Joel!!!

[Vendetta]

Ummm anyone know where Gday.Joel has gone to??? He's been missing for a few days now. His mum rang me yesterday, all his stuff was packed up and he took all his clothes and his laptop. I know he posts on here a lot, he's linked me to a bunch of stuff so I know he talks to you people all the time. And I'm wondering whether he said anything to you? I shouldn't worry too much because it's Joel, then again I do though because it's Joel. I don't want to worry about him so if anyone knows anythign please tell.

Thanks.

[zorra_chiflada]

uhh
yeah ok

[Vendetta]

this is not a joke......

[Vendetta]

Joel!!!

If you read this the call your parents, they have already called the police to search the town. Just let them know where you are!

[icy manipulator]

he said he'll be back in a few days to me last night on msn

[hitmonlee]

he logged into myspace today

[Vendetta]

he said he'll be back in a few days to me last night on msn

Is this true? Where is he? How did he get internet access? I haven't seen him on msn in a while now and he's usually on 24/7. If you talk to him again can you please just get him to call one of us.

[hitmonlee]

. (http://webcontent.harpercollins.com/images/australia_large/0007229275.jpg)

[Otis Driftwood]

Is this true? Where is he? How did he get internet access? I haven't seen him on msn in a while now and he's usually on 24/7. If you talk to him again can you please just get him to call one of us.
Nice try, Joel! :cool:

[icy manipulator]

i dont know, joel was saying some weird shit last night

[Otis Driftwood]

:confused: Like becoming a roadside poet?

[icy manipulator]

he was saying something about heading up to townsville for a bit or something like that

[Otis Driftwood]

He'd have to go all the way up to Cairns to get to an airport... Townsville kinda bored the shit outta me...

[Lyman Zerga]

been a few days since we talked on msn

hope everythings ok

[The Notorious LOL]

who the hell honestly checks up on friends whereabouts on internets messaging boreds?

[Vendetta]

i dont know, joel was saying some weird shit last night

Weirder than normal? Cause a lot of the time hes brutally insane. which is why I tend not to worry at first because its just joel and this is the shit he does, but we havent heard from him in 4 days now. if you talk to him again just tell him to give us a call or something please.

who the hell honestly checks up on friends whereabouts on internets messaging boreds?

this wasnt the first place I checked man, but I need to ask every where and I know he talks to some of you people a lot, and apparently if hes telling the truth, one of you has talked to him about this

[Pres Zount]

hahahahaha


My guess is that he is actually gay. :/ and he can't face you people.

[Vendetta]

what do you mean?? this is not a joke.

[Pres Zount]

I mean he's gay, and he doesn't want to be around YOU. I'm not even sure if I am joking.

[Vendetta]

That doesnt make any sense

[ggirlballa]

*suspicous*

i don't know what to believe

[Vendetta]

*suspicous*

i don't know what to believe

what do you mean?

[ggirlballa]

what do you mean?
meaning i don't know if i should believe that joel actually is M.I.A or that you're an alias

[Pres Zount]

I'm with you ggirl, sometimes it's the ones we love that you can't trust.

[Vendetta]

I am serious. and we, his family and his friends would seriously like to know where he is, he hasnt called or anything. and being gone for 4 days is pretty scary. this is not a fucking joke

[Pres Zount]

A person can't physicaly be "online" you know, he has to be somewhere "in real life".

[Vendetta]

what are you talking about!?

[ggirlballa]

if he took his laptop with him then sooner or late he might get online.

IF

[Vendetta]

if he took his laptop with him then sooner or late he might get online.

IF

yeah someone in this thread said they talked to him, if they are telling the truth

[kll]

This thread bothers me since this HAS happened before on the board with exar and he turned up dead. Disturbing!

[Vendetta]

We still havent heard from him, has he talked to anyone here? I dont know what to think, this isnt unlike joel, hes kind of weird/crazy and doesnt think things through and just does stupid stuff. but never anything like this.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, he called me and said "Make sure you tell people on the Beastie Boys Message Board I'm OK, because everybody who knows me knows that the website which I have been a member of for a couple of months is the number one spot to check for news on my whereabouts".

[abcdefz]

V --

Don't know if you're real or not, but anyway.

One reason you'll find that people will think this is suspect is that we've had two different people fake deaths here at the BBMB, and it looks, well, pretty much exactly like this. So, yeah.

[Vendetta]

fuck you man Im trying everywhere I can because i want to know where he is and it turns out he did talk to one of you

[icy manipulator]

btw ppl should know that it's 432am in brisbane atm

[Vendetta]

so?

[Lex Diamonds]

From what I've seen of Joel he isn't dumb enough to fuck off without telling anyone what he's doing, and he is crafty/bored enough to pull a stunt like pretending he's gone missing. So excuse my cynicism.

If he's dead I will cry.

[Vendetta]

well it looks like I have wasted my time

[Lex Diamonds]

For a first time user, how did you know to post in Beastie Free? Surely with this being a Beastie Boys site, you would expect to reach more people in Beastie General?

[Vendetta]

Because im not an idiot, I can read what each forum is for

[cookiepuss]

you said he's kinda weird/crazy...is there a documented mental health issue? History of depression? hurting himself, etc?

[abcdefz]

fuck you man Im trying everywhere I can because i want to know where he is and it turns out he did talk to one of you


Just trying to give you a frame of reference for why everyone's not swarming your thread with concern, V.

[beastiegirrl101]

interesting user name....ya know since you're just looking for your friend.

[Vendetta]

you said he's kinda weird/crazy...is there a documented mental health issue? History of depression? hurting himself, etc?

no no no, nothing like that. he just does really stupid stuff, I dont think that he thinks it through all the time. like he once took a shit in a cupboard at school.

[Vendetta]

Just trying to give you a frame of reference for why everyone's not swarming your thread with concern, V.

no man I wasn't talking to you then but the guy above you

[Lex Diamonds]

Stop e-gobbling my e-dick and go find him then. You're a shit friend.

[b i o n i c]

you guys, if you lost your friend, you wouldnt be spending this much time on the message board, i think... i guess, other than keeping the thread visible

making a thread and leaving contact information might be enough, eh?

[Rock]

One reason you'll find that people will think this is suspect is that we've had two different people fake deaths here at the BBMB, and it looks, well, pretty much exactly like this. So, yeah.
really? who?

[cookiepuss]

really? who?


Ashley/Skye...had some people concerned at one point. that's the only one I can think of at the moment.

[QueenAdrock]

Madame Demento

There was a whole "She's dead" "No it was KateD kidding around" "No wait she really did kill herself" deal back in...2000 was it? Maybe 1999.

[abcdefz]

really? who?


Madame Demento supposedly killed herself, and then the other one I found out about a few weeks ago... who was it? One of the women who posts here regularly had created an alias. Oh hell, who was it? But they had already admitted it was a hoax, so I went back and posted a link to the thread, and the hue and cry about this alleged death still went on for about three pages. It's become lore at BBMB, but I can't remember now.

[cookiepuss]

no no no, nothing like that. he just does really stupid stuff, I dont think that he thinks it through all the time. like he once took a shit in a cupboard at school.


perhaps he's just gone off to shit in other interesting and unusual places?


damn us skeptics!


and if it's not a hoax then I hope he truns up alright. I think he will.

[kll]

How do we all know that Vendetta isn't Joel's captor? That's my guess.

[Rock]

Didn't someone actually end up dying? Someone that was a regular at Beastie General. There was a sticky about "if you talk to so and so"...and then like 6 months later they found his body.

Maybe i'm just confusing it with another geek board.

[abcdefz]

Didn't someone actually end up dying? Someone that was a regular at Beastie General. There was a sticky about "if you talk to so and so"...and then like 6 months later they found his body.

Maybe i'm just confusing it with another geek board.



As far as I know, we've only had relatives and a few movies die here. None of the board members that we've confirmed.

[Helvete]

As far as I know, we've only had relatives and a few movies die here. None of the board members that we've confirmed.
Erm, the little Polish homie Exar RIP.

[abcdefz]

Erm, the little Polish homie Exar RIP.



No, that was one of Skye's aliases.

See also: post #19. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75718&highlight=exar)

[kll]

No, that was one of Skye's aliases.

See also: post #19. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75718&highlight=exar)

exar wasn't an alias. i had communicated with him on various occasions when i was trading. it was a couple of years prior to skye being a member.

[Rock]

Exar was who I was thinking of.

I got duped.


or maybe not........make up your minds. Exar, fake or not fake?

If he/she is fake..thats cool that there is a tribute remix for him/her.

If not...thats cool that there is a tribute remix for him/her.

[Helvete]

No, that was one of Skye's aliases.

See also: post #19. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75718&highlight=exar)
So Skye managed to somehow get on Polish news websites? Fucking moron.

[cosmo105]

No, that was one of Skye's aliases.

See also: post #19. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75718&highlight=exar)
no, she was kidding there. it was a real person, that really did die.

[Echewta]

She was lying while he was dying and I was driving and crying.

[cookiepuss]

you people and your web of LIES! I don't know what to beleive anymore.

[ericlee]

I think it's quite obvious that Vendetta is Joel. Seriously, compare the grammar to Joel's posts.

I wonder if tpk or minton could trace the i.p. addresses.

[cookiepuss]

I think it's quite obvious that Vendetta is Joel. Seriously, compare the grammar to Joel's posts.

I wonder if tpk or minton could trace the i.p. addresses.

heh. that's one of the reasons I asked about a history of depression or mental illness. Joel does not strike me as someone who would be willing to let people think he's truly nutszo even for a prank.

at least that was my lame wannabe detective theory.:rolleyes:

[ggirlballa]

Hey I got back home about 30 minutes ago, a few of you guys were fibbing. Also, a lot of you guys thought this was a joke, I really was gone!

I wasn't expecting this thread though haha!


awww this could have been more exciting, i wanted a juicier ending like a kidnapping maybe death or at least a rape :/


oh btw i kinda don't buy it joel

[mikizee]

That's a great story *sips coffee*

[mikizee]

So, why exactly did you leave again?

Bloody kids. Don't realise how good they have it at home.

[Lyman Zerga]

Also, thanks to the people that expressed their concern :) But I was never in any real danger.


you mean except for the lack of flaxseed oil!!! nooooooo! :(

whoa that was close but good to see youre still kinda alive

and i enjoyed reading your story, good stuff (y)

[cosmo105]

not that i care but (http://home.twmi.rr.com/mymaria/bullshit.jpg)

[Lyman Zerga]

lol and i dont care if he lies or not

im just glad he is doing good

[ericlee]

Haha when I got back home Adam (Vendetta) came around my house and was telling me about how he created this thread etc. He's sitting here right now actually. He told my mother that he could ask some people online if they knew where I was so he used my pc because his was broken. It wasn't a problem since he knows my password for it and basically lives at my house anyway.

Sorry man. I aint believing it. For one thing, too many "hahas" covering up your tracks.

It's your paragraph structure and grammar that look the same as vendetta's.

Funny story though. You must be really bored

[Rock]

That was just too much for a person to read....or care.

[hitmonlee]

story sounds real enough for me
i wish i went and did things like that just for the hell of it, i'm too lazy to get off the couch

[QueenAdrock]

I thought Vendetta was a chick.

[Documad]

That story completely explains how the friend has the same IP address. I totally buy it.

[Lex Diamonds]

he used my pc because his was broken. It wasn't a problem since he knows my password for it and basically lives at my house anyway.That story completely explains how the friend has the same IP address. I totally buy it.
I don't.

[ericlee]

I don't.

It's called sarcasm, P.

[Lyman Zerga]

Covering up my tracks? That is just how I talk/write haha.


yeah, he hahas like others lols

[ggirlballa]

Sorry man. I aint believing it. For one thing, too many "hahas" covering up your tracks.

It's your paragraph structure and grammar that look the same as vendetta's.

Funny story though. You must be really bored

i thought the same thing about the "hahas"

[befsquire]

yeah, he hahas like others lols
randy wants to make out with him haha.

[Documad]

It's called sarcasm, P.
Thanks. I guess I should have used the :rolleyes:

[befsquire]

i don't know about anyone else, but i was glad for the break from stupid new threads.

i'm hoping his parents took his internet away for a week. or encouraged him to run away again.

[Documad]

I had him on ignore and had to unblock him so that I could get through this thread. :rolleyes:

[Pres Zount]

When I was a young lad I decided to run away from home. I packed some peanut butter sandwiches and rode my bike down to the end of the driveway and then I went back inside and played sega.

[Pres Zount]

I didn't stretch the truth on that one, son.

[Big Gus]

A bit of a "car crash thread" really...

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks. I guess I should have used the :rolleyes:
I was pointing out how your entire reason for not believing him was null and void due to his explanation of why the IP address was the same. You dolt.

[ericlee]

Stupid attention seeking whore.

And what was the whole point of this thread? Well, you got it. 4 whole pages worth.

[Documad]

I was pointing out how your entire reason for not believing him was null and void due to his explanation of why the IP address was the same. You dolt.
Sorry, I don't understand the first sentence. I just tried to make a small joke about his story being too elaborate. In real life with voice inflections you probably would have understood my post -- I never gave my honest opinion or my "entire reason for not believing him." I tried to make a joke and you didn't think it was funny. That's okay.

I hope you used the word "dolt" on purpose, because if so, you're funnier than I gave you credit for. And I am glad that you're using your own name now. :p

[Lex Diamonds]

I hope you used the word "dolt" on purpose, because if so, you're funnier than I gave you credit for. And I am glad that you're using your own name now. :p
Of course I did, no one uses the word dolt anymore. I'm trying to bring it back along with imbecile, cretin and dullard.

What do you mean using my own name? When did I ever use anybody else's?

[Lyman Zerga]

randy wants to make out with him haha.

now that padster turned into an old fag i have to keep my pedo image real with joelster

[Otis Driftwood]

I really was gone!

Haha, you ARE SO GONE!
Anyway, abandoned elevator? What building would abandon an elevator?
Any you ran into a crop field in Queensland? Isn't that like signing your death warrant with all the snakes in there?
Dude, next time you play "On the road" take a car. You just get to see more shit.

[camo]

hey joel nice to see you're back.

I must say that this did have a bit of a fishy hoax feel, you must at least admit to that!

[Otis Driftwood]

I don't have a car Otis.
I didn't say take YOUR car... ;-)
Next time, take a girl with you, it's fun!

[ericlee]

I didn't say take YOUR car... ;-)
Next time, take a girl with you, it's fun!

The only car that I know of that can fit in his bedroom would be a lecar. And of course, it would match the gayness of his whole thread.

[ericlee]

Ahaha, what do you mean Ericlee, I don't understand!

I don't understand either. I had a slight case of whiskey fingers last night, haha.