i think i wanna be a saint

[Bob]

what's a guy gotta do to be a saint these days? perform a miracle or something, right?

maybe if i got laid

oh, but you need a witness, don't you?

maybe a threesome

that'd be a miracle

what's it take to be a patron saint? i'd like to be a patron saint of something

[QueenAdrock]

In my brother's religion, my friend's official title is Patron Saint of Booze and Cigarettes. Basically, she lets those with no money bum liquor and cigs off of her.

I think you have to die in order to be a saint. My brother's going to be a saint when he dies, he performed a miracle when he was here. Not once, but TWICE he caught his hat in the wind the second it flew off. He just reached out and grabbed it, not even looking, when it came off. I just thought "No fucking way man."

So do something cool like that.

[Bob]

yeah, i could do that

i don't mind dying, everyone has to die

might as well die being a saint

[DeeJayZap]

isnt the last pope gonna be a saint or something?

[befsquire]

In my brother's religion, my friend's official title is Patron Saint of Booze and Cigarettes. Basically, she lets those with no money bum liquor and cigs off of her.
my friend in law school was going to start her own country. at first she was going to make me the minister of porn until i started bitching about other drivers, and then i became the minister of roads.

i'd be a really good minister of roads, btw. unless people insisted on driving while i'm out driving.

[camo]

maybe minton and tpk can 'induct' (?) you as the 'patron saint of bbmb'?

[paul jones]

what's a guy gotta do to be a saint these days? perform a miracle or something, right?

maybe if i got laid

oh, but you need a witness, don't you?

maybe a threesome

that'd be a miracle

what's it take to be a patron saint? i'd like to be a patron saint of something
wanking(y) ;)