have you ever caught someone doing something really embarrassing?

[b i o n i c]

like caught a glimpse of your female neighbor digging for gold up her nose?

[b i o n i c]

the grammar of my question is giving me a headache

[cookiepuss]

voyer

[b i o n i c]

you mean voyeur...

she was looking at the mail on the way in. what a perv

[QueenAdrock]

I was in Georgetown one time and this yuppie in a bidness suit in a BMW was singing his heart out and doing hand motions and everything, with the windows rolled up. He then looked to his right (where I was in my car staring and smiling) and he immediately turned red and looked SO embarrassed. He slammed on the gas pretty fast once the light turned green.

[adam_f]

One time I saw myself masturbating in a mirror and I started blushing because I've never seen a tackle box that big before.

[mikizee]

One time I saw myself masturbating in a mirror and I started blushing because I've never seen a tackle box that big before.

happens to me all the time.

[b i o n i c]

QA, the rabbi is on to catch a predator again... pretty embarrassing

[Documad]

I was going to bump that thread because it's still pissing me off. I can't believe it's on TV again. Why is that show on every week? WTF.

[ericlee]

While I was in the army I knew my friend's combination to his room and I walked in once.

He was at his computer with a bottle of jerkins surfing some porn sites.

[beastieangel01]

just embarrassing stuff from me.

I was singing like crazy in my car while on the freeway. going all out. I figured no one would notice.

a car full of guys comes up on the left, matches my speed, and all four guys in the car imitated my singing and dance moves, laughed, then sped off :mad: :o :(

[jennyb]

Ok, so the women's bathroom at the office is undergoing a bit of a remodel and is out of service. Therefore, we ladies must use the men's restroom at the moment. Well there's a lock on the door and it's a one person type of bathroom. Yeah. I just go strollin down the hall the one day and whip the 'unlocked' door open to find the guy from across the hall taking a piss. :eek: ... so after then, I figured I'd knock everytime before entering. Well, no one else does it and it felt a tad weird after awhile. So i quit knocking and just whipped open the door again one day to find one of the guys who works on the building in there doin his business!!! Cripes! Don't guys think of locking the door? Jeez. This hasn't happened to my other co-workers who DO NOT knock prior to entering. Just my luck I guess. :(

[b i o n i c]

i dont think he minded

what kind of business?

[jennyb]

Not like he was making calls and emailing folks ... just the numero uno type a business. Eek, god forbid it was anything deuce-like. But yeah, to catch the guy doin that lil shake thing you guys have to do.... *shudder* Just too weird.

[Junker]

happens to me all the time.

Eeeewwww..............you also look at adam masturbating?

[QueenAdrock]

QA, the rabbi is on to catch a predator again... pretty embarrassing

I SWEAR ITS MY FIRST TIME! WE WERE GOING TO GO AND TALK! AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH TALKING AND BACK RUBS, I DO IT TO ALL MY 13 YEAR OLD BOYS I TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH.

...Awww, shit. :(

[QueenAdrock]

I sing in my car all the time. I don't care who sees/hears me.

Guys seem to think it's cute. I got caught out singing "Whip It" once with my window down at some traffic lights, and the passenger in the taxi beside me laughed and told me I could whip him. hah.

I totally rock out. Today I almost ran into the back of a van on the freeway because I was singing "Push Up" and trying to drink my Boost and gawking at some roadworks stuff.

Me too! I rap in my car and if someone sees me I give them the "What up!" head nod. I don't even curr. I think it would have been less embarrassing if the dude did something like that instead of being like :eek: :( when he saw me.

[abcdefz]

A friend of mine once showed me footage of he and a couple of other friends running into these girls, trying to clown on them, which then turned into my friend trying to lead one to Christ. It was insane, but he was really proud. I tried to explain to him how there's no way these girls could not be hostile toward him when he's gone from making fun of them and insulting them to "Jesus loves you and wants you to have joy." He really felt like the power of the Holy Spirit was speaking through him, and I couldn't make him see that his was not a loving gesture. I was so embarrassed for him because he wasn't even aware enough to be embarrassed for himself. I challenged him to take the video to his pastor, let the minister see it, and ask for his reaction, but he refused.

[camo]

my mate Joe told me a story the other night how a group of chavs drove past him and a few mates and slowed down to hurl abuse and junk at them, when the driver failed to realise that he was veering away into the traffic on the otherside of the road.
When he did he panicked, accidently slammed on the gas and hit a tree.

He then got out and shouted that his dad was gonna kill him! The dumb fuck had nicked his dad's car

I wish I was there to see that (y)

[abcdefz]

I got really drunk one time at a friend's house in eighth grade and leaped out the window, ran through the snow in my underwear, then hugged a tree with arms and legs, yelling, "I loooove youuuu, treeeee!" repeatedly until my buddy coaxed me back inside.


Ahhhhhhh vodka.

[Yeti]

Are you Martin Lawrence?

[paul jones]

my mate Joe told me a story the other night how a group of chavs drove past him and a few mates and slowed down to hurl abuse and junk at them, when the driver failed to realise that he was veering away into the traffic on the otherside of the road.
When he did he panicked, accidently slammed on the gas and hit a tree.

He then got out and shouted that his dad was gonna kill him! The dumb fuck had nicked his dad's car

I wish I was there to see that (y)
that would have been a funny thing to have seen(y)

[abcdefz]

Are you Martin Lawrence?



Not yet, not yet.

[icy manipulator]

I sing in my car all the time. I don't care who sees/hears me.

Guys seem to think it's cute. I got caught out singing "Whip It" once with my window down at some traffic lights, and the passenger in the taxi beside me laughed and told me I could whip him. hah.

I totally rock out. Today I almost ran into the back of a van on the freeway because I was singing "Push Up" and trying to drink my Boost and gawking at some roadworks stuff.
i cant control my horrible singing if some Nik Kershaw, Phil Collins or Rick Springfield comes thru the speakers:o

[Yeti]

****Crazy Gross Story Alert****

I was in my local pub. It was near closing time at 1:30am. I was working the door. The pub had a very strange mix of people at all times. Punks, Hippies, Working Class, Bikers, Gay People, Writers, Musicians, etc. The Pub always did very well because people liked the dysfunctional atmostphere. The motto of the pub used in ads was--a dysfunctional family restaurant. Anyway, some of the regulars were very strange. The 2 offending characters in this embarrasingly gross story were happy hour patrons but because they were drunks would sometimes stay until close. One man was an older (early 60s) very opinionated drunkard from Boston. He moved to Richmond, Va and would hangout arguing from politics to social issues. He was someone you would move away from so not to get into a conversation. The other man was a gay man that was sickly. I do not know if it was alcohol or just his health but he used a walker.
Ok, here we go........The bathroom doors were smoked glass so you could see shadows if the lighting was right. I went back to the pub office to get a broom and saw 2 figures in the men's bathroom. I looked but could not tell what was happening. I went and got the bartender. He looked and pushed the door. It was not locked. The door opened and to our horror the guy with the walker was bent over holding his rocker and the other guy was humping him. I wish I had never seen this and I immediately walked away. I could hear Bob, the bartender yelling...what the fuck!!!! And a minute later he was ushering them out of the pub. Of course they were banned from the pub but why in the Hell would they return after such a despicable act! They were both staggering drunk.
Sorry for this story. I wish it were untrue but some people are complete degenerate alcoholics.
I hate repeating this sorrid story. I would rather talk about the biker girl that got on the bar and took off her top and danced to Led Zepplin. ...but the guys humping in the bathroom is easily the most embarrasing caught in the act happening ever.
There was another Irish Pub down the road and I would see the older New England guy hanging out at the bar arguing and talking. I guess that was his new hang-out.

[abcdefz]

Maybe the opinionated guy lost a bet.


Nice visual, by the way.

[na§tee]

oh god, never mind someone else, i embarass myself daily.

[Auton]

I got once doing something i shouldnt have done while on the phone by the person i was talking to

[Yeti]

How?

[na§tee]

I got once doing something i shouldnt have done while on the phone by the person i was talking to
oooooooohhhhhh! i gotcha. wow. if it's what i'm imagining the worst of situations to be, that's gotta be pretty crushingly embarassing. impressed! (y)

[abcdefz]

I got once doing something i shouldnt have done while on the phone by the person i was talking to



What'd your mom say?

[abcdefz]

oh my

[b i o n i c]

how fitting that i would post this thread yesterday...


today, im on the subway, listening to music, mindin my own business... im leaving my elbows on my knees. looking through my ipod... when i see a metrocard fall between my feet. so im not sure if its mine, i sort of go to pick it up, then i look to see if anyone is going for it. just then i hear "dont fucking touch that motherfucker..." - i put my foot on it to pull it closer.. "i said don't touch it!"

so i look up and there's this guy with grey hair in his sixties holding a tape measure, pulling it out. at first i looked around elsewhere, i couldnt tell who was talking, i pull it a little closer... "my broder is dead. he will come get you..." i look up and its grey haired guy talking to me. "i was getting it to see whose it was"... total disconnect. he wasnt hearing me. "i said dont touch it and you touched it, now i am angry.." so i put my foot on the metro card, kick it over in his direction and laugh.... "damn..." i say

so dude, get up and starts yelling at me, "my broder is dead and he will come get you... i am going to kill you, when i die, i am coming to get you... " i look around with a half smile and look of disbelief", the dude rambles on...
"the spirits they're around you, and they will kill you... see what you did? you didnt listen to me, for that you will die... i swear on my dead brother i will kill you, 160 points! you are going to die...."

then he turns around and goes to walk away, smacks his face straight into a pole.... "ARGHGHGH!!!!! you see what you did to me?!!?! i swear i will kill you!!!! you see my face??!?! YOU DID THIS!!!!" goes around the pole and walks away.

he leaves the car, and everyone laughs quietly at him. embarassing.

[Dorothy Wood]

how fitting that i would post this thread yesterday...


today, im on the subway, listening to music, mindin my own business... im leaving my elbows on my knees. looking through my ipod... when i see a metrocard fall between my feet. so im not sure if its mine, i sort of go to pick it up, then i look to see if anyone is going for it. just then i hear "dont fucking touch that motherfucker..." - i put my foot on it to pull it closer.. "i said don't touch it!"

so i look up and there's this guy with grey hair in his sixties holding a tape measure, pulling it out. at first i looked around elsewhere, i couldnt tell who was talking, i pull it a little closer... "my broder is dead. he will come get you..." i look up and its grey haired guy talking to me. "i was getting it to see whose it was"... total disconnect. he wasnt hearing me. "i said dont touch it and you touched it, now i am angry.." so i put

my foot on the metro card, kick it over in his direction and laugh.... "damn..." i say

so dude, get up and starts yelling at me, "my broder is dead and he will come get you... i am going to kill you, when i die, i am coming to get you... " i look around with a half smile and look of disbelief", the dude rambles on...
"the spirits they're around you, and they will kill you... see what you did? you didnt listen to me, for that you will die... i swear on my dead brother i will kill you, 160 points! you are going to die...."

then he turns around and goes to walk away, smacks his face straight into a pole.... "ARGHGHGH!!!!! you see what you did to me?!!?! i swear i will kill you!!!! you see my face??!?! YOU DID THIS!!!!" goes around the pole and walks away.

he leaves the car, and everyone laughs quietly at him. embarassing.



dude. they're totally gonna get you now. :(

[b i o n i c]

the 160 points thing made me wonder

[DustSucker]

A couple of days ago I was at a friends house and his girlfriend was there too. We were sitting around his computer and I wanted to put on some music, but there were still a couple of movies in his winamp playlist that were something his girlfriend wouldn't like to see him having on his pc. But I hadn't realised that yet so I put them on, which resulted in my friend slamming alt-f4 as fast as he could before the action started. Lucky for him his girlfriend didn't notice xD

Well it's not really "caught in the act" but i can imagine it was still pretty embarassing to him.

[b i o n i c]

was he watching "glitter" again?

[DustSucker]

nah, he may be dirty, but he ain't that dirty.

[b i o n i c]

there was a cute asian chick in college who used to invite me to study with her all the time, she was really cute but im wasnt into asian chicks at all then. i knew she wanted to get it on, she was kind of aggressive. so one time i gave in and went up to her room, we used to study in the library, but she said she wanted to be more comfortable. i was pretty excited, i go up with her...

all of the rooms had a sink in a closet, so i go there to wash my hands and there's a HUGE fat booger clinging to the side of the sink. that wouldnt really bother me that much, but for some reason that enormous thing coming out of that tiny thing... grossed the shit outta me.

i decided i wasnt up for it, and i go to in a few minutes... when i do, she literally gets in front of the door and blocks me from leaving.. if she went back after i left, i think she might have been embarassed.

[Lyman Zerga]

jolankane at using a smiley! and it was even a friendly one!