Zerga]

I will use an entire roll of toilet paper to avoid shit finger.

lol like wrapping a whole toilet paper roll around your fingers up to your shoulder so that no shit happens!



and it's one of my life goals to become a wet wiper!

[mikizee]

I heard "scrunching" was the "American way"?? I dont get it.

I fold. If it's "heavy flow" I "bandage" that shit up.

a shitten mitten?

[adam_f]

I'll be honest, folding is pretty pleasant for the anus.

[ggirlballa]

I'll be honest, folding is pretty pleasant for the anus.

yes it is damn it

the other way leaves ur asshole all hurting lol insert homo joke here

[Dorothy Wood]

scrunching is ridiculous. folding is way faster. you just roll it around your hand a couple times and there it is, a nice folded roll. sometimes I moisten it with water from the tap as well.

POOP

[hitmonlee]

a loo-roll (hey is that a brit-ism you picked up or do you australians use it too?)

only old people and people from the country and "kath and kim" types say loo.

kath and kim=nice but tacky i suppose

edit: and kid p. but he's different, being not from here and all.

[Kid Presentable]

only old people and people from the country and "kath and kim" types say loo.

kath and kim=nice but tacky i suppose

edit: and kid p. but he's different, being not from here and all.
Not being from earth.

[Otis Driftwood]

Embrace technology:

http://www.core77.com/blog/videos/toilet_paper_folding_prototype_5709.asp

I don't envy certain countries for their all-too-thin paper. Luckily germans are hard shitters so you get industrial strength here. I can't remember the last time I tore through one...

[abcdefz]

I don't envy certain countries for their all-too-thin paper.




...ever been in a country where you don't put paper in the toilet? Just throw it in the waste bin instead?

It takes some getting used to.

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm intrigued and disgusted at the same time. And I'm thinking of southern France... :D

[abcdefz]

I dunno about France. This was in Costa Rica.

[Otis Driftwood]

Got an explanation? Further use as fire source or fertilizer? Collecting DNA fingerprints?

[abcdefz]

Weak plumbing. Paper clogs the toilets, so you just don't do it.

[Johnny Railroad]

Weak plumbing. Paper clogs the toilets, so you just don't do it.

! otherwise I have to come and fight against the clog ! But its interesting what people throw in toilets ! hmm best before you go to lunch , cause ur apetite will grow .......

[Dr Deaf]

scrunching seems like what poor people would do. it's so inefficient too.

may as well use a handful of leaves, so uncivilized.

we usually rock charmin ultra, but last week i chintzed out and got angel soft. i figured if it's what they're using in heaven it'd be gold on earth. wrong.

i won't do that again. from now on, nothing but the very best shit tickets for my family's asses.

on topic: i absolutely hate having to drop a deuce immeditately after getting out the shower. such a waste. if i have enough time, i'll shower again.

[Yeti]

Drop a deuce. Ha! Classic.

I have used a handful of leaves and scrunching toiletpaper should not be compared to getting bark on your arse.

Red Foxx did an entire X-rated routine about washing your ass before oral sex. I agree that shitting right after a shower is an abomination.