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Dorothy Wood
03-20-2007, 12:42 AM
ya. and I got the first solo already, but when we actually perform, I will undoubtedly choke. I also realized that I am still the same person I was in high school and unable to make friends easily. luckily cort and cort's cousin are in it too, so I have people to talk to. and when the girls are all being buddies and I'm standing in the back not paying attention and doing stupid things, they are there to laugh at me.

ALSO, this man who I know who is a locally famous musician and used to date my my friend is in it. and he is awkward and unfriendly as well, and was standing in the back of the boys and when I was looking at the rafters and not participating in the socialization, he looked at me and we pulled some goofy faces at eachother across the room.

then after, we chatted briefly and he said, "I'm going to [a place] to see this noise band...." and I said, "oh" and then somebody walked by or something and then there was a pause.

so now I accidentally have a crush on him.


AND THEN, I'm drunk, btw, me and cort go to the bar across the street where The Bartender is working because we wanted a beer (I have not updated you all on the drama of this situation because it is too sad and stupid and I took his number out of my phone and I have been trying not to let boys rule my life) and I thought it was dumb to not go to a place I used to go to just because of one person. but he gave us beers for free and me some cigarettes and when I look at him, it's so comfortable and I accidentally got a boner. :(


anyway, choir is fun and we already have a gig downtown! even though I am unsociable and I am trying to be asexual. but I keep getting boners. I haven't shaved my legs in a month! but I have to wear a dress on friday for my art opening! so the black forest will disappear.

I have the hiccups.

Drederick Tatum
03-20-2007, 12:52 AM
work some handclaps into your solo. also some yelping and screaming, howling too...basically just do an Iggy impression.

Dorothy Wood
03-20-2007, 09:58 AM
yeah, but I'm supposed to be the voice of "mama" and the high harmony on this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjwl8lHEVE)

oh, rock and roll choir with beers make a my head hurt. :(

beastieangel01
03-20-2007, 11:54 AM
the choir thing sounds cool.

I realized there's no real good way to be asexual. Unless you burn yourself with a match everytime you get a boner.

HEIRESS
03-20-2007, 01:52 PM
man, I miss my choir days

I was a damn good alto, damn good I tell yah.

I found that giving myself a really bad haircut last week (oh man my bangs are gay now) and wearing a pair of dark purple sweatpants atleast 3 times a week has helped me in my own asexuality quest

Yeti
03-20-2007, 03:07 PM
Barney Fife was in the Mayberry choir and he was really awful. Andy did not have the heart to kick him out so he turned Barney's microphone off. He got Rafe Hollister to hide behind a curtain and sing Barney's solo. Gomer Pyle was really good in the choir. He had a really deep singing voice but a very whiny speaking voice.