I hate Kevin Bacon.

[DipDipDive]

He makes me feel gross inside.

Are there any celebrities who disgust you for no particular reason?

[YoungRemy]

I like Turkey Bacon

[abcdefz]

Kevin Bacon's cool. :(

[synch]

Friend of mine looks exactly like him.

He's very likable though.

[na§tee]

i think i have seen kevin bacon's penis more often than any other males apart from my other half. fo realz.

he has a curious face.

[DipDipDive]

i think i have seen kevin bacon's penis more often than any other males apart from my other half. fo realz.

I'm terribly sorry. :(

[Johnny Railroad]

were have u seen his penis ?

[Documad]

I have hated Julia Roberts since the moment I first saw her in Steel Magnolias but she's really no worse than some other actresses, and she was good in one movie once.

My hatred is usually quite rational -- like with Madonna.

[Documad]

I can't stand to even see a photo of Sean Combs -- he makes me shudder.

[na§tee]

HOLLOW MAN: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

FADE IN:


INT. SCIENCE LAB

KEVIN BACON
I am a scientist who repeatedly alludes to feeling like a god. I hope I don't become drunk with power when I become invisible. Do I get to show my penis yet?

ELISABETH SHUE
Like, I am a scientist in this movie. A scientist. Cause I'm smart 'n' stuff. Uh, pi are square.

MALE SCIENTIST
I'm fucking Elisabeth. Because I respect her for her mind.
(snickering)
Cause she's a scientist.

The MALE SCIENTIST collapses from laughter.

KEVIN BACON
Ok, let's overexplain in absurd scientific terms how we will make this giant gorilla visible.

MALE SCIENTIST
(getting up)
Oh, we're going to actually explain this as science to make it realistic? Then how come it affects hair even though there's no blood supply going to hair? And why does dirt not stick to the bare feet of invisible creatures?

KEVIN BACON
When I become invisible and go drunk with power, I'm so going to kick your ass.

THAT GUY FROM JONATHAN SILVERMAN TV-VEHICLE 'SINGLE GUY'
My purpose is to make comments that repeatedly allude to how much Kevin Bacon thinks he's a god. For example, he seems to think his penis is impressive enough to show it in movies a lot.

KEVIN BACON
Speaking of which, do I get invisible yet?

ELISABETH SHUE
Okay!

They make KEVIN BACON invisible. We see his PENIS a number of times.

KEVIN BACON
Hey, now that I'm invisible, everyone look for me on the infared goggles so you can see my penis some more!

MALE SCIENTIST
Uh, no, Kevin, that's alright.. I think we're ready to put a shitload of clothes on you and give your face a plastic mask.

They, having done massive amounts of special effects to turn KEVIN invisible, load him up with a cap, mask, sunglasses, and other clothes in order to make him VISIBLE. A FEMALE SCIENTIST is supposed to keep an eye on KEVIN, but she falls asleep.

KEVIN wanders around and unbuttons her shirt. He begins to fondle her BREASTS.

Her BREASTS are fondled by an invisible hand. It is one of the weirdest looking things to grace the screen in a WHILE.

CGI ANIMATOR
I fucking love my job. I've had to work with this breast for months now.

The SCIENTIST wakes up.

FEMALE SCIENTIST
Oh no. I may have been fondled by Kevin Bacon! It truly brings up a number of questions about the nature of man. It makes one wonder if perhaps someone else would act similarly if presented with the same situation. Truly, it might be amazing what you can do when you do not have to look in the mirror.

KEVIN BACON
Not really. This all would be bringing up that idea except that I've been so painstakingly established as already being somewhat evil. Now that I bring that up, I've got a hankering to rape someone. Perhaps that female object who I can see from my window.

INT. FEMALE OBJECTS HOME

He rapes the girl.

AUDIENCE
Oh man, now we're really starting to see him use his powers for evil. What an interesting twist on the invisible man story.

KEVIN BACON
Hmm. I think I'll go back to the lab and kill my co-workers now. I'll show them. I'll show them all!

INT. SCIENCE LAB

KEVIN is in the science lab and kills people!

ELISABETH SHUE
Oh heavens! In typical cliche horror- movie style we are being picked off one by one by an unseen force!

KEVIN BACON
What the hell are you talking about? I'm always getting wet or dirty or bloody or walking into steam or coffee or whatever. I'm hardly ever actually invisible.

He forces SHUE and MALE SCIENTIST into a room which is getting very cold! He then, in a cliche manner, leaves the scene.

ELISABETH SHUE
Oh no! What will we do?
(pause)
Wait! Science! I remember now! I'm a scientist!! I'll use science!!!

She uses the power of SCIENCE to escape.

KEVIN BACON
Oh shit. I ought to hide. I think I'll hide in this steam.

ELISABETH SHUE
I see you!

She sneaks him.

MALE SCIENTIST
We are safe now!

KEVIN BACON
You failed to notice that this movie has degenerated from a clever look at human nature to a cheesy teen horror movie! You see, I am still alive! Muahaha!!

He lunges at them. They blow up a bunch of shit, including KEVIN BACON and KEVIN BACON'S PENIS.


END

[DipDipDive]

I can't stand to even see a photo of Sean Combs -- he makes me shudder.

As in Sean Puffy Combs?

P.S. What do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from exposing their genitalia in public?

































Madonna

[yeahwho]

Yep so far I agree with all the haters, didn't Kevin Bacon have a band with his brother? I think thats who I saw at a local club. They were so predictable I could if written the set....like a rock and roll parody. I was six degrees from choking the living shit out of him.

Julia Roberts is a mild irritant, Sean Combs piggy backed everybody, I always liked this Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32563) story on him.

[YoungRemy]

didn't Kevin Bacon have a band with his brother? I think thats who I saw at a local club. They were so predictable...

you'll never guess their name...




The Bacon Brothers

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They should have used "The Fabulous Bacon Brothers".

[DipDipDive]

MAJOR YUCK :( (http://male.celebs.ws/nude/images/nude_Kevin_Bacon.jpg)

[Documad]

As in Sean Puffy Combs?


Yes, and thank you for supporting me re Madonna.

I understand the ick factor with Mr. Bacon, but he's played a lot of roles where he plays an icky guy. He is always trying to stretch as an actor and overcame the Footloose thing. I like his wife despite her resemblance to Julia Roberts. So he doesn't bother me.

[Lyman Zerga]

Kevin Bacon's cool. :(

he is ok when he plays powerless losers but he being a cop or such characters wont really fit to him

[Jitters]

MAJOR YUCK :( (http://male.celebs.ws/nude/images/nude_Kevin_Bacon.jpg)

I hope that's photoshopped

Either way, I didn't need to see it :(

[paul jones]

I know that a Bacon sandwich with HP Sauce is the best thing in the world ever

[abcdefz]

My hatred is usually quite rational -- like with Madonna.




God bless you for this. (y)

She just seems genuinely horrible in every way.

[hitmonlee]

i love kevin bacon

there are a few celebs i just hate....
wayne carey, shane warne, michael douglas

[abcdefz]

I met Kevin Bacon in NYC many many moons ago. We talked about Diner and stuff. He was very very cool and down to earth.

[na§tee]

did you get to see his penis? the people need to know!

[abcdefz]

Didn't occur to me to ask.

He did have his shirt off during part of the play, though. Does that count?

[MC Moot]

He's not so bad: Animal House,Tremors,J.F.K,Mystic River.....enjoyed him in all those.....when he shows up on American network morning programs with his brother and their band he seems a little weird,like he really wants to be "taken seriously" as a musician....bizarre disposition,little bit strange......

[Echewta]

I'm not to fond of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[abcdefz]

I really think his best performance was in Diner. I mean, it's really amazing. Plus, when you watch it repeatedly, you can see he really is playing the part almost entirely drunk or buzzed, but the way a functioning alcoholic really is lubed. It's a fantastic performance.

He's great in The Woodsman, too. He's pretty much always spot on. JFK, Stir of Echoes, Murder in the First, Mystic River, My Dog Skip... (y)

I still haven't seen The River Wild, though.

[MC Moot]

I still haven't seen The River Wild, though.

Think of it as "Deliverance" for the whole family.....:D

[abcdefz]

Think of it as "Deliverance" for the whole family.....:D



That's beautiful. (y)

[hpdrifter]

It may be obvious but Kevin Federline. I see pictures of him and it just makes my skin crawl.

I also loathe Julia Roberts but she doesn't give me the oogies.

[abcdefz]

It may be obvious but Kevin Federline. I see pictures of him and it just makes my skin crawl.



You know what's funny? Brittney had to do a hell of a lot to make Kevin begin to seem the sympathetic one.

[Dorothy Wood]

I like kevin bacon and madonna. :(

I do hate p. diddy though.

I hate Sela Ward and Jena Malone. although not as much as I used to.

[beastieangel01]

Diddy.
Most of the time Paltrow bothers me.

[abcdefz]

I like... madonna. :(



Take Who's That Girl and call me in the morning.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I don't mind Kevin Bacon at all. I think he is handsome in an unconventional way.

I used to love Madonna when i was younger. The last CD i bought of hers was 'Bedtime Stories' waaaay back when. I just don't get her now.

For me, Chris Martin, Kevin Costner, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sienna Miller are all highly irritable.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm irritated by Beyonce, sometimes Kevin Spacey, most of the secondary cast of the Harry Potter saga and sometimes Sean William Scott.

[Dorothy Wood]

Take Who's That Girl and call me in the morning.


I love that movie. I mean, I haven't seen it in a really long time, but I watched it at least 10 times between 1987-1992

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Martin Lawrence, the entire Wayans family (I can't pardon the family just because of "The Last Boyscout"), Rob Schneider (with a passion).

Can't think of any others right now but they are out there... out there I tell you...

Edit: Christiano Ronaldo. He really makes my blood boil.

[DipDipDive]

Every single day when I wake in the morning, I wonder why P. Diddy has more money than me.

[hitmonlee]

oh my god how could i forget nic cage
i hate that man with a passion

[Drederick Tatum]

I have irrational hate for Lee Westwood. he just looks like he needs a punch in the head.

[Lex Diamonds]

I hate Tim Westwood so much. I would jump at the opportunity to stamp on his head.

[abcdefz]

I love that movie. I mean, I haven't seen it in a really long time, but I watched it at least 10 times between 1987-1992



Wow. That's one of the worst movies of all time.

[roosta]

--King of all shit-bags:--
Bono

--Lesser Shit-bags:--
Bob Geldof
Ashley Cole

[Junker]

I fucking hate 50 cent, Puff Daddy (I dont know his current name), Robbie Williams, Ja Rule, Nelly, Akon, Pharell. Not only they suck but their 'music' is also fucking 'unlistenable' (????:confused: ???? - Does this word exist??) for me.

[M.C. Guevera]

50 Cent.

[Nivvie]

For me, Chris Martin, Kevin Costner, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sienna Miller are all highly irritable.


I totally agree with that four (esp Sienna), and also with the p.diddy hating that's been going on, and I feel Melanie Griffith deserves an honourable mention.

Abd I never used to have a big opinoin on them, but the whole Pitt/Jolie bubble needs to go away. I used to quite like them before all the fuss. Now no more.

[abcdefz]

There was a kind of cool article/photo spread in Newsweek about Angelina. Basically, her thing was, "If I can exploit my celebrity to get people to see what's happening, why not?" She's made something like 30 trips to camps in six years. I think she has a point.

[Nivvie]

There was a kind of cool article/photo spread in Newsweek about Angelina. Basically, her thing was, "If I can exploit my celebrity to get people to see what's happening, why not?" She's made something like 30 trips to camps in six years. I think she has a point.

I have no issue with the charity/UN thing, it's the gossip magazine stories that are generated (not technically their fault, I know) with quotes from friends saying 'He must do as I say or she'll leave', and the like. Even my dad was ranting about the plane she flies as it's a very advanced model and the pilot community thinks she's being irresponsible.

I just can't cope with seeing too much of an actor's private life as it makes it harder for me to believe them in films which again, may not be their fault, but it's true.

[skinnybutphat]

Hate is a strong word, but...if I ever had the opportunity to be alone long enough with Kathy Griffen where I could say choke the life out of her miserable throat and get away with it.

I don't hate Bacon, but I hate that haircut he's rocked since footloose. He's one of those dudes that will always have the haircut he had in his 'prime'.

[Junker]

I don't hate Bacon, but I hate that haircut he's rocked since footloose. He's one of those dudes that will always have the haircut he had in his 'prime'.

lol :D

I think that's the same haircut since he was born.