While I usually don't go for the skinny model types...

[skra75]

I'd totally hit this (http://www.xlarge.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/dn-3asp.jpeg)

[Yeti]

Isn't that Paris Hilton?

[paul jones]

Isn't that Paris Hilton?
yeah,trying to be 'street'

[skra75]

yeah,trying to be 'street'

does not matter. I'd slam that in a second.

[g-mile7.5]

what appealing about it?

[abcdefz]

does not matter. I'd slam that in a second.



I'll arrange the shots right away.

[skra75]

what appealing about it?

I'd wrap those ponytails around my hand like Santa's reindeer reins.

[cookiepuss]

I'd wrap those ponytails around my hand like Santa's reindeer reins.

so basically you'd fuck anything with pigtails?



I'm sorry but she makes me vomit. I'm pretty sure she's not real. she's a Fembot!

[Yeti]

Pippi Longstocking better hide under Chris Hansen's desk.

[skra75]

so basically you'd fuck anything with pigtails?


Good question. Probably not, I've seen some pretty hideous girls with pigtails walking out of "torrent" at the mall. :(

[abcdefz]

I saw a picture of Paris Hilton her in Newsweek where she actually looked very attractive. I was stunned.

[beastiegirrl101]

that girl is skin and bones!

[afronaut]

Is this a joke? She's hideous. Downright hideous. Especially in that picture.

Ugh, god. Ugly bitch.

[cookiepuss]

she's very shinny in that picture too.

[beastieangel01]

I have to admit, I'm disappointed.

ahaha@ the torrent comment though. cough. mean!

[skra75]

yeah whatever, you guys are gay.
fellas, tell me you wouldn't hit that if it was right there.
please now.
I like a girl with a caboose sure but paris in this specific outfit / hairstyle gets the exception. If she was wearing Air Max 90's on top of all that I might pass out.

[cookiepuss]

ok well she is wearing and XLARGE halter so I'll give you that.

[afronaut]

yeah whatever, you guys are gay.
fellas, tell me you wouldn't hit that if it was right there.
please now.
I like a girl with a caboose sure but paris in this specific outfit / hairstyle gets the exception. If she was wearing Air Max 90's on top of all that I might pass out.
No, I wouldn't. For one thing, she has herpes. But she's just ugly. Her face, she looks like a tranny hooker. a greasy tranny hooker. God she's ugly. Everything about her in unattractive, especially in that picture. The only way I would fuck that is for money. I have standards, you know.

[cookiepuss]

I think skra is very unaware of her STD situation that has been made very official.


I'm unaware of it too. how is it offical? did her doctor send a press release?:confused:

[cookiepuss]

the idiots who bought her crap, took pictures of her perscription bottles and posted them on the net. I would consider that pretty official since she is a WHORE.


cool!


I would wager that most of Hollywood has herpes though. they are all pretty much whores.

[Rock]

does not matter. I'd slam that in a second.
top-shelf class.

[beastieangel01]

though I do dig the shirt, someone else probably dressed her for that photo.

[na§tee]

yes, someone else probably did dress her. rosario dawson or jessica alba or someone else could wear it better.

she is extremely unsexy. she's said herself that all her boyfriends say she is sexual, but not sexy. anyone who has watched her sex tape can vouch for the fact that she looks like a thoroughly bored piece of meat through all of it. not participatory or turned on at all. it's quite upsetting. she sort of looks like a disabled child getting fucked. okay, so perhaps that's a little extreme. ha.

[skra75]

No, I wouldn't. For one thing, she has herpes. But she's just ugly. Her face, she looks like a tranny hooker. a greasy tranny hooker. God she's ugly. Everything about her in unattractive, especially in that picture. The only way I would fuck that is for money. I have standards, you know.

wow....I guess your right. crap.
no I would not hit that. :(

[cookiepuss]

yes, someone else probably did dress her. rosario dawson or jessica alba or someone else could wear it better.

she is extremely unsexy. she's said herself that all her boyfriends say she is sexual, but not sexy. anyone who has watched her sex tape can vouch for the fact that she looks like a thoroughly bored piece of meat through all of it. not participatory or turned on at all. it's quite upsetting. she sort of looks like a disabled child getting fucked. okay, so perhaps that's a little extreme. ha.

+1(y)

[skra75]

I've been convinced.
That's fine my girlfriends hotter than her anyways and has dark hair.
Blondes are lame.

[beastiegirrl101]

Blondes are lame.


.

[hpdrifter]

I've been convinced.
Blondes are lame.

Success!

[Lyman Zerga]

I've been convinced.
That's fine my girlfriends hotter than her anyways and has dark hair.
Blondes are lame.


skra is back!

[BowieCokeMirror]

i'd bang her just beacuse she is a dirty slut.

[ET]

gawdbodie. her hair need to be closer to the color of her skin. all albinoed or George Hamilton (http://www.thebloom.com/images/celebrities/2006/george-hamilton-large.jpg) orange leather n shyt. then shed be a dyme peice.

[abcdefz]

yeah whatever, you guys are gay.
fellas, tell me you wouldn't hit that if it was right there.
please now.
I like a girl with a caboose sure but paris in this specific outfit / hairstyle gets the exception. If she was wearing Air Max 90's on top of all that I might pass out.


wrong wrong wrong just wrong

[HEIRESS]

I feel like I just witnessed an intervention

way to have the courage to put down the skinnyblondes pipe and get on with your life skra!

[hpdrifter]

I think generally he wasn't into Paris, just liked the outfit and hair.

[b i o n i c]

if she wasnt such a well known filthy cunt, i'd hit it too.

[b i o n i c]

and i dont go for that type either

[DIGI]

I'd fist her.

[Otis Driftwood]

I'd fist her.
...on the nose!

[DustSucker]

^ double hahahahahahaha