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ASsman
03-13-2007, 10:40 PM
If you have ever thought about airplane accidents, its usually a huge amount of unlikely events happening all at once. You know , like someone flushes the toilet in the airplane, sets off the fucking electrical here and burns out this chip and then a duck hits the pilot and then the autopilot stops working, and then theres an earthquake so the tower doesnt know what the fuck is going on , and Jesus resurects.

Driving is so much more dangerous, so stop fucking driving while you drink your coolata with a motherfucking spoon. Fucking Jesus.

jackrock
03-13-2007, 10:50 PM
My dad's plane was hit by lightning 2 days ago.

But I agree, driving is more dangerous.

Otis Driftwood
03-14-2007, 03:55 AM
Coconuts are more dangerous than all the worlds animals put together.

QueenAdrock
03-14-2007, 08:24 AM
Well yeah, flying is the safest way of traveling. Think about how many plane crashes there are per year, and then think of how many car crashes there are per year. "Car crashes" is in the top 5 "reasons for death per year in America" I believe. A few spots behind cancer and about 5,000 spots above terrorism.

I'm thinking of writing a letter to my congressman today to get these assholes to stop fucking talking on the phone when driving. I can easily point out on the road who's talking on the phone at any given time, because they're the jerkoff who's kinda drifting over to another lane, then drifting back to theirs, and then once they get a full drift to the other lane, they put on their signal to tell everyone they're doing it though they've already made the lane switch. You can just TELL they're distracted.

If all studies prove that talking on the cell when you're driving is an equivalent to drunk driving, and drunk driving is illegal, WHY the fuck is cell phone usage okay?

paul jones
03-14-2007, 08:25 AM
what about flying the millenium falcon through an asteroid field being chased by Tie Fighters?


surely

DustSucker
03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
Well yeah, flying is the safest way of traveling. Think about how many plane crashes there are per year, and then think of how many car crashes there are per year. "Car crashes" is in the top 5 "reasons for death per year in America" I believe. A few spots behind cancer and about 5,000 spots above terrorism.
But is it that safe percentage-wise? because there must be like 5000 cars for every airplane or so. plus, getting a driverslicence is a walk in the park compared to be allowed to fly an airplane. dunno, just a thought (:

cell phone usage in traffic (that includes bicycles) is prohibited here in holland. i have a handsfree set in mine (y)

venusvenus123
03-14-2007, 03:27 PM
no shit sherlock!

ASsman
03-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I'll shit on your sherlock