:(

[Lex Diamonds]

Life is a cunt.

[Planetary]

chear up homie.

[Otis Driftwood]

Does this mean you're back in the market with those of us that hustle daily for their share of booty or IS THIS ONE OF YOUR DIRTY TRICKS? :confused: :confused:

[Johnny Railroad]

Life is a cunt.


?? thats the reason i got an permanent boner !

[paul jones]

Life is a Penis

[Lex Diamonds]

I got 99 problems and a bitch is no longer one. Yeah.

[paul jones]

I got 99 problems and a bitch is no longer one. Yeah.
get down the boozer mate and pull a slapper(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

BITCHES AIN'T NOTHING BUT HOES AND TRICKS!
Will you seek distraction by:
a) Binge drinking
b) Humping a wallflower type
c) I will sit at home and mope like a schoolgirl

?

[Lex Diamonds]

I've already taken untold amounts of drink and drugs since 10am today and plan to carry on well into tomorrow until I pass out. I will also mope around and generally feel sorry for myself.

[Lex Diamonds]

Suck my dick, before it gets lonely.

[paul jones]

I've already taken untold amounts of drink and drugs since 10am today and plan to carry on well into tomorrow until I pass out. I will also mope around and generally feel sorry for myself.
go and get a new bird mate,there's millions out there(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

I've already taken untold amounts of drink and drugs since 10am today and plan to carry on well into tomorrow until I pass out. I will also mope around and generally feel sorry for myself.
In that case, switch off your cellphone or you might do something you'll regret later on...

[Lex Diamonds]

go and get a new bird mate,there's millions out there(y)
Yeah that's what a few of my mates have said but she's being all like "oh let's have a break I still wanna be with you" so basically if I get back into playing the game then it will automatically kill any chance of getting back together. Fucking women are pricks.

[cookiepuss]

Yeah that's what a few of my mates have said but she's being all like "oh let's have a break I still wanna be with you" so basically if I get back into playing the game then it will automatically kill any chance of getting back together. Fucking women are pricks.

why does she want a break? Maybe she wants to see other people but is trying to keep you on ice in case it doesn't pan out.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah that's what a few of my mates have said but she's being all like "oh let's have a break I still wanna be with you" so basically if I get back into playing the game then it will automatically kill any chance of getting back together. Fucking women are pricks.

That's lame, man. She can't have both. I absolutely hate it when I hear girls say that, because that says to me that they got scared and want space/to see other dudes, but they still want you around in case that doesn't work out. Fuck that. Don't put up with that shit.

Edit: Cookie beat me to it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Part of the reason she gave is that she has a lot of work to do over the last couple of months of college and her parents are pressuring her to spend less time with me and concentrate on that. To me that sounds like a pathetic excuse to break up with someone so I am suspicious of there being someone else. But I don't think she's just going to try it on with random people and use me as back-up, she seemed more decisive than that.

[QueenAdrock]

So what's with the whole "I want to stay with you" part? I don't get why she'd say that.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah neither do I. The whole thing just seems ridiculous to me. Like she doesn't want to let me go (so I can get over her quickly) but she's still unwilling to try and 'work it out' or whatever......

[QueenAdrock]

Kick that bitch to the curb and go out drinking with your buddies tonight.

[cookiepuss]

she's in college, time to stop listening to what mommy and daddy want and do what she wants. that's what i would say to her.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's not that easy to kick her to the curb though, I got SUCKED IN. She said all this shit to me about how she felt and expected me to say it back to her, I did but the thing is I actually meant it and she never did.

I think I'm just gonna wallow in self-pity for a few days. (y)

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, from personal experience, people who listen more to what their parents want and not what they want tend to be spineless pussies. PUSSIES!

I'm real sorry, Padster. I know how much it hurts. And it's totally cliched, but you'll be better in a few months and you can move on. The waiting for everything to heal game really sucks, though. :(

[roosta]

Life gets a bad rep.

[abcdefz]

Yeah, from personal experience, people who listen more to what their parents want and not what they want tend to be spineless pussies. PUSSIES!




but.... the girl is only twelve, Queen.

[skra75]

Nows you're chance to hit a hot Jamaican girl bro.
Or Thai twins.
Go make it happen sir

[beastieangel01]

you were speaking highly of her too. sorry to hear this.

you'll be alright (y)

[Rock]

You know theres otha, you know that theres otha
You know theres otha, you know that theres otha
You know theres otha, you know that theres otha
You know theres otha, you know that theres otha................

[Planetary]

I reminisce, try to clear up all the myths
For an imaginary kiss with you again
Not even friends, though I wish that I could mend
Like a tailor and be olive oyls number one sailor
I ams what I am, still I falls like an anvil
Shes heavy on the mind sometimes its more than I can handle
But men arent supposed to tumble into the den b
Macho, but I hancho like pancho will give in
Family oriented, but not oriental
A dame is supposed to claim ya even if you drive a pinto
A hero is a sandwich, and a manwich is a meal
A marriage is a paper, are they fakin or for real?
Whats the deal dabbers? will you go tumbling after
Your man and take a stand or will you help him roll faster?
The reason why I ask you is because Im sick of this
Bitch lickin drip drip from a niggaz benefits
He doesnt even suit ya and hes surely not ya size
Im surprised that you slept on a heart thats worldwide
And when ya open up ya eyes, babe, my mate, I really wish
That ya dont bruise a limb, as ya swim with otha fish in the sea
In the sea that is

[Kid Presentable]

Chin up, pad. It'll be alright. Maybe she does have a lot of work on. Your British class system puts a lot of pressure on people involved in scholastic pursuits to do really well.

[na§tee]

sorry, padstuh :(

it's pretty lame-oh of her to draw a line in the sand re: your relationship yet still be like "oh but if you have any interest in another person then that's it! over! even though we're not, uh, together.." though.

i don't believe in 'having breaks'.

good luck though, p. i'm raising a glass of guinness to you.. in my miiiiind.

[Planetary]

ill raise several for you on saturday :)

[Kid Presentable]

He should watch some porn and get stoned.

[ggirlballa]

i say go buy some hoookers!!$$$

no but seriously thats does suck vato, you'll get over her in time, when one door closes, another one opens...

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks, brothers and sisters. At least the internet will always love me. Who needs human contact anyway? There's no need to leave the house. :)

[Lex Diamonds]

In one single moment your whole life can turn round
I stand there for a minute starin' straight into the ground
Lookin' to the left slightly, then lookin' back down
World feels like it's caved in - proper sorry frown
Please let me show you where we could only just be, for us
I can change and I can grow or we could adjust
The wicked thing about us is we always have trust
We can even have an open relationship, if you must
I look at her she stares almost straight back at me
But her eyes glaze over like she's lookin' straight through me
Then her eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity
When they open up she's lookin' down at her feet

So then I move my hand up from down by my side
It's shakin', my life is crashin' before my eyes
Turn the palm of my hand up to face the skies
Touch the bottom of her chin and let out a sigh
'Cause I can't imagine my life without you and me
There's things I can't imagine doin', things I can't imagine seein'
It weren't supposed to be easy, surely
Please, please, I beg you please
She brings her hands up towards where my hands rested
She wraps her fingers round mine with the softness she's blessed with
She peels away my fingers, looks at me and then gestures
By pushin' my hand away to my chest, from hers

Tryin' to pull her close out of bare desperation
Put my arms around her tryin' to change what she's sayin'
Pull my head level with hers so she might engage an'
Look into her eyes to make her listen again
I'm not gonna fuckin', just fuckin' leave it all now
'Cause you said it'd be forever and that was your vow
And you're gonna let our things simply crash and fall down
You're well out of order now, this is well out of town
She pulls away, my arms are tightly clamped round her waist
Gently pushes me back and she looks at me straight
Turns around so she's now got her back to my face
Takes one step forward, looks back, and then walks away

[Otis Driftwood]

So Pads, had enough drinks last night?

[Lex Diamonds]

I dunno I had about 10 pints and 5 bottles and some cans of Stella, I went to bed at like 10 cuz I couldn't stay up anymore and I just woke up at 6am, felt like shit since. Will start drinking again soon.

[Otis Driftwood]

I went to bed at like 10 cuz I couldn't stay up anymore
Yeah, I thought so when you said you were already in your cups at six yesterday...
Do you go to college or what? Will not someone miss you if you're locked up with all that liquor?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yesterday I got sent home from my first lesson cuz she said I didn't seem fit to work or some shit... then I went to the handy pub across the road and got trashed, met a boy with some chronic, smoked a few large joints, and went back in to college. I don't know why, I was in no state to go to any lessons. I just sat around with some of my mates then one of them took me off to a park and we got some cans. Then I went home and drank bottles and my other mate came round and we went to the pub by my house.

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) Sounds like it was a good day. Keep some of that chronic handy for when you're done with your last day of drinking. That'll be one SOB of a grey, depressive day which'll make you feel all emo unless you blaze one up!

[Lex Diamonds]

9.25am, just started on the Stella again. (y)

[na§tee]

perhaps not the best idea, padster, but it's understandable, i guess.

watch some richard pryor or spaced or something. stand-up soothes the soul. laughter is, er.. the best medicine?

[Lex Diamonds]

Me and her used to always watch Spaced together when we finished early on a Thursday. :(

[Otis Driftwood]

Is it raining where you live? I hate boozing early unless I'm taking a walk. See how people look at you holding a can this early (best wear some Rocca Jeans for max effect). But that's for you to decide. It's not like anything will actually help you at this moment... ...or in the next months.

[na§tee]

er.. uhhh. oh. god. :( i suck at this!

there are two ways you can go about this which are just extremes:

one. drink and drink and drink and drink. stay in bed sobbing until your cheeks are raw and you have a permanent lump in your throat. purposely watch sad movies and listen to sad songs and watch forlornly as whatever energy you once possessed evaporates in a big depressive mist.

two. drink and drink and drink and drink - but be jolly! perhaps avoid comedy series with simon pegg but nevertheless try to amuse yourself best you can. fanny about on the internet. make a BIG purchase all for yourself. like, oooh, a games console or some gadgety thing or whatever. who cares if you don't have any money. money can't buy you love, right? but it CAN buy you happiness :cool: laugh bizarrely at the stupid people trying to make you feel better on the interwebs. eat chips. repeat.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's a sunny day, I'm going to try and go to college and just deal with it. I'm scared to leave my house with a beer though cuz my neighbours will probably throw an intervention or some shit. Anyway, thanks for the kind words dudes.

[Otis Driftwood]

It's a sunny day, I'm going to try and go to college and just deal with it. I'm scared to leave my house with a beer though cuz my neighbours will probably throw an intervention or some shit.
What? :eek: They throw an intervention like a witch throws a hex? Is a britizen not entitled to drink this early in public? That's paradox cause your pubs are closing so early.
It's (y) you're goin to college, though. Respect!

[Lex Diamonds]

College was shit. She just spoke to me and said all that bullshit about not wanting it to be over and "needing space". Seriously, women are fucking evil.

[mikizee]

Needing space isnt good.

Be done with it, and soldier on like I know you can.

[Otis Driftwood]

Maybe. I have no clue. Tell her you give her all the space she wants but you need to fuck her at least once a week. Just say that otherwise you'd have to look elsewhere if you think you can get away with it. During sex say: "What's my name?" to her a lot...

[QueenAdrock]

It's a sunny day, I'm going to try and go to college and just deal with it. I'm scared to leave my house with a beer though cuz my neighbours will probably throw an intervention or some shit. Anyway, thanks for the kind words dudes.

Are you all allowed to have alcohol in public? We have to conceal it in paper bags, and people all pretend to have no idea what's in there.

If she's going to fuck around with your emotions, do what's best for you and tell her you don't want to talk to her anymore.

[hpdrifter]

See I don't know, I guess I disagree with most people. Sometimes people just need a little time to themselves. If she's trying to concentrate on school and finishing up that's understandable. I mean of course you can decide whether you're prepared to do that for her. And if you can't that's a valid choice.

I don't think she necessarily wants to be apart from you either, its probably hard for her too but finishing up school is very important and its only for a semester or quarter or whatever you guys have over there, right?

Hang in there cos.

[QueenAdrock]

^That's also true, but a lot of girls say they need space and are really busy but mean something else. A lot of girls mean just that, they need time and are stressed out and whatever else, but a lot of girls are just unsure about the relationship and don't know what else to do other than telling them they want a break. They don't want to say they're unsure about the relationship and they want to take a time-out to re-evaluate how they feel because it'll hurt the dude's feelings, so they blame it on something going on in their life (too much work, school, family pressure, etc).

Girls can just be downright confusing sometimes.

[skra75]

er.. uhhh. oh. god. :( i suck at this!

there are two ways you can go about this which are just extremes:

one. drink and drink and drink and drink. stay in bed sobbing until your cheeks are raw and you have a permanent lump in your throat. purposely watch sad movies and listen to sad songs and watch forlornly as whatever energy you once possessed evaporates in a big depressive mist.

two. drink and drink and drink and drink - but be jolly! perhaps avoid comedy series with simon pegg but nevertheless try to amuse yourself best you can. fanny about on the internet. make a BIG purchase all for yourself. like, oooh, a games console or some gadgety thing or whatever. who cares if you don't have any money. money can't buy you love, right? but it CAN buy you happiness :cool: laugh bizarrely at the stupid people trying to make you feel better on the interwebs. eat chips. repeat.

Very good advice.
I'm sorry Padster to hear about this.
LOL told me some good advice when I was served a shit sandwich and that advice is 'there is no good advice'.
spend time with your homies (read:mates) and throw back a few. Or stay at home get lit with Patrón and play FPS a whole lot lol.
eventually, you'll regain your wonderfully assy demeanor again and girls will be much easier to talk to.
I was a fucking wilty mess until I took a trip to NYC with my best friend last summer. Then after I went to California and I swear I cam eback a different person.
You'll do OK bro. The next couple of weeks will suck alot but after that you'll be fine.

[paul jones]

College was shit. She just spoke to me and said all that bullshit about not wanting it to be over and "needing space". Seriously, women are fucking evil.
fuckin ell. if she needs space she needs to move to the countryside.You can't get space in London village innit(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I just realised drinking Bushmill's straight from the bottle is a bad idea... about half a bottle too late. Bewteen that and the beer I've had today and not eating I'm starting to feel the effects. I've also realised that being brain-numbingly pissed is lots more fun when you tell people about it on the internet.

[Lex Diamonds]

fuckin ell. if she needs space she needs to move to the countryside.You can't get space in London village innit(y)
Yeah she's a fuckin idiot, unfortunately I'm in love with the girl. What a sucker eh.

[Echewta]

have a few more jars of the black stuff.

[paul jones]

Yeah she's a fuckin idiot, unfortunately I'm in love with the girl. What a sucker eh.
indeed my friend.

I just went down B&Q and got 3 bags of some soil stuff for the bit by the driveway where there used to be a hedge but now a new fence which I weeded yesterday.some of the worms must have been pissed off but fuck 'em aye(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks everyone. It's kinda back on for a bit cuz I was too pussy to say 'fuck you' when she "realised she'd made a mistake"... I'm pretty much prepared for a full break up now though so it probably won't last long. No doubt this thread will be resurrected in a couple weeks/months with even more bitterness and binge drinking. Anyways, thankyou all, I was pretty fucked up for a minute. Let's pretend this never happened and I can go back to being an emotionless sarcastic insult generator.

Fuck you all, I need another beer. Bitches aint shit.
[Eazy-E lyric]
etc.

[Echewta]

Date men. They are so much easier.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would, but I just don't have the ass for it.

[QueenAdrock]

If you really don't see it working out in the long run, I'd suggest to cut it off now. Dragging it out if you foresee it happening again in a little while would be pretty painful, I'd think.

[Otis Driftwood]

Thanks everyone. It's kinda back on for a bit cuz I was too pussy to say 'fuck you' when she "realised she'd made a mistake"... I'm pretty much prepared for a full break up now though so it probably won't last long. No doubt this thread will be resurrected in a couple weeks/months with even more bitterness and binge drinking. Anyways, thankyou all, I was pretty fucked up for a minute. Let's pretend this never happened and I can go back to being an emotionless sarcastic insult generator.

Fuck you all, I need another beer. Bitches aint shit.
[Eazy-E lyric]
etc.
(y)
And, lest I forget, fuck you too, you spineless worm!

[Lex Diamonds]

It's over now, so all this wasn't for nothing. :)

[Lyman Zerga]

stupid question but do people your age even have like "long" relationships?


luv 2 da max

[ffcp]

I'm very very :'(

[Lex Diamonds]

stupid question but do people your age even have like "long" relationships?


luv 2 da max
The only old couples you see who are still happy together have been together since they were like 12 so yeah I guess it does happen.

[Lyman Zerga]

The only old couples you see who are still happy together have been together since they were like 12 so yeah I guess it does happen.

hardly ever happens though

and people are bigger sluts these days

[Planetary]

i agree, bitches ain't shit :(