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jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:23 PM
ahhhh im bored. i just had a bowl of oxtail soup and some toasted cheese and tuna sambos. i could go for a pack of cheese & onion hunky dorys but its cold and wet and im lazy.

so i went out with this farmer. hes a smasher. i like him a good bit. we went for a walk on sunday and he told me about farming. it was kinda interesting. then i brought him for lunch and we went for a drive up the dublin mountains and we "made out" as you americans are fond of saying. havent had a proper go on him yet though. hes shy and so very lovely for such a big strong man. yaye for me.

ah ok would you rather live on a boat or in a treehouse?
kleptomaniac
03-21-2007, 03:27 PM
can i be a pirate?!
jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:28 PM
you can be whatever you want to be! you're one of Gods special kids!
roosta
03-21-2007, 03:29 PM
treehouse everytime.
Lex Diamonds
03-21-2007, 03:30 PM
Treehouse. Living at sea would suck balls. Plus from a treehouse you could really hock a loogie on someone.
TAL
03-21-2007, 03:31 PM
Nice story.
jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:34 PM
if i could be a pirate in a treehouse that would fucking rule.

roosta your dead roigh'. will you get me some hunky dorys?

hey tal whats shakin feller?
TAL
03-21-2007, 03:35 PM
I'm in the unemployment club again! Come join me.
jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:36 PM
not for me buddy. im quite the professional these days.

go back and work at teh museum! you can just around reading all day
TAL
03-21-2007, 03:37 PM
I can't go back there for another year.

And my couch is much more comfortable anyway. Come join me on that.
roosta
03-21-2007, 03:38 PM
no bother. cheese and onion it is.

i might go for some johnny onion rings myself.
jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:40 PM
no dice.

if i wasnt such a fucking savage id be able tog et up and move around but im now in the "piggery" position. hand stuck in the bar jar (bar jar = chocolate box) and spaced on dvd.
jammytastic
03-21-2007, 03:41 PM
no bother. cheese and onion it is.

i might go for some johnny onion rings myself.

no way! the perri onion rings in teh green packet are far superior!

oooooooh! spicy rings! no! thai rings!! and a starbar. or should i say a moro with peanut. i wish i didnt have to say that. its the marathon fiasco all over again
paul jones
03-21-2007, 03:56 PM
treehouse
Dorothy Wood
03-21-2007, 04:38 PM
I'm trying really hard to read everything in this thread with an irish accent.

I'd live on a boat.

WHOA, I just typed "boat" and a radio ad is talking about getting a new boat for bass fishing. weird.

anyway, you could go on voyages with a boat. a tree doesn't move.
beastiegirrl101
03-21-2007, 04:42 PM
I thought Jammy was a dude.

treehouse. I get motion sickness!
Bob
03-21-2007, 04:47 PM
a boat, but only if it's on one of those calm seas

or maybe a big lake
Lex Diamonds
03-21-2007, 04:49 PM
I thought Jammy was a dude.
He's gay.

Farmer. Duh!
beastiegirrl101
03-21-2007, 04:51 PM
He's gay.

Farmer. Duh!

farmers do like to plow, yea...what was I thinking.
Lex Diamonds
03-21-2007, 04:55 PM
Sowing their seed in the soil and all that...
jammytastic
03-24-2007, 07:50 AM
what the fuck?

this isnt the first time people have thunk that i was a man. im not impressed. if you meet me youll find im very much a girl in that i bitch and complain a lot.
icy manipulator
03-24-2007, 08:04 AM
treehouse, fuck living on a boat, i've seen waterworld
roosta
03-24-2007, 08:13 AM
what about a tree-house on a boat?
Lex Diamonds
03-24-2007, 08:17 AM
A boat in a tree would be the coolest. (y)