I'M A MAN

[Auton]

POST HERE TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS TO BE A MAN

[milleson]

Congratulations on your recent discovery.

[Auton]

YES



YES



BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS TO BE A MAN. EVEN IF YOU ARE A WO-MAN

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEER. BEER AND SEX. FOOTBALL AND CARS.

WE ARE MEN

[Justin]

It'd be ok if I didn't have to pay bills

[Kid Presentable]

I SQUEEZES BREASTESSES DRINK MO LIQUOR AND SHOOTS THE FUCK OUTTA THANG THATS BREAVIN

[Pres Zount]

I think I'm still a boy, fellas :/

[Auton]

I SQUEEZES BREASTESSES DRINK MO LIQUOR AND SHOOTS THE FUCK OUTTA THANG THATS BREAVIN

THATS THE SPIRIT

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

EATING A HAMBURGER WHILE HAVING SEX AND READING THE NEWSPAPER

[milleson]

I'm a chick watching bastketball and drinking beer.

*loiters*

[ggirlballa]

well umm uuhh like i totally was listening to bikini kill & le tigre last night then i realized i had run out of pads so i went to the market but then i saw the greatest shade of lip gloss i've ever seen and squealed and grabbed it also i bought a lofa, moisturizer & bath & body works spray, then i had a sleep over while my gay friend did my hair & gave me a manicure & we gossiped(y)

like totally:rolleyes:

[Auton]

NO

NO GET OUT OF MY THREAD





GETTING A BLOWJOB FOR MOWING THE LAWN AND FOLDING THE CLOTHES

[milleson]

GETTING A BLOWJOB FOR MOWING THE LAWN AND FOLDING THE CLOTHES

Right, like men know how to fold clothes. :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

what do you mean. you just roll them up into balls and shove them into the dresser. simple shit

[Justin]

I just pretend my clothes are socks, I just through them in.

Can I get a blowjob for that?

[milleson]

NO.

[Justin]

I do hang up my polo's and blazers:)

[The Notorious LOL]

hmm lets see

we age better

you can piss standing up

you can piss anywhere with ease

no pregnancy

no menstrual cycle

no hormonal imbalances

no menopause

no glass ceiling in the corporate world

better upper body strength

[milleson]

I do hang up my polo's and blazers:)


*pukes*

[QueenAdrock]

It'd be ok if I didn't have to pay bills

Women pay bills too. And if they don't, you should dump that broad for someone who will pull her weight. :p


Anyways, penises are pretty sweet. You can pee in the woods super easy, which I've always been jealous of.

[Bob]

I do hang up my polo's and blazers:)

it's "blazer's"

christ, learn some grammer

[Auton]

IF YOU'RE NOT EATING STEAK WHILE READING THIS THREAD I WANT YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT

[The Notorious LOL]

it's "blazer's"

christ, learn some grammer


hahaha

[Bob]

i'm a son of a man

[TurdBerglar]

IF YOU'RE NOT EATING STEAK WHILE READING THIS THREAD I WANT YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT


what if im masturbating?

[Bob]

HIT ME

[Auton]

GOOD ENOUGH

MASTURBATION IS GODLINESS

[QueenAdrock]

I JUST PUNCHED OUT SOME CUNT AT A BAR BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK WILL THAT SUFFICE

[Justin]

it's "blazer's"

christ, learn some grammer

You obviously didn't go to "grammar" school

(n)

[ggirlballa]

I JUST PUNCHED OUT SOME CUNT AT A BAR BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK WILL THAT SUFFICE

nah you had to punch him just because

[Loppfessor]

My favorite part of being a man is putting my penis in vaginas

[Auton]

I JUST PUNCHED OUT SOME CUNT AT A BAR BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK WILL THAT SUFFICE

YES SEE WOMEN CAN BE MEN TOO



HANDJOBS DURING THE BIG GAME

[Auton]

My favorite part of being a man is putting my penis in vaginas

YOU'RE A MAN

[alruggs]

i think i'm gonna be sick

[Bob]

You obviously didn't go to "grammar" school

(n)

oh man, i didn't even notice that, my bad

blazer's though, it's blazer's

[Auton]

MEAT

[milleson]

I <3 Bob.

I don't suppose that counts as manly, though does it?

[Auton]

DID YOU BURP WHILE YOU THOUGHT THAT?

[milleson]

YES.

[Auton]

THEN YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, FRIEND

[QueenAdrock]

*PUTS HAND DOWN PANTS, TURNS ON UFC*

[cosmo105]

SPORTS!!

[Auton]

THIS THREAD IS A SAUSAGE AND TESTOSTERONI PIZZA

[Bob]

I <3 Bob.

I don't suppose that counts as manly, though does it?

i dunno, are you my roommate?

WAIT, FUCK

LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S ASS, THAT IS QUITE A BEHIND right there

[QueenAdrock]

TITS!!

[Auton]

*smokes 3 cigars at the same time*

[Justin]

Hot Wings and Beer!

[Loppfessor]

Hot Wings and Beer!


Good one...but add "While watching football" to it

[QueenAdrock]

HOCKEY FIGHTS BETWEEN MIDGETS!!

[cosmo105]

BOY I SURE DO LOVE COMMITTIN' ME SOME HATE CRIMES

[Auton]

this thread wants to be best friends with bob's beer thread

[na§tee]

I AM MAN WHO DISCOVERED THE WHEEL AND BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER OUT OF METAL AND BRAWN. THAT'S WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM. GRRRRR! UG.

[mikizee]

I PEE WITH THE DOOR OPEN, AND I LOVE IT!!

[Kid Presentable]

I OBJECTIFY ALL THE WOMEN WHO HAVE POSTED SO FAR BY SAYING THAT IF YOU HAVE POSTED A PICTURE, I HAVE CRITIQUED YOUR BOSOM

[Funky Pepp]

POST HERE TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS TO BE A MAN
You're a man? :eek: No way!
--
in loving memory of Beavis & Butthead

[Auton]

YES

TOUCHDOWN

[Schmeltz]

Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.

[Echewta]

AWESOME! THE NEW GLAMORE MAGAZINE ARRIVED IN THE MAIL! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO READ WHILE I TAKE MY HOT BUBBLE BATH AND GET NICE AND COMFY FOR AMERICAN IDOL!

[Auton]

REAL MEN DONT SABOTAGE THREADS ABOUT BEING MEN

[Echewta]

I'm Echewta, I do what I want. You don't know me. Whatever.

[Auton]

:mad:

[Echewta]

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED AUTON.

[Funky Pepp]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...

[Echewta]

Aint no fight unless the floor is going to get mad from Auton hitting it.

[Auton]

MEN PUNCHING EACHOTHER

[DIGI]

Auton bathes Gmile with Dial shower gel to clean his mansuit while eating a triple decker cheeseburger from Burger King.

[Dorothy Wood]

SWEATPANTS!

[ToucanSpam]

CONSTRUCTION AND VIOLENCE

[ggirlballa]

MANTHEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9e4QD1zm0Q)

[adam_f]

HUNGRY JACK MASHED POTATOES!

[voltanapricot]

MEN STUBBING CIGARS IN STEAK AND ALE PIE. PLAYING DARTS.

[Bob]

I CANT POST FOR VERY LONG, I GOTTA GO WATCH DIE HARD AGAIN

actually that does sound fun

[Drederick Tatum]

*FARTS, FORCES SARKY'S HEAD UNDER THE COVERS*

GIRLS SAY YES TO METHANE

[DIGI]

Wow, it's getting late. I have to change into my Zubaz pants and hang up my Ben Roethlisberger Fathead on the wall before I go to bed.

[Bob]

Wow, it's getting late. I have to change into my Zubaz pants and hang up my Ben Roethlisberger Fathead on the wall before I go to bed.

PUT THAT SHIT IN CAPS YOU MINCING NANCY

[DIGI]

I'm trying to impersonate Jack Palance, asshole!

[jennyb]

this thread needs a belch and a power tool!

*beeelch* *fires nail gun*

oh and some porn

*googles tits and ass*

[Bob]

I'm trying to impersonate Jack Palance, asshole!

PICK UP THE GUN

[g-mile7]

It is good 2 be able to "get off" pretty much on command


damn Auton been on a tear posting threads

[g-mile7]

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED AUTON.
WE ROLL HEAVY

[buddylee]

AWESOME! THE NEW GLAMORE MAGAZINE ARRIVED IN THE MAIL! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO READ WHILE I TAKE MY HOT BUBBLE BATH AND GET NICE AND COMFY FOR AMERICAN IDOL!


REAL MEN DONT SABOTAGE THREADS ABOUT BEING MEN

that ship his sailed long long ago and then sank and all the seamen drowned

[g-mile7]

Auton bathes Gmile with Dial shower gel to clean his mansuit while eating a triple decker cheeseburger from Burger King.
WE GANGSTA HARD!

[Otis Driftwood]

I laugh at this thread!

[wrongwayandugg]

EATING A HAMBURGER WHILE HAVING SEX AND READING THE NEWSPAPER

This makes one hott! Ooh.

[g-mile7]

FRYING TWINKIES THEN USING THEM 4 4PLAY ON YO GIRL SON

[camo]

wearing pink and still looking masculine by keeping my biceps tight and my chest puffed up all day :D