your first orgasm

[g-mile7.5]

describe' youre first

[Pres Zount]

Christ man, I was about six. You shouldn't be thinking about that.

[Lyman Zerga]

i cant remember my first orgasm but i remember what happened when i looked through a porn magazine for the first time

i was so excited that i laked my bed with pee the time i came or maybe i squirted but that time i didnt know that squirting exists so i thought it was pee

cant tell, been so long
but i never squirted again and probably never peed in my bed again, but i wouldnt bet money on it

[ggirlballa]

lol squirted? i know guys can "squirt" i never knew girls could

[QueenAdrock]

Hahaha...I was in the shower with my boyfriend. There was just soaped-up rubbing, and it felt really good and I said "Holy shit, I think I'm cumming" and he started laughing so hard he lost his grip on me and I fell.

Um yeah. TMI. :o

[QueenAdrock]

Are you serious? Ew, now my first time feels defiled.

Edit: KTHX LOL

[na§tee]

haha. i can count my orgasms with another person on one hand.

needless to say, first one didn't involve someone else.

(!) the word 'orgasms' does not look very pretty.

[Auton]

Christ man, I was about six

what the fuck? how is that even possible?

[mikizee]

my thoughts exactly...

i think i was about 12 or 13

[QueenAdrock]

My ex said he could orgasm ever since he was a little boy. It was just when he turned 13 that he actually had semen come out, and he was at first confused and then he felt really proud.

It's not like that for all guys, but some are able to orgasm from pretty damn early.

[mikizee]

I think it annoys my boyfriend that I orgasm almost everytime.

I thought that was what boys wanted :confused:

thats crazy...... i cant imagine ever thinking... 'damn bitch, she came AGAIN!!!'

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah. They've always been :cool: when they make me orgasm. I don't see why they would be annoyed.

They in the sense of the whole two people I've ever slept with, present and past.

[ggirlballa]

one of my friends had hers when she was 6, i was all "you whore"

[mikizee]

My ex said he could orgasm ever since he was a little boy. It was just when he turned 13 that he actually had semen come out, and he was at first confused and then he felt really proud.

It's not like that for all guys, but some are able to orgasm from pretty damn early.


yeah the first year of my orgasm career nothing came out either.

then it steadily increased in volume month by month.


why on earth did i just say that.

[Auton]

uh, i think it is. why does he get bothered?

[The Notorious LOL]

you can orgasm at any age, you cant ejaculate until puberty.

[QueenAdrock]

Like maybe he thinks that it doesn't matter who you'd do it with, you'd still cum? So it's like he's not special and doesn't have mad skillz?

[mikizee]

I had a girlfriend that would cum like 2 mins into sex.

she wasnt faking it either, i had ways of telling whether she actually did or not.

the bad thing is as soon she came she'd be like 'well, im done. gnight!'

i always used to think 'man, is this a role reversal or WHAT??!'

[mikizee]

my sex life so totally blows at the moment.

[Bob]

i think i was 12 or something, it caught me totally by surprise

it took me 3 or 4 times before i made the connection between "the feeling" and "that sticky stuff"

they really don't teach you what masturbation "is" in school

[QueenAdrock]

I had a girlfriend that would cum like 2 mins into sex.

she wasnt faking it either, i had ways of telling whether she actually did or not.

the bad thing is as soon she came she'd be like 'well, im done. gnight!'

i always used to think 'man, is this a role reversal or WHAT??!'

Hahaha...there are so many times I just want to stop and get a sammich, but like UG said, it's courtesy to finish the other one off. I'm glad to, too.

My only problem is sometimes my muscles don't like to work after I orgasm. They lock up and get uncomfortable. I don't really know what to do about that. :(

[Bob]

how do you tell if a girl is faking?

you're asking me?

[mikizee]

how do you tell if a girl is faking?

a girl will usually get a red flush on their chest after orgasms. fast heart rate, and they squirm or jump a little if u touch them down there immediately afterwards.

Ive done my homework.

[QueenAdrock]

If you stop pumping, you can feel girl contractions of her vagina when she's cumming.

[Bob]

how do you tell if a girl is faking?

oh oh oh i've got one now

her lips move!


no, wait, that's lying...

[Knuckles]

oh oh oh i've got one now

her lips move!


no, wait, that's lying...

which lips are we talking about here?

[Bob]

which lips are we talking about here?

the ones that make the joke work

it depends on which entendre you're using

[funk63]

wow this is some interesting stuff. well, i was playing super mario world for snes. and i was in this cave type level.. and like yano that feeling u get when ure running out of time to do something? tingly in ure genitals.. and like, i was running out of time on the level right.. and it was counting down the timer thing.. and i was getting closer and closer to the end.. i kept thinkin about that one chick from uhh Scream. and ya i didnt make it and i had a orgasm. it was fun!

[Schmeltz]

how do you tell if a girl is faking?

Better question: why would you give a shit?

[adam_f]

I was about 12 and when my semen came out I thought it was cancer.

That was a lie but I did think it was cancer.

[skra75]

a girl will usually get a red flush on their chest after orgasms. fast heart rate, and they squirm or jump a little if u touch them down there immediately afterwards.

true. they get a little sleepy too. awwwww :o

[Rock]

yeah the first year of my orgasm career nothing came out either.
yep. The first time something came out I went to school all walking taller and shit because i was thinking I was becoming a man. Pre-School was awesome.

[abcdefz]

I can't even remember my first orgasm. What I do know was that in fifth grade, there was finally a half-hour window between when I got home after school and when anyone else arrived. My mom had finally started working outside of the home.

Bliss.

[kll]

I had a girlfriend that would cum like 2 mins into sex.

she wasnt faking it either, i had ways of telling whether she actually did or not.

the bad thing is as soon she came she'd be like 'well, im done. gnight!'

i always used to think 'man, is this a role reversal or WHAT??!'

that's me 90% of the time!

[Lyman Zerga]

not that i didnt say it million times before but i didnt get wet till the age of 18

how cute and inoccent can a vagina be?! :)


and yes some girls squirt it out and the squirtings are the only real orgasms
so it's true, most girls fake orgasm it

[cosmo105]

can't remember, but i do know that once i figured it out i thought it was the coolest thing in the whole world.

[M.C. Guevera]

I was about 12 and when my semen came out I thought it was cancer.

Same age, and I thought it was AIDS. *Sad nod*.

[na§tee]

if the bbmb could arrange for me to have an orgasm by 0600 monday i'd be really grateful. beep me 911, yo.
i should be going out to, like, buy chips, or.. something, at some point, but other than that i fully intend to be sprawled out in a state of erotic pleasure all weekend. in between playing nintendo ds, eating, and shouting at my router, of course.

:rolleyes:

[na§tee]

shouting at my router, of course.
btw, this isn't some kinky metaphor. but i can arrange it if you're into it.. EH EH EH?! haha. oh god. it's going to be a long night, isn't it, love?

[monkey]

i dont remember the first time i had an orgasm. i remember the first time i had multiples though.

[g-mile7]

btw, this isn't some kinky metaphor. but i can arrange it if you're into it.. EH EH EH?! haha. oh god. it's going to be a long night, isn't it, love?
Call me


and boo 4 the continued hijacking of my name.

[QueenAdrock]

i dont remember the first time i had an orgasm. i remember the first time i had multiples though.

You know, I've had multiples a few times in my life. I gotta say, I'm not a fan. Just because when I orgasm the first time, it's always pretty hard and then I get really relaxed and a little sleepy. When I had a second one, I actually got kinda incoherent and so relaxed I felt I was drugged up. So though I like orgasms, one's enough for me. More than that, I feel out of control, kinda retarded feeling. Seriously, it felt like I was on drugs or something and my brain couldn't really process things for about 10 minutes after. I don't like that.

[cosmo105]

2 is the magic number for me. pretty much always it's first one is preliminary, second teh ultimates. occasionally i've gone over that, but in general one just isn't enough for me. like potato chips.

[buddylee]

you can orgasm at any age, you cant ejaculate until puberty.

What are you a priest

[TOY]

I was probably 5 or 6. I didn't know that it was an orgasm, but I knew it felt real-real nice and it'd put me to sleep at night (I could never sleep as a wee-gal).

Um, but my first-first, where I felt all "OMG" was while I was reading my mom's issue of Cosmo – and it was about penis, and men and stuff. I was probably 11-ish at the time. I made a mess. It was fun.


I wish I still got that excited :(

[TOY]

I had a girlfriend that would cum like 2 mins into sex.

she wasnt faking it either, i had ways of telling whether she actually did or not.

the bad thing is as soon she came she'd be like 'well, im done. gnight!'

i always used to think 'man, is this a role reversal or WHAT??!'

No offense, but I think that's bs son. Unless you've got a massive hook dick, then maybe - yeah.

9 times out of 10 most girls fake. Uh.. How do I explain?

I read somewhere that through penis in vagina fun-time, for girlies, it's hitting the g-spot that makes her "cum". Unless she's, you, some device is rubbing the clit at the same time.

G-spot orgasms are weird. And you do "squirt"/make a splash (harharhar). But it takes a bit. And work.

To tell if she's faking: When I've faked, I just moan real loud and obnoxious-like. Listen to her heart (LOLZ!@). But SRSLY! If it's not pounding out of her chest, she's full of shit. When I don't fake, I break a sweat, convulse as if I'm having a seizure (legs get all shakey, stuff), and moan less. Because I'm concentrating on the feel good and not the act. At that point, you're too far gone. Hiii!


I'm disgusting. Sorry.

[mikizee]

it aint bullshit. her heart WOULD be pounding out of her chest. everything quivery. we were in our teens, she was only 16 and tight as a mother fuck. as i said, its quite easy to tell. everyone is different, so i dont think u can just suddenly decide thats she couldnt have climaxed. oh yeah, and there would be a little puddle down there too. unless she pissed herself, she came! just too freakin early for my liking.

PS. i lose all respect for a girl who has faked. whats the bloody point. if you cant climax, or dont wanna, just let me know!!!

[TOY]

it aint bullshit. her heart WOULD be pounding out of her chest. everything quivery. we were in our teens, she was only 16 and tight as a mother fuck. as i said, its quite easy to tell. everyone is different, so i dont think u can just suddenly decide thats she couldnt have climaxed. oh yeah, and there would be a little puddle down there too. unless she pissed herself, she came! just too freakin early for my liking.

PS. i lose all respect for a girl who has faked. whats the bloody point. if you cant climax, or dont wanna, just let me know!!!

And I lose all respect for men who say "ooh, she's tight - wahhh"

You sure she wasn't in any pain? :rolleyes: Though, I'd rather not give you the cred in thinking your penis is so massive, that would be why. Haha.

[BangkokB]

I remember it like it was yesterday. A Hustler Magazine that I bought from some bros when I was in 7th grade.

The ads in the back. That's what did it. I was as confused as a goat on astroturf when I erupted. Best $5 I've ever spent

[g-mile7]

I was probably 5 or 6. I didn't know that it was an orgasm, but I knew it felt real-real nice and it'd put me to sleep at night (I could never sleep as a wee-gal).

Um, but my first-first, where I felt all "OMG" was while I was reading my mom's issue of Cosmo – and it was about penis, and men and stuff. I was probably 11-ish at the time. I made a mess. It was fun.


I wish I still got that excited :(
I'll make U excited

[Jitters]

I'm surprised by some of the women on here. I know that women can orgasm at a young age but I didn't know so many of them actually experiment around age six :rolleyes:

[Tone Capone]

needless to say, first one didn't involve someone else.


*co-signs*

[g-mile7]

I'm surprised by some of the women on here. I know that women can orgasm at a young age but I didn't know so many of them actually experiment around age six :rolleyes:
This a board of sexual liberated freaks ;) but it does not suprise me knowing that they do post on a message board

[Medellia]

A partner once thought I was faking because of how fast it happened. I wasn't though. He's just that good. And it was also the perfect position for a super fast orgasm.

As far as multiples, erm...I wind up having between three and five every time. And that's just foreplay! :eek:

As to the thread topic, I really don't remember my first. Or even my first multiple. If they were few and far between they would be more memorable. But alas, they aren't. I'm kinda jealous of the girls who don't get them so often. I would like to actually remember them, but when you come nearly every time, at least in my experience, it's not as memorable.

[befsquire]

i don't remember my first either. but i do remember my first with bobby, and to me, that's the most important first i have.

[g-mile7]

i don't remember my first either. but i do remember my first with bobby, and to me, that's the most important first i have.
awwwwwwwwww

[mikizee]

And I lose all respect for men who say "ooh, she's tight - wahhh"

You sure she wasn't in any pain? :rolleyes: Though, I'd rather not give you the cred in thinking your penis is so massive, that would be why. Haha.

Yeah, cuz i go around saying 'ooh, she's tight - wahhh' to my friends ALL THE TIME :rolleyes:

I wish i was massive or at least a lil bigger, but unfortunately, I'm joe average :(

[TOY]

Yeah, cuz i go around saying 'ooh, she's tight - wahhh' to my friends ALL THE TIME :rolleyes:

I wish i was massive or at least a lil bigger, but unfortunately, I'm joe average :(

I am happy with average or slightly above (depending on his mood). The thicker the better. None of that pencil shit. And I think I would probably just laugh at a very big penis. Especially if it were shaved. That's gay.

[Lex Diamonds]

wow this is some interesting stuff. well, i was playing super mario world for snes. and i was in this cave type level.. and like yano that feeling u get when ure running out of time to do something? tingly in ure genitals.. and like, i was running out of time on the level right.. and it was counting down the timer thing.. and i was getting closer and closer to the end.. i kept thinkin about that one chick from uhh Scream. and ya i didnt make it and i had a orgasm. it was fun!
Yo, what the fuck? Is no one else gonna comment on this weirdo?

[g-mile7]

I am happy with average or slightly above (depending on his mood). The thicker the better. None of that pencil shit. And I think I would probably just laugh at a very big penis. Especially if it were shaved. That's gay.
;)

[hitmonlee]

i can't remember my first and i cant remember if i did it myself or someone else did. wow, must have been a special moment in my life.

[Dorothy Wood]

It happened to me when I was 13 or 14 and watching scrambled porn. I was sitting on the remote. true story. I told that story in college and realized that the remote we had was the very same one I rubbed my cooter on (my mom gave me the old family t.v. for my apartment). and my roommate threw it on the ground in disgust! it was pretty funny.

I still have that t.v., but the remote stopped working last year. :(

[na§tee]

it's 0733 :( i woulda thought at least that one of you multiple orgasm bitchez coulda lent me a spare. hahah.

[mikizee]

I am happy with average or slightly above (depending on his mood). The thicker the better. None of that pencil shit. And I think I would probably just laugh at a very big penis. Especially if it were shaved. That's gay.

haha shaved. i might as well ask, as i know ill get an honest answer here.

does size matter? some say yes, some say no.

not that i have anything to worry about, mind you. :cool:

[Dorothy Wood]

size matters, you can't feel it if it's too small. not that it can't be enjoyable, it's just kind of...not the same as a bigger one. ha. :o

[na§tee]

that could be a new thread in and of itself, mikizee.

er, i'm not a penis expert (hands up who has kevin bacon on their #2 slot on most seen penii?) but i would imagine that size matters, yes. it helps to reach certain areas. after all, the clitoral nerve endings are up there somewhere /draws diagram with hands, aren't they? i can't exactly check. girth ftw. lol, girth. what a great word.

i certainly wouldn't want any boy to be concerned with his penis size though. insecurity about something you can't change is a total turn off. developing skillz regardless of whether your cock is centre page spread material and having fun is the most important thing, right?

[abcdefz]

but i would imagine that size matters, yes. it helps to reach certain areas.




...like above the cabinets, where things never get dusted.

It also aids with the opening of stubborn jars.

[funk63]

Yo, what the fuck? Is no one else gonna comment on this weirdo?

i am not a weirdo!!!!
:(

[funk63]

just cuz i can have hands free mario orgasms jeez

[na§tee]

...like above the cabinets, where things never get dusted.

It also aids with the opening of stubborn jars.
i need this penis in my life! (y)

[abcdefz]

Don't we all!

[Dorothy Wood]

I just pictured using a flaccid penis to twist open a beer bottle. eesh.

[g-mile7.5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC9D4aKJcQg